Official Confessions Thread. vol: Aint had one of these in a while.

[unkletomcruze]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I think maybe because when I used to go to church, masterbation was so frowned upon. And I guess that stuck with me. More than anything, the post-jerking off feeling is, "Damn dude, you could have wasted that on a REAL GIRL. Instead you are doing it by yourself." That alone makes me feel like a got damn loser. So that is why I try to avoid it at ALL costs.

I don't think I have ever done it 3 times in a week.

Realtalk about that Church stuff.

While I haven't been to church in over a year, I still consider myself a Christian (although I'm sure God doesn't see me as one...

) and that definitely plays a big role in why I feel like crap after every session.

Frankly, a part of me likes the fact that I feel guilty and horrible after the fact because I sincerely believe that it's my conscience via the divine making me feel the way I do. Not to turn this into a religious thread, but I do believe that sex should be a joyous thing between a man and a woman, and anything else is sinful and/or you cheating on your future hubby/God's plan for you.

But then I also look at it from the scientific perspective. Fapping is you wasting your essence. Everytime I do it and flush it down the toilet, I've knowingly killed an important part of me that wasn't easy to make. I spend a whole lot of ATP getting the boyz ready for war and what do I do when they're ready, I flush 'em down the toilet...I am such a horrible General...

If sperm could mutiny, I'd be long dead.



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[unkletomcruze]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I think maybe because when I used to go to church, masterbation was so frowned upon. And I guess that stuck with me. More than anything, the post-jerking off feeling is, "Damn dude, you could have wasted that on a REAL GIRL. Instead you are doing it by yourself." That alone makes me feel like a got damn loser. So that is why I try to avoid it at ALL costs.

I don't think I have ever done it 3 times in a week.

Realtalk about that Church stuff.

While I haven't been to church in over a year, I still consider myself a Christian (although I'm sure God doesn't see me as one...

) and that definitely plays a big role in why I feel like crap after every session.

Frankly, a part of me likes the fact that I feel guilty and horrible after the fact because I sincerely believe that it's my conscience via the divine making me feel the way I do. Not to turn this into a religious thread, but I do believe that sex should be a joyous thing between a man and a woman, and anything else is sinful and/or you cheating on your future hubby/God's plan for you.

But then I also look at it from the scientific perspective. Fapping is you wasting your essence. Everytime I do it and flush it down the toilet, I've knowingly killed an important part of me that wasn't easy to make. I spend a whole lot of ATP getting the boyz ready for war and what do I do when they're ready, I flush 'em down the toilet...I am such a horrible General...

If sperm could mutiny, I'd be long dead.



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[DCAllAfrican]

I mean when you jerk off, you are wasting life and energy. I try to remain healthy on all levels and it makes no sense for me to waste seeds like that.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I mean when you jerk off, you are wasting life and energy. I try to remain healthy on all levels and it makes no sense for me to waste seeds like that.

 

[firered18]

I have a ridiculously high sex drive

I get bunz, but not on an everyday basis, yet my "thing" is ready to blast everyday(multiple times) so I find myself fapping. I dont feel ashamed about it because I feel its necessary for me to be able to function with a clear head.  And yoga pants

 I cant stop thinkin bout the P yall.... A.D.I.D.A.S.

Oh and when I am gettin the bunz, I CANNOT keep my erection with a condom, its like im suffocating.  So I tend to look for shorties on the pill

 

[firered18]

I have a ridiculously high sex drive

I get bunz, but not on an everyday basis, yet my "thing" is ready to blast everyday(multiple times) so I find myself fapping. I dont feel ashamed about it because I feel its necessary for me to be able to function with a clear head.  And yoga pants

 I cant stop thinkin bout the P yall.... A.D.I.D.A.S.

Oh and when I am gettin the bunz, I CANNOT keep my erection with a condom, its like im suffocating.  So I tend to look for shorties on the pill

 

[fulltech]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by FullTech

I love and hate myself if that makes sense 

Son, I'm a gemini...so it makes perrfectttt sense.


