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Originally Posted by MrONegative
Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
Originally Posted by georgehimself
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?my whole brain is crying
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Originally Posted by MrONegative
Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
Originally Posted by georgehimself
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?my whole brain is crying
Originally Posted by j d0t win
Guy: Do you like dragons?
Girl: umm yess i guess
Guy: Good because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face tonight
Guy: Are you into fitness?
Girl:Yes
Guy: Good so you can fitness **** in your mouth
Originally Posted by eashawty
Originally Posted by bruce negro
Originally Posted by Degenerate423
I am crying real tears in my cubicle right now.... Wow�
buddy�aint give a %+*$
you'll get slap LOLOriginally Posted by dyyhard
I'm no weather man, but expect more than a couple of inches tonight.
Remember this moment, so we can tell our kids how we met.
WHAT THE?!Originally Posted by Luong1209
What do you call nuts on the wall? - Walnuts
What do you call nuts on your chest? - Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? - My **** in your mouth
With a spiked heel lolOriginally Posted by swooshallday
you'll get slap LOLOriginally Posted by dyyhard
I'm no weather man, but expect more than a couple of inches tonight.
Remember this moment, so we can tell our kids how we met.
Can I buy you a giraffe > *
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I dont get it man
Originally Posted by lana85
Originally Posted by BRaTZ DoS
Originally Posted by Zyzz
roses are red, violets are blue, were having sex because im stronger than you.
perfect.
Id die laughing if a guy ever told me any of these.
Originally Posted by Yeah
Originally Posted by three6mafia
guy: tickle your %%!#@ with a feather? (say it quick)
girl: huh?
guy: particularly nice weather.
+1
Originally Posted by tee99
"Are you good at math?
....because I'd like to divide you into four pieces and multiple"
Originally Posted by VeintiSiete
the other day i was at the Farmer's Market waiting to pay, and in the line next to me was a cutie who only was buying one item apparently
so i casually say "you know, they really should look into making a cashier line for the single-item customer" followed by a playful smile.
that cracked the ice and turned into brief humorous banter.
turns out she was married, so i didnt close.
but i could tell she was genuinely flattered and had she been a woman of looser morals, i would probably be balling her underwear in my hand as we speak.
Originally Posted by 703 Hwy
Oh man, this thread has delivered and more