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I guess you just wanted to share yours huh man.
Post some of your craziest moments vol. college, parties, vacations, etc
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Reminiscing on my years away at school earlier and I realize how much crazy stuff I got to experience. Figured NT could be a good place to share and compare stories.
Me, I can remember hitting up this one side piece after a night partying. Go to her dorm/apartment and she goes to town on me. A few minutes in, her phone rings and it's her man calling. He's deployed in Afghanistan so it's afternoon for him Or something like that and he's giving his girl a random check up call. She tells me she HAS to Skype him, so I chill in her living room while he demands her to walk around the room with her laptop's camera. I felt pretty foul, dude being off fighting for the country and I'm at home with his girl going in like John Coffee when he got his life sentence. She gets off Skype, and comes out to the living room. I'm guessing we both felt bad because we kinda just looked at eachother for a minute. Then she lets out a sigh and proceeds to top me off in her living room for a minute. Takes me back to her room, and I'm in the broad like an unborn baby, fully rejuvenated.
Another time, we were having these ill parties in line brother's house. I'm talking alcohol overflowing, weed smoke blowing (not me though), girls working the hell out of a stripper pole, strobe lights, all that !+!+. So this one time, everything's going the way it normally does. I'm talking up this one girl and somehow she insists on blowing me in the bathroom. She went to a different school (UGA dudes might know her
) so she didn't give a damn. Being the guy I am, I say f it and let her have at it. She's going for a good couple of minutes before my line brother barges in the bathroom panicking. I suddenly realize the music's not playing anymore and I'm holding the girl's head in my croch with an unkind grip. My LB proceeds to tell me the cops are outside and that he doesn't know how to get rid of em. Said since I'm prelaw, I could talk to em. So I'm drunk as hell, walking up to the cop and stepping outside the house to talk to him. I'm frantically trying to remember the laws about police entering houses. I'm stammering a bit but i manage to Kick the whole "you have no warrant so there's no way you're getting in my house" rhetoric. It was like 3am too so I knew there wouldn't be a judge willing to wake up at these hours to break up a house party. Cop leaves mad as hell and everyone's all happy and cheering me on and !+!+. It was pretty crazy, definitely boosted my ego. All the while, the girl is still in the bathroom waiting for me. She even went as far as saying "I'm not doing this anywhere other than the bathroom" which seems weird in retrospect, but w/e.
Me, I can remember hitting up this one side piece after a night partying. Go to her dorm/apartment and she goes to town on me. A few minutes in, her phone rings and it's her man calling. He's deployed in Afghanistan so it's afternoon for him Or something like that and he's giving his girl a random check up call. She tells me she HAS to Skype him, so I chill in her living room while he demands her to walk around the room with her laptop's camera. I felt pretty foul, dude being off fighting for the country and I'm at home with his girl going in like John Coffee when he got his life sentence. She gets off Skype, and comes out to the living room. I'm guessing we both felt bad because we kinda just looked at eachother for a minute. Then she lets out a sigh and proceeds to top me off in her living room for a minute. Takes me back to her room, and I'm in the broad like an unborn baby, fully rejuvenated.
Another time, we were having these ill parties in line brother's house. I'm talking alcohol overflowing, weed smoke blowing (not me though), girls working the hell out of a stripper pole, strobe lights, all that !+!+. So this one time, everything's going the way it normally does. I'm talking up this one girl and somehow she insists on blowing me in the bathroom. She went to a different school (UGA dudes might know her
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Last year in spring semester I was leaving the club with my 2 friends, we're driving, I'm in the passenger seat. We pull up at a stoplight and there is a car next to us with 3 chicks, both of our cars have all windows down. I see they're eating McDonalds so I jokingly say something about how I'm jealous of their food, the girl in the back asks me if I want a chicken nugget and then proceeds to throw me one from the back seat
They tell us to follow them back to their place to hang out, of course we go
One was really hot, one was cute and one was whatever, nothing special. Nothing happened that night but I ended up smashing the cute one several times, we were +%#@ buddies for a few months
That is the most random way I've ever met anyone ever
They tell us to follow them back to their place to hang out, of course we go
One was really hot, one was cute and one was whatever, nothing special. Nothing happened that night but I ended up smashing the cute one several times, we were +%#@ buddies for a few months
That is the most random way I've ever met anyone ever
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went to webster hall in the city a few months back with the crew. saw the 2 hottest spanish chicks ive ever seen make out. turns out they were lesbians. havent seen girls make out as savage as they did before so that was nice
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Me and 5 of my boys (we are all black) went to this Pitt frat party (white frat) a few winters ago. Only one of my friends actually goes to Pitt. We were in the basement at the party, having fun, drinking and talking to girls. All of a sudden, some dude comes out with a Super Soaker, and just unloads it on my homie Mario. Mario, obviously pissed went to talk to the dude about it, but before he could, the whole frat runs down in the basement, punches were thrown, and we were kicked out.
