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They got me. I admit it. I'm the one who sexually assaulted Dr. Ford.

You see, it was the 1980s, a wild time, and I wasn't born yet, but I took the liberty of undergoing dozens of surgeries to change my face to look just like the virgin Brett Kavanar. I spent weeks taking voice lessons to mimic his voice and acting classes to copy his mannerisms.

So, you see, this is all just a hilarious case of mistaken identity! Brett is innocent (and still a virgin) and Dr. Ford is understandably confused. Everything is cleared up now and we can now put Brett on the Supreme Court.
 
These comedians impersonating Trump have gotten really good. It was hard for me to tell that this wasn't actually the president talking but the 60 seconds of saying stupid **** gave it away.

Did not age well, just like any other NY Times opinion


Oh I long for those summer days when our biggest worry about Kavanaugh was whether he would overturn Roe v Wade.

"Disclosure: I was one of Judge Kavanaugh’s professors when he was a student at Yale Law School."

No ****.

This whole thing has felt like a con job from the very start. The original commercial by that lady with the shaky voice saying she supports the virgin Brett Kavanar without giving any specifics (and who has since removed her name from the list of his supporters), his bizarre interview last night on Fox ("I have always been a virgin"), the new commercial supporting him with the 5 random ladies, the letter of support from 65 female friends from 4 decades ago, this NYT opinion piece, all the documents that the WH/Congress suppressed, and a bunch of other strange stuff with his nomination. This is all shady as hell.
 
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This is crazy.

You have to be a special type of stupid to think 30+ years later two men are going to admit, without any legal pressure, they're the people who actually sexually assaulted a woman.

That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard. Would've been better off saying it was aliens that did it.
 
This is crazy.

You have to be a special type of stupid to think 30+ years later two men are going to admit, without any legal pressure, they're the people who actually sexually assaulted a woman.

That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard. Would've been better off saying it was aliens that did it.
It probably was aliens, illegal aliens from mexico.
 
Republicans have never had a female on the judiciary committee, which has been around for 202 years

But these dudes are so scared to ask questions they were quick to find a woman





O and of course

 
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