Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols
my cousin (mom's side) foofed his cousin on his dad's side. he called me and asked me :
"can you get sick from sex?"
"like herpes? uh, yeah."
"no, like in the head."
"... syphilis affects your brain, I think, why?"
"i banged Patty"
"Patty who?"
"Patty Patty."
"I only know one Patty."
"yeah."
"wat."
"yeah."
"....... seriously?"
"yeah."
"....... HOW?"
"the normal way."
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. HOW COULD YOU?"
"we were watching TV and it just happened."
"NO. THAT DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN."
"whatever. i didn't wear a condom and that's why I'm asking if you can get sick."
"......... did you finish in her?"
"yeah, we're freaking out."
"you're not serious."
"seriously, can you get sick or not?"
"that's the absolute least of your worries right now."
"**@$. well I'll just hope nothing happens."
dude was dead serious.