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lol.Originally Posted by Ground King
Caught!Originally Posted by doosta45
Originally Posted by JFMartiMcDandruff
How can you tell an NTer is dumb?
Spoiler [+]i thought my mouse was tripping
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lol.Originally Posted by Ground King
Caught!Originally Posted by doosta45
Originally Posted by JFMartiMcDandruff
How can you tell an NTer is dumb?
Spoiler [+]i thought my mouse was tripping
Originally Posted by socluis90
What do you call gay mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Originally Posted by 10eazye
Originally Posted by BallinBoykz
Originally Posted by 10eazye
A couple have been married for many years now and they get into a horrible car accident and the woman is severely hurt. The man goes to the hospital to see what the doctor has to say. The doctor says "You have good news and bad news". The man says "What's the bad news?". The doctor says "Well your wife is paralyzed from the neck down, you're going to have to feed her, wipe for her, bathe her, read to her, clothe her, drive her places, and push her in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. The man says "Oh my god that's horrible then what's the good news?". The doctor says "Naw I'm just kidding she died".
Thats a family guy joke! Peter being a doctor intern.
Nope actually it's a Jeff Foxworthy joke. If you haven't noticed but Family Guy isn't very original.
Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman
mj joke but it's funny to me
So Farrah Fawcett dies, is in heaven, and meets the maker. He tells her she's lived a splendid life, done alot, was just an all around good human being, so he'll grant her any wish. She made a wish that all the children of earth were safe...
That's like the one where the guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says "you'll need to stop masturbating". "BecauseI'll go blind?" he says. "No, because I'm trying to examine you" said the doctor.Originally Posted by Enlightened Thought
i'll run with my usual joke i always post in these joke threads:
A man walks into his son's room. He tells his son, "Stop masturbating or you'll go blind." The son goes, "Over here Dad!"
Originally Posted by kdawg
That's like the one where the guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says "you'll need to stop masturbating". "Because I'll go blind?" he says. "No, because I'm trying to examine you" said the doctor.Originally Posted by Enlightened Thought
i'll run with my usual joke i always post in these joke threads:
A man walks into his son's room. He tells his son, "Stop masturbating or you'll go blind." The son goes, "Over here Dad!"
Originally Posted by FreshPrince
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up...