After gettin kicked out, we rode up the street, and called up a few hood dudes we knew. We rounded up like 7 more dudes, and came back with baseball bats. As soon as we get there, dudes start busting windshields out of cars with the bats. 2 of my other friends kicked in the door to the crib, but when they did, they saw 30 white dudes with baseball bats of their own. They got pulled inside, and had to fight their way out. They frat barricaded the door so that we couldnt get in.
5 minutes later, the cops pulled up, and run up in the house, both of my boys had been in there fighting, I have no idea how they survived with all those bats. The frat guys tell the cops that we ran up in their house, but my one homie was like "nah man, he called me a n***er. The cop said......"oh ok, well in that case you're free to go", and let us all leave
After gettin kicked out, we rode up the street, and called up a few hood dudes we knew. We rounded up like 7 more dudes, and came back with baseball bats. As soon as we get there, dudes start busting windshields out of cars with the bats. 2 of my other friends kicked in the door to the crib, but when they did, they saw 30 white dudes with baseball bats of their own. They got pulled inside, and had to fight their way out. They frat barricaded the door so that we couldnt get in.
5 minutes later, the cops pulled up, and run up in the house, both of my boys had been in there fighting, I have no idea how they survived with all those bats. The frat guys tell the cops that we ran up in their house, but my one homie was like "nah man, he called me a n***er. The cop said......"oh ok, well in that case you're free to go", and let us all leave
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On a cruise vacation with my mom.
I leave party with a girl and
Head to this part of the ship
Yooo when you have the front of the ship view of the ocean while getting off its just
Best cruise EVA
I leave party with a girl and
Head to this part of the ship
Yooo when you have the front of the ship view of the ocean while getting off its just
Best cruise EVA
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Come on now. You know he has nothing to contribute.
One of the strangest moments I ever had in college. I'm at a frat party and and make eye contact with this girl I've seen around campus. She's pretty wasted, I'm drunk but I'm not on her level. We decide to go outside and chill. I'm sitting in this lawn chair and she's straddling my leg so I whip it out. She kinda hesitates then starts sucking me off. I'm like cool, I just got here, the night is young. Like I'm already thinking about how I'm gonna get my **** wet next. The helmet wasn't great and I wasn't even paying that much attention until she stops and just starts bawling. Like she's crying her heart out, face looking like a toddler who just saw a ghost. The weird thing is she doesn't get up. She's just sitting there in between my legs looking up at me crying, me with my **** out, pants at my ankles, not really getting it. I kinda snap back to reality and I'm like damn, this looks terrible, I'm NOT trying to catch a case so I bounce like "excuse me."
I felt kinda bad about it for most of undergrad. The worst part, I continue to see her around campus, obviously we don't speak on it. Actually that's not the worst part, a semi-friend of mine that I would ball with every week and occasionally see at parties ends up cuffing the broad.
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This year we were havin a pretty loud party in my friends room, with like 8 people in there (this is a small dorm room btw) and we were all drinkin what not. This chick comes back in the room cuz my friend and her went off to smash but she comes back in complaining he left her bla bla. Anyways she straight takes her pants off for some reason and thats when the RAs decided to show. Then she procedes to throw up all over the floor
Anyways they search the place and we had to throw out about 70 dollars worth of alcohol
let me tell you it takes about 3 very slow minutes to pour out a half gal lol. That girl ended up goin to the hospital and then this stupid kid got mad about it and decided to punch a hole in the paper towel dispenser in the bathroom so now the cops show up. One mess of a night but we ended up not gettin in trouble
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Got madd stories but I'm on my phone.