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At least, I'm not the only one thinking like that 

btw, I'm a Taurus 

 

[fulltech]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by FullTech

I love and hate myself if that makes sense 

Son, I'm a gemini...so it makes perrfectttt sense.


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At least, I'm not the only one thinking like that 

btw, I'm a Taurus 

 

[damedash06]

i have never smoked weed, not one time but sometimes I want to try it just because of how ALL of my friends say it relieves stress and i am probably 200000x more stressed than them...

since my girl broke up with me, it sucks, I dont want to be with anyone else, I figure ill just enjoy the single life but, it actually kinda sucks... having sex with mad different girls just doesnt interest me. Met this one girl through a mutual friend, told her i wasnt interested in sex with her, which just made her want it more, i hit it, didnt even enjoy it, now she wont leave me alone... FTL

I have always been the "nice guy" and since my girl broke up with me, I have been being an #@+%#!% to girls for the most part and they really love it, I dont understand i. this girl metioned ^^^ for example...

1 week ago if i had the chance, I would have killed my brothers' father with no hesitation, but I have recently gone through some changes and I no longer have that hatred in my heart.

man I could go on for days, maybe ill come back later

 

[damedash06]

i have never smoked weed, not one time but sometimes I want to try it just because of how ALL of my friends say it relieves stress and i am probably 200000x more stressed than them...

since my girl broke up with me, it sucks, I dont want to be with anyone else, I figure ill just enjoy the single life but, it actually kinda sucks... having sex with mad different girls just doesnt interest me. Met this one girl through a mutual friend, told her i wasnt interested in sex with her, which just made her want it more, i hit it, didnt even enjoy it, now she wont leave me alone... FTL

I have always been the "nice guy" and since my girl broke up with me, I have been being an #@+%#!% to girls for the most part and they really love it, I dont understand i. this girl metioned ^^^ for example...

1 week ago if i had the chance, I would have killed my brothers' father with no hesitation, but I have recently gone through some changes and I no longer have that hatred in my heart.

man I could go on for days, maybe ill come back later

 

[chico cummings]

I'm 31yrs old and can't tie a tie to save my life! 

I've never slept with a married chick until this year but now I've been with 4 already! Damn u FB...

I currently have a 4-5 woman rotation of chicks I sleep with but I've never felt more alone in my life. I miss that relationship connection that me and my BM had..

I've smashed tons of chicks in my life and is known as a "ladies man" or "man @@*+#" around town but honestly I rarely approach women. Especially sober. I feel I have no game really and I don't take rejection well. I envy dudes who can holla at a chick with no care of getting turned down or humiliated...

I'm VERY physically attracted to white chicks but for some reason I could never see myself marrying one.

I'm self conscious about my lil beer gut but can't seem to get the motivation to join a gym. I'm the biggest I've ever been in my life at 217lbs. I use to hover around 195-202lbs but as soon as I turned 30 and got laid off in '08, my weight shot up even though I try to eat as healthy as I can without dieting. I think it could be the liquor...

 

[youmadyoubad]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I mean when you jerk off, you are wasting life and energy. I try to remain healthy on all levels and it makes no sense for me to waste seeds like that.

waste seeds? The seeds dont just stay alive until they're used. And even if you do have sex you'll probably use a condom so your seed is going to die anyways. And if you get some brain and unload in a girls mouth shes just gonna swallow or spit it out. So anyway you look at it unless your donating or having a baby with your seed its going to waste. 

 

[youmadyoubad]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I mean when you jerk off, you are wasting life and energy. I try to remain healthy on all levels and it makes no sense for me to waste seeds like that.

waste seeds? The seeds dont just stay alive until they're used. And even if you do have sex you'll probably use a condom so your seed is going to die anyways. And if you get some brain and unload in a girls mouth shes just gonna swallow or spit it out. So anyway you look at it unless your donating or having a baby with your seed its going to waste. 

 

[chico cummings]

I'm 31yrs old and can't tie a tie to save my life! 

I've never slept with a married chick until this year but now I've been with 4 already! Damn u FB...

I currently have a 4-5 woman rotation of chicks I sleep with but I've never felt more alone in my life. I miss that relationship connection that me and my BM had..

