**NBA FINALS THREAD - RAPTORS DEFY GRAVITY**

[BIG LEEMELONE]

A lot of yall probably hoop in leggings with no shorts on top . Might as well pick teams right now. I'm first captain because you already know I'mma knock down the free throw. I'll pick up @MVP @freeze @bballkid11 and storm2006 . With addict4sneakers as an injury replacement/towel boy. Who got next?

 

[theregothatman]

He mad that Kawhi left the Spurs. He's been ishing on him ever since Kawhi told Tony Parker and the rest of 'em to kiss his *** when they tried to force him to come back.



You know KD feeling a way hearing the crowd chant MVP for Steph and watching them go 5-0 w/o him in the playoffs. Steph looks free as hell, Dray been playing better, the ball moves more, etc.

Dray told him straight to his face "we don't need you" and called him a whole b**** and now look.

Stop man Houston and the Clips had better game plans than Portland. Still don’t understand why they ain’t beating Steph up homie get shook when you get physical ask Dellavedova

 

[theregothatman]

SMH at NT and the FMVP voting media in 2015 trying to belittle Steph’s contributions by bigging up his teammates. Y’all do the same **** with the “Pau should have won the 2010 FMVP” narrative. If y’all are this petty about *****s you don’t know, I can only imagine what y’all do to your exes

Bruh Dray has been doing EVERYTHING!

 

[numbah1grimey]

Shooting sleeves on both arms, full length compression leggings, ankle braces, goggles and a Kevlar vest. Can’t take any chances after all the injuries I’ve had...

You need to retire

 

[Tony $now]

#StephBetter. Copping this shirt

Ordered mine today

 

[storm2006]

A lot of yall probably hoop in leggings with no shorts on top . Might as well pick teams right now. I'm first captain because you already know I'mma knock down the free throw. I'll pick up @MVP @freeze @bballkid11 and storm2006 . With addict4sneakers as an injury replacement/towel boy. Who got