The most wildest one is I hit the club with my man's and seen there was like 20 shorties on the line. Problem was that he underage and couldn't get in so I had to drop him back home and scoop my other boy, mind you its like 2 30 when we got in. So we get in my boy hits the bar while I'm on the hunt. I see these two nymphos grinding on each other on the floor so i grab one getting the info out of her . Madd other dudes were dancing with her friend then my boy finally came thru and they was it for the "after party So we dip out to my boy crib and these two want to sit in the back with each other so w.e... We driving these chicks are dancing and kissing each other in the back, me and my boy were like
.. So we almost to his crib then the shorty i was dancing with says omg let me get in front i wanna suk my name D right now. My boy jumped in the back with quickness while i was in a daze for a sec. I look at her like she was joking and she's like pull out then she went to work I look in the rear view my boy get some brain too. So we get back to the crib they smoke and drink alil more cuz my bot loooves get these chicks wasted. Anyhow i start amashin ole girl and my doing his thing in hjs room, i guess i was piping to hard cuz this chick threw up after lol. Then when my boy finish, his chick is like what did you do to my homegirl, I'm like you wanna find out and pull my d out. She starts the whoppin and my boy peeps his head from the kitchen and runs towards us, she giving both at the same time.. We take her to his room and ran the trizzie on her while her friend is passes out in the bathroom lol... this shorty was a certified freak thoughI felt like I was in a damn porno how everything played out lol
The most wildest one is I hit the club with my man's and seen there was like 20 shorties on the line. Problem was that he underage and couldn't get in so I had to drop him back home and scoop my other boy, mind you its like 2 30 when we got in. So we get in my boy hits the bar while I'm on the hunt. I see these two nymphos grinding on each other on the floor so i grab one getting the info out of her . Madd other dudes were dancing with her friend then my boy finally came thru and they was it for the "after party So we dip out to my boy crib and these two want to sit in the back with each other so w.e... We driving these chicks are dancing and kissing each other in the back, me and my boy were like
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Long story short
I woke up on a futon half naked next to my best friend and i dont remember how we got there.
I woke up on a futon half naked next to my best friend and i dont remember how we got there.
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Taking advantage not cool bro. SMHOriginally Posted by HAM CITY
Come on now. You know he has nothing to contribute.
One of the strangest moments I ever had in college. I'm at a frat party and and make eye contact with this girl I've seen around campus. She's pretty wasted, I'm drunk but I'm not on her level. We decide to go outside and chill. I'm sitting in this lawn chair and she's straddling my leg so I whip it out. She kinda hesitates then starts sucking me off. I'm like cool, I just got here, the night is young. Like I'm already thinking about how I'm gonna get my **** wet next. The helmet wasn't great and I wasn't even paying that much attention until she stops and just starts bawling. Like she's crying her heart out, face looking like a toddler who just saw a ghost. The weird thing is she doesn't get up. She's just sitting there in between my legs looking up at me crying, me with my **** out, pants at my ankles, not really getting it. I kinda snap back to reality and I'm like damn, this looks terrible, I'm NOT trying to catch a case so I bounce like "excuse me."
I felt kinda bad about it for most of undergrad. The worst part, I continue to see her around campus, obviously we don't speak on it. Actually that's not the worst part, a semi-friend of mine that I would ball with every week and occasionally see at parties ends up cuffing the broad.
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Wait, you really into that DP life? I ain't mad so more power to you, but I couldn't bring myself to do that with my boy or any other man for that matter.Originally Posted by damelloyellow15
Got madd stories but I'm on my phone.