I've smashed tons of chicks in my life and is known as a "ladies man" or "man @@*+#" around town but honestly I rarely approach women. Especially sober. I feel I have no game really and I don't take rejection well. I envy dudes who can holla at a chick with no care of getting turned down or humiliated...

I'm VERY physically attracted to white chicks but for some reason I could never see myself marrying one.

I'm self conscious about my lil beer gut but can't seem to get the motivation to join a gym. I'm the biggest I've ever been in my life at 217lbs. I use to hover around 195-202lbs but as soon as I turned 30 and got laid off in '08, my weight shot up even though I try to eat as healthy as I can without dieting. I think it could be the liquor...

 

[atlien seeko]

YouMadYouBad wrote:

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DCAllAmerican wrote:

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I mean when you jerk off, you are wasting life and energy. I try to remain healthy on all levels and it makes no sense for me to waste seeds like that.

waste seeds? The seeds dont just stay alive until they're used. And even if you do have sex you'll probably use a condom so your seed is going to die anyways. And if you get some brain and unload in a girls mouth shes just gonna swallow or spit it out. So anyway you look at it unless your donating or having a baby with your seed its going to waste. 


Same thing I was thinking

These post always make me feel like a psychologist the way I be analyzing psychology behind some of these posts...

 

[atlien seeko]

YouMadYouBad wrote:

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DCAllAmerican wrote:

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I mean when you jerk off, you are wasting life and energy. I try to remain healthy on all levels and it makes no sense for me to waste seeds like that.

waste seeds? The seeds dont just stay alive until they're used. And even if you do have sex you'll probably use a condom so your seed is going to die anyways. And if you get some brain and unload in a girls mouth shes just gonna swallow or spit it out. So anyway you look at it unless your donating or having a baby with your seed its going to waste. 


Same thing I was thinking

These post always make me feel like a psychologist the way I be analyzing psychology behind some of these posts...

 

[solefood229]

This older %%+#! ive been seeing keeps playing with my emotions, one day she loves me and the next couple days I dont hear from her, then she be wanting me to do some simp @+*+, I was really feeling the girl too, but here sometiming attitude has me hating her $$+, I think Ima beat one more time skeet all over she sheets and never talk to her again

/rant

 

[solefood229]

This older %%+#! ive been seeing keeps playing with my emotions, one day she loves me and the next couple days I dont hear from her, then she be wanting me to do some simp @+*+, I was really feeling the girl too, but here sometiming attitude has me hating her $$+, I think Ima beat one more time skeet all over she sheets and never talk to her again

/rant

 

[brettthejett]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I mean when you jerk off, you are wasting life and energy. I try to remain healthy on all levels and it makes no sense for me to waste seeds like that.

I usually respect your insight but your view on beating it is down right WRONG.
Masturbation is healthy. You need to purge the valves and make room for fresh sperm. Your semen is no good after a couple of days.

You are not wasting energy, or life, you are relieving pressure in your joint.

I guess one way to look at it is, you are spending quality personal time with yourself. 

I'd rather watch porn and have some "me time" (

) than:

A) find drunk/fat/unattractive/@@$#@!%/easy/loose/diseased females

B) be in a relationship with a girl that I don't really like, just so I can smash

INS, but choice, and not releasing is extremely unhealthy.

Even if you smash regularly, I suggest taking a better look at WHY you feel bad about jerkin. A kitten tho?

 

[brettthejett]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I mean when you jerk off, you are wasting life and energy. I try to remain healthy on all levels and it makes no sense for me to waste seeds like that.

I usually respect your insight but your view on beating it is down right WRONG.
Masturbation is healthy. You need to purge the valves and make room for fresh sperm. Your semen is no good after a couple of days.

You are not wasting energy, or life, you are relieving pressure in your joint.

I guess one way to look at it is, you are spending quality personal time with yourself. 

I'd rather watch porn and have some "me time" (

) than:

A) find drunk/fat/unattractive/@@$#@!%/easy/loose/diseased females

B) be in a relationship with a girl that I don't really like, just so I can smash

INS, but choice, and not releasing is extremely unhealthy.

