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The last time I saw this thread was back in 08 or so and it was full of lulz. I remember dude got his ribs broken after smashing shorty in the bathroom at her pops house or something like that
it's been 4 years, so I know some of you have had a few odd incidents in that time frame.
As for me, I have two stories I can think of. About a year ago, i was chasing this one broad heavy. I still want her to this very day. On April 16, my persistence paid off. She came over to chill with a few friends, and I had some of my boys over. Drinks get to flowing and she tells me flat out "tell them to leave. I really want to f." She proceeds to tell her friends they should go check out some party and I tell my boys they gotta go. Shorty was summertime fine. So they leave, we get to kissing, I go from 6 to midnight in about 2 seconds. Strip her down, get the condom and all systems shut down. I started to panic because I've never had trouble with ED. I figured I wanted her so bad it wouldn't eek be a problem to ravish the broad. But I couldn't. I tried fapping without her noticing, didn't work. After About 15 mins of freaking out I pretend to hear my phone vibrate and I pretend to hold a conversation. End the "conversation" and I go back to the room. She's getting dressed as I walk in. Gives me this whole thing about how her friends didn't like the party so they gotta pick her up. I Walk her to the door and as soon as she walks out I hear her friend ask her "so how was it?" she responds "Girrrrrrrl let me tell you". My heart dropped. We still talk but I've never even gotten a chance to redeem myself.
As for me, I have two stories I can think of. About a year ago, i was chasing this one broad heavy. I still want her to this very day. On April 16, my persistence paid off. She came over to chill with a few friends, and I had some of my boys over. Drinks get to flowing and she tells me flat out "tell them to leave. I really want to f." She proceeds to tell her friends they should go check out some party and I tell my boys they gotta go. Shorty was summertime fine. So they leave, we get to kissing, I go from 6 to midnight in about 2 seconds. Strip her down, get the condom and all systems shut down. I started to panic because I've never had trouble with ED. I figured I wanted her so bad it wouldn't eek be a problem to ravish the broad. But I couldn't. I tried fapping without her noticing, didn't work. After About 15 mins of freaking out I pretend to hear my phone vibrate and I pretend to hold a conversation. End the "conversation" and I go back to the room. She's getting dressed as I walk in. Gives me this whole thing about how her friends didn't like the party so they gotta pick her up. I Walk her to the door and as soon as she walks out I hear her friend ask her "so how was it?" she responds "Girrrrrrrl let me tell you". My heart dropped. We still talk but I've never even gotten a chance to redeem myself.