The most wildest one is I hit the club with my man's and seen there was like 20 shorties on the line. Problem was that he underage and couldn't get in so I had to drop him back home and scoop my other boy, mind you its like 2 30 when we got in. So we get in my boy hits the bar while I'm on the hunt. I see these two nymphos grinding on each other on the floor so i grab one getting the info out of her . Madd other dudes were dancing with her friend then my boy finally came thru and they was it for the "after party
So we dip out to my boy crib and these two want to sit in the back with each other so w.e... We driving these chicks are dancing and kissing each other in the back, me and my boy were like.. So we almost to his crib then the shorty i was dancing with says omg let me get in front i wanna suk my name D right now. My boy jumped in the
back with quickness while i was in a daze for a sec. I look at her like she was joking and she's like pull out then she went to work I look in the rear view my boy get some brain too. So we get back to the crib they smoke and drink alil more cuz my bot loooves get these chicks wasted. Anyhow i start amashin ole girl and my doing his thing in hjs room, i guess i was piping to hard cuz this chick threw up after lol. Then when my boy finish, his chick is like what did you do to my homegirl, I'm like you wanna find out and pull my d out. She starts the whoppin and my boy peeps his head from the kitchen and runs towards us, she giving both at the same time.. We take her to his room and ran the trizzie on her while her friend is passes out in the bathroom lol... this shorty was a certified freak though
I felt like I was in a damn porno how everything played out lol
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- When I was 15, I was on vacation and I got drunk with my brothers and we went down the beach late at night and dared each other to aggrevate the Bull Elephant Seals. We ended up being chased by an angry two ton beast that moves surprisingly fast on the sand.
- I almost broke my neck sea kayaking. I landed on a beac hand I hiked inland for a few hours and when I came back, the waves were huge and I had to laucnh and paddle perfectly in order to get past the waves, many mistakes and I break by neck on the shore. After getting past the waves and near the ship, that brough us to the island, the sea was so chopply that I could see the bottom of the ship one second and could look down on the deck the next.
- In College I ate bunch of magic brownies and then my high friends and I drove to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie, I rode shotgun and coached by frined to keep his speed at 76 MPH and to not drift left into on coming traffic or right and into the ocean.
- I was up in Isla Vista for Halloween and my friend was renting a big, two story ranch style house, along with 15 or more other people. I was pretty toasted and it came up that I do kendo and so did a few other guys at the house. The guys from the house lined up around the court yard and watched me and others engage in an impromtu, no holds barred kendo fight. Obviously we did not use live steel but without any armor, no prohibition on thrusts and holds and everyone having had some drinks, there were a lot of black eyes the next day.
- I almost broke my neck sea kayaking. I landed on a beac hand I hiked inland for a few hours and when I came back, the waves were huge and I had to laucnh and paddle perfectly in order to get past the waves, many mistakes and I break by neck on the shore. After getting past the waves and near the ship, that brough us to the island, the sea was so chopply that I could see the bottom of the ship one second and could look down on the deck the next.
- In College I ate bunch of magic brownies and then my high friends and I drove to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie, I rode shotgun and coached by frined to keep his speed at 76 MPH and to not drift left into on coming traffic or right and into the ocean.
- I was up in Isla Vista for Halloween and my friend was renting a big, two story ranch style house, along with 15 or more other people. I was pretty toasted and it came up that I do kendo and so did a few other guys at the house. The guys from the house lined up around the court yard and watched me and others engage in an impromtu, no holds barred kendo fight. Obviously we did not use live steel but without any armor, no prohibition on thrusts and holds and everyone having had some drinks, there were a lot of black eyes the next day.
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This one time I locked the keys in our cabin and we had to drive back up to the lodge to get an extra set.
Another time I was walking back from the volleyball net and decided to see how far I could kick my flip flops in the air and it got stuck on the roof of our cabin.
I've lived a pretty sheltered life, no wild stories at all
Another time I was walking back from the volleyball net and decided to see how far I could kick my flip flops in the air and it got stuck on the roof of our cabin.
I've lived a pretty sheltered life, no wild stories at all
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Originally Posted by HAM CITY
Come on now. You know he has nothing to contribute.