Even if you smash regularly, I suggest taking a better look at WHY you feel bad about jerkin. A kitten tho?

 

[brettthejett]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I think maybe because when I used to go to church, masterbation was so frowned upon. And I guess that stuck with me. More than anything, the post-jerking off feeling is, "Damn dude, you could have wasted that on a REAL GIRL. Instead you are doing it by yourself." That alone makes me feel like a got damn loser. So that is why I try to avoid it at ALL costs.

I don't think I have ever done it 3 times in a week.

Realtalk about that Church stuff.

While I haven't been to church in over a year, I still consider myself a Christian (although I'm sure God doesn't see me as one...

) and that definitely plays a big role in why I feel like crap after every session.

Frankly, a part of me likes the fact that I feel guilty and horrible after the fact because I sincerely believe that it's my conscience via the divine making me feel the way I do. Not to turn this into a religious thread, but I do believe that sex should be a joyous thing between a man and a woman, and anything else is sinful and/or you cheating on your future hubby/God's plan for you.

But then I also look at it from the scientific perspective. Fapping is you wasting your essence. Everytime I do it and flush it down the toilet, I've knowingly killed an important part of me that wasn't easy to make. I spend a whole lot of ATP getting the boyz ready for war and what do I do when they're ready, I flush 'em down the toilet...I am such a horrible General...

If sperm could mutiny, I'd be long dead.



...

You sir, really need to see a health professional.
Not for anything you do or do not do, but because that right there is @!%#*+ UP

God says no beating it? wow... some God. Won't even let a dude feel good 

 

[brettthejett]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I think maybe because when I used to go to church, masterbation was so frowned upon. And I guess that stuck with me. More than anything, the post-jerking off feeling is, "Damn dude, you could have wasted that on a REAL GIRL. Instead you are doing it by yourself." That alone makes me feel like a got damn loser. So that is why I try to avoid it at ALL costs.

I don't think I have ever done it 3 times in a week.

Realtalk about that Church stuff.

While I haven't been to church in over a year, I still consider myself a Christian (although I'm sure God doesn't see me as one...

) and that definitely plays a big role in why I feel like crap after every session.

Frankly, a part of me likes the fact that I feel guilty and horrible after the fact because I sincerely believe that it's my conscience via the divine making me feel the way I do. Not to turn this into a religious thread, but I do believe that sex should be a joyous thing between a man and a woman, and anything else is sinful and/or you cheating on your future hubby/God's plan for you.

But then I also look at it from the scientific perspective. Fapping is you wasting your essence. Everytime I do it and flush it down the toilet, I've knowingly killed an important part of me that wasn't easy to make. I spend a whole lot of ATP getting the boyz ready for war and what do I do when they're ready, I flush 'em down the toilet...I am such a horrible General...

If sperm could mutiny, I'd be long dead.



...

You sir, really need to see a health professional.
Not for anything you do or do not do, but because that right there is @!%#*+ UP

God says no beating it? wow... some God. Won't even let a dude feel good 

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Yea a kitten man. Like I said, the concept of sitting in your room playing with yourself instead of busting because of a female just seems so damn loserish to me. Jerking off makes me feel like a loser because I know that moment I finish, some other dude just got finished off by a female. So to make myself feel less of a loser, I try not to waste it on myself if you know what I mean.

And plus I feel physically dirty afterwards. As well as mentally and psychologically because I always say, "What did you do that." It NEVER feels like it is worth it. NEVER.

No romo at this whole conversation.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Yea a kitten man. Like I said, the concept of sitting in your room playing with yourself instead of busting because of a female just seems so damn loserish to me. Jerking off makes me feel like a loser because I know that moment I finish, some other dude just got finished off by a female. So to make myself feel less of a loser, I try not to waste it on myself if you know what I mean.

And plus I feel physically dirty afterwards. As well as mentally and psychologically because I always say, "What did you do that." It NEVER feels like it is worth it. NEVER.

No romo at this whole conversation.

 

[al audi]

jerkin off is boring as hell to me...............an im just not into porn i dont see how porno is arousing at all...........()$# is on a screen...........youre not involved at all its not really in front of you.