One of the strangest moments I ever had in college. I'm at a frat party and and make eye contact with this girl I've seen around campus. She's pretty wasted, I'm drunk but I'm not on her level. We decide to go outside and chill. I'm sitting in this lawn chair and she's straddling my leg so I whip it out. She kinda hesitates then starts sucking me off. I'm like cool, I just got here, the night is young. Like I'm already thinking about how I'm gonna get my **** wet next. The helmet wasn't great and I wasn't even paying that much attention until she stops and just starts bawling. Like she's crying her heart out, face looking like a toddler who just saw a ghost. The weird thing is she doesn't get up. She's just sitting there in between my legs looking up at me crying, me with my **** out, pants at my ankles, not really getting it. I kinda snap back to reality and I'm like damn, this looks terrible, I'm NOT trying to catch a case so I bounce like "excuse me."
I felt kinda bad about it for most of undergrad. The worst part, I continue to see her around campus, obviously we don't speak on it. Actually that's not the worst part, a semi-friend of mine that I would ball with every week and occasionally see at parties ends up cuffing the broad.
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2007 Alpha Ball at V. Tech
that whole weekend was comedy
that whole weekend was comedy
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Long story for a long night:
I was in Seattle at UW partying one weekend a few summers ago. My friend up there knows a girl who was staying at a frat... yeah it was weird. Anyways, we get there after pre-gaming a little bit, and immediately when we step in the frat doors my friend sees a soda machine that was rigged to dispense alcohol (He finds a pitcher and goes 1/2 Coke 1/2 whiskey). This leads to lots of drunks, fast. A friend and I play some beer pong with some frat guys and go 1 and 1. Oh well. We run around the house looking for our friends, find them upstairs hotboxing someones room. We're like cool, lets get in on this.
Bout 10 minutes later 3 random dudes no one knew come in the room and get in on it. Immediately the friend that lives in Seattle sees one of the dudes has a Nike drawstring backpack on, and goes IN on the kid. Eventually we nicknamed him "Murse" (man purse) after 10 minutes of clowning; Murse doesnt take kindly to this. They leave.
Fast forward... we're all leaving bout 3 am, chillin outside talking and wrapping up. Murse and his buddies roll up, my Seattle friend goes in again, all while hugged up in another one of our friends' arms
(Seattle friend is about 5'7, 130 lbs, other friends 6'3 200. Funny sight.) Murse and one of his friends starts walking away, knowing it's just jokes. But their last friend takes offense... "NAH, @*%% that. I dont like when my friends are made fun of!" And keeps yelling that for like 3 minutes. Things cool down and we part ways while the 3rd friend keeps apologizing for the idiot.
Later as we get to my car, one chubby girl comes up to us and asks for a ride to her place. We're like... okay, whatever, we're too wasted to care. Everyone piles in, all 6 of us. The girl and Seattle friend are the only ones who know where we're going, but they're too drunk to be help and my friend is passing out. We eventually get to her place and she's too drunk to get out of the car. Everyone has to get out and drag her to someones door at her apt. complex (we dont know who) and we knock on their door and leave... while she's passed on their doorstep
From here I sort of know how to get back to my friends place, so we head back now. On the way the friend sitting up in the passenger seat gets mad that Seattle friend is passed out and cant give directions, so he start punching him in the chest. Seattle friend just laughs at every punch. Lulz were had. Once we get back we all pass out, in the morning I wake up to find 3 of them sleeping on top of each other on a couch
I was in Seattle at UW partying one weekend a few summers ago. My friend up there knows a girl who was staying at a frat... yeah it was weird. Anyways, we get there after pre-gaming a little bit, and immediately when we step in the frat doors my friend sees a soda machine that was rigged to dispense alcohol (He finds a pitcher and goes 1/2 Coke 1/2 whiskey). This leads to lots of drunks, fast. A friend and I play some beer pong with some frat guys and go 1 and 1. Oh well. We run around the house looking for our friends, find them upstairs hotboxing someones room. We're like cool, lets get in on this.
Bout 10 minutes later 3 random dudes no one knew come in the room and get in on it. Immediately the friend that lives in Seattle sees one of the dudes has a Nike drawstring backpack on, and goes IN on the kid. Eventually we nicknamed him "Murse" (man purse) after 10 minutes of clowning; Murse doesnt take kindly to this. They leave.
Fast forward... we're all leaving bout 3 am, chillin outside talking and wrapping up. Murse and his buddies roll up, my Seattle friend goes in again, all while hugged up in another one of our friends' arms
Later as we get to my car, one chubby girl comes up to us and asks for a ride to her place. We're like... okay, whatever, we're too wasted to care. Everyone piles in, all 6 of us. The girl and Seattle friend are the only ones who know where we're going, but they're too drunk to be help and my friend is passing out. We eventually get to her place and she's too drunk to get out of the car. Everyone has to get out and drag her to someones door at her apt. complex (we dont know who) and we knock on their door and leave... while she's passed on their doorstep
From here I sort of know how to get back to my friends place, so we head back now. On the way the friend sitting up in the passenger seat gets mad that Seattle friend is passed out and cant give directions, so he start punching him in the chest. Seattle friend just laughs at every punch. Lulz were had. Once we get back we all pass out, in the morning I wake up to find 3 of them sleeping on top of each other on a couch
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I give very few damns. I've never come close to raping a broad but like I said I don't give many damns.Originally Posted by hewlett615
Taking advantage not cool bro. SMHOriginally Posted by HAM CITY
Come on now. You know he has nothing to contribute.
One of the strangest moments I ever had in college. I'm at a frat party and and make eye contact with this girl I've seen around campus. She's pretty wasted, I'm drunk but I'm not on her level. We decide to go outside and chill. I'm sitting in this lawn chair and she's straddling my leg so I whip it out. She kinda hesitates then starts sucking me off. I'm like cool, I just got here, the night is young. Like I'm already thinking about how I'm gonna get my **** wet next. The helmet wasn't great and I wasn't even paying that much attention until she stops and just starts bawling. Like she's crying her heart out, face looking like a toddler who just saw a ghost. The weird thing is she doesn't get up. She's just sitting there in between my legs looking up at me crying, me with my **** out, pants at my ankles, not really getting it. I kinda snap back to reality and I'm like damn, this looks terrible, I'm NOT trying to catch a case so I bounce like "excuse me."
I felt kinda bad about it for most of undergrad. The worst part, I continue to see her around campus, obviously we don't speak on it. Actually that's not the worst part, a semi-friend of mine that I would ball with every week and occasionally see at parties ends up cuffing the broad.
If she has the capacity to put me in her mouth, or take her panties off... it's kosher.
At least that's how I felt in college. *kanye shrug*
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This might be the most unbelievable story I've read on NT.Originally Posted by damelloyellow15
Got madd stories but I'm on my phone.
The most wildest one is I hit the club with my man's and seen there was like 20 shorties on the line. Problem was that he underage and couldn't get in so I had to drop him back home and scoop my other boy, mind you its like 2 30 when we got in. So we get in my boy hits the bar while I'm on the hunt. I see these two nymphos grinding on each other on the floor so i grab one getting the info out of her . Madd other dudes were dancing with her friend then my boy finally came thru and they was it for the "after party So we dip out to my boy crib and these two want to sit in the back with each other so w.e... We driving these chicks are dancing and kissing each other in the back, me and my boy were like.. So we almost to his crib then the shorty i was dancing with says omg let me get in front i wanna suk my name D right now. My boy jumped in the back with quickness while i was in a daze for a sec. I look at her like she was joking and she's like pull out then she went to work I look in the rear view my boy get some brain too. So we get back to the crib they smoke and drink alil more cuz my bot loooves get these chicks wasted. Anyhow i start amashin ole girl and my doing his thing in hjs room, i guess i was piping to hard cuz this chick threw up after lol. Then when my boy finish, his chick is like what did you do to my homegirl, I'm like you wanna find out and pull my d out. She starts the whoppin and my boy peeps his head from the kitchen and runs towards us, she giving both at the same time.. We take her to his room and ran the trizzie on her while her friend is passes out in the bathroom lol... this shorty was a certified freak thoughI felt like I was in a damn porno how everything played out lol
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I used to host thristy thrusdays and frisky fridays in my dorm room. Alcohol, sex, weed, pills, greeks, games, police, strict no camera rule. I fully acknowledge now that i liked to watch because i couldnt partcipate the way that i want to but that yolo life got consequenes and a part of me always knew it so i just provided the location for others.
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Originally Posted by Ecook0808
This might be the most unbelievable story I've read on NT.Originally Posted by damelloyellow15
Got madd stories but I'm on my phone.
The most wildest one is I hit the club with my man's and seen there was like 20 shorties on the line. Problem was that he underage and couldn't get in so I had to drop him back home and scoop my other boy, mind you its like 2 30 when we got in. So we get in my boy hits the bar while I'm on the hunt. I see these two nymphos grinding on each other on the floor so i grab one getting the info out of her . Madd other dudes were dancing with her friend then my boy finally came thru and they was it for the "after party So we dip out to my boy crib and these two want to sit in the back with each other so w.e... We driving these chicks are dancing and kissing each other in the back, me and my boy were like.. So we almost to his crib then the shorty i was dancing with says omg let me get in front i wanna suk my name D right now. My boy jumped in the back with quickness while i was in a daze for a sec. I look at her like she was joking and she's like pull out then she went to work I look in the rear view my boy get some brain too. So we get back to the crib they smoke and drink alil more cuz my bot loooves get these chicks wasted. Anyhow i start amashin ole girl and my doing his thing in hjs room, i guess i was piping to hard cuz this chick threw up after lol. Then when my boy finish, his chick is like what did you do to my homegirl, I'm like you wanna find out and pull my d out. She starts the whoppin and my boy peeps his head from the kitchen and runs towards us, she giving both at the same time.. We take her to his room and ran the trizzie on her while her friend is passes out in the bathroom lol... this shorty was a certified freak thoughI felt like I was in a damn porno how everything played out lol
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this story doesn't have a happy ending but it was the first thought that came to mind ...
So i was a "companion" to my homegirl that works for continental ... so i would get flight hookups anywhere as long as i paid tax. So i went to dublin for a weekend. I get my own hotel room as 1 of the staff didn't go on the trip and they couldn't cancel. So i'm just walking around the city taking in the sights, met up with my homegirl at a bar and she is the ultimate wingman. Looking for an international girl of course but meet a girl from seattle ... she all over me etc ... but of course her friend was the ultimate hater ... She was with a group of like 10 other people and they rolled together. So shorty is telling me she got her own room at some hotel and her friend comes by and like we're all leaving. Shorty tells me i can't leave with her but find her at this hotel. So we exchange #'s even though she didn't have an international setup
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Damn... I don't even know where to start...
Howard Homecoming 2011? 2010? ATL Greek?
Slope day at Cornell? 2008 Alpha Ball at V-Tech?
Bing Carnival?
1 quick funny !+$ story.
1) How I ended my Varsity track career:
So I throw this house party at the crib the end of my sophomore year. I'm in the kitchen chillin choppin it up when this wild !+$ Delta comes through and starts giving me a dub. It's some Passa Passa joint playing, and we both Jamaican so the dub starts getting a little crazy. Key not here... one of her neos is next to me, and the neo is a woman of considerable stature (this comes into play soon). The way the apartment works is that the kitchen is tiled and the hallway is carpeted. The fridge is right on the edge of the kitchen so as I catch the dub, my right foot is on the carpet, left foot on the tiles. It's a house party so mad drinks been spilled in my kitchen. Bend Over comes on and the part where old boy starts wildin' out on the chorus drop. I turn the Delta I'm dancing with around and lift her up so that her legs are wrapped around my back. I'm in there gettin it, and during the very end of the chorus, I try to hump a little too hard and my left leg slips on a wet tile.
Now remember, the big !+$ Delta is to my left...
As my leg slips, I take out the large one from the ankles, so she starts falling towards me. I drop, and cause I have shorty in mid-air, she falls too. So BOOM, Big !+$ Delta drops on my left knee, then BOOM, Jamaican !+$ Delta gets dropped on it too. So now I'm on the floor with 2 Deltas on my knee screaming because my leg below the knee is bend horizontally SIDEWAYS. They get up, and my white boy who's near comes through laughing. So him and this Sigma help carry me to the bathroom with a couple girls trying to help the situation.
Nothing worse than drunk people trying to help other drunk people.
These fools just put my leg across a bathtub and drop a tray of ice over. They don't hold the ice on the knee or anything, just straight drop it over like "YOU GOOD NOW HOMIE!" The vodka has me immune to the pain, so I just cosign, go back into the party, and catch more dubs.
I wake up on my floor the next day with a couple people still passed out from the party. It's at this point I realize I can no longer walk, so I go to the track trainer to get it checked out. She doesn't know what it is, so I get an MRI done. Results come back like 3 days later and I have a a torn ACL, torn PCL, torn MCL, and large knee diffusion. So I've torn 3 ligaments in my knee, and essentially dislocated it over some dubs. The coach sees me, and I come up with some BS excuse that I was trying to go too hard in the weight room and just strained my knee, I'll be good in like a week. He believes it, but then one of the freshmen on the women's track team who was at the party tells the story around the team like it's pure comedy. Word gets back to the coach about the severity of the injury, the fact that I'll be out my whole junior year, and worst yet... HOW I got the injury. Needless to say, that was an awkward conversation and I never fully recovered. Never seen a coach as pissed off as I did during our meeting.
I went down in track and school history for that move... literally.
Howard Homecoming 2011? 2010? ATL Greek?
Slope day at Cornell? 2008 Alpha Ball at V-Tech?
Bing Carnival?
1 quick funny !+$ story.
1) How I ended my Varsity track career:
So I throw this house party at the crib the end of my sophomore year. I'm in the kitchen chillin choppin it up when this wild !+$ Delta comes through and starts giving me a dub. It's some Passa Passa joint playing, and we both Jamaican so the dub starts getting a little crazy. Key not here... one of her neos is next to me, and the neo is a woman of considerable stature (this comes into play soon). The way the apartment works is that the kitchen is tiled and the hallway is carpeted. The fridge is right on the edge of the kitchen so as I catch the dub, my right foot is on the carpet, left foot on the tiles. It's a house party so mad drinks been spilled in my kitchen. Bend Over comes on and the part where old boy starts wildin' out on the chorus drop. I turn the Delta I'm dancing with around and lift her up so that her legs are wrapped around my back. I'm in there gettin it, and during the very end of the chorus, I try to hump a little too hard and my left leg slips on a wet tile.
Now remember, the big !+$ Delta is to my left...
As my leg slips, I take out the large one from the ankles, so she starts falling towards me. I drop, and cause I have shorty in mid-air, she falls too. So BOOM, Big !+$ Delta drops on my left knee, then BOOM, Jamaican !+$ Delta gets dropped on it too. So now I'm on the floor with 2 Deltas on my knee screaming because my leg below the knee is bend horizontally SIDEWAYS. They get up, and my white boy who's near comes through laughing. So him and this Sigma help carry me to the bathroom with a couple girls trying to help the situation.
Nothing worse than drunk people trying to help other drunk people.
These fools just put my leg across a bathtub and drop a tray of ice over. They don't hold the ice on the knee or anything, just straight drop it over like "YOU GOOD NOW HOMIE!" The vodka has me immune to the pain, so I just cosign, go back into the party, and catch more dubs.
I wake up on my floor the next day with a couple people still passed out from the party. It's at this point I realize I can no longer walk, so I go to the track trainer to get it checked out. She doesn't know what it is, so I get an MRI done. Results come back like 3 days later and I have a a torn ACL, torn PCL, torn MCL, and large knee diffusion. So I've torn 3 ligaments in my knee, and essentially dislocated it over some dubs. The coach sees me, and I come up with some BS excuse that I was trying to go too hard in the weight room and just strained my knee, I'll be good in like a week. He believes it, but then one of the freshmen on the women's track team who was at the party tells the story around the team like it's pure comedy. Word gets back to the coach about the severity of the injury, the fact that I'll be out my whole junior year, and worst yet... HOW I got the injury. Needless to say, that was an awkward conversation and I never fully recovered. Never seen a coach as pissed off as I did during our meeting.
I went down in track and school history for that move... literally.
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The amount of Ducktales in this thread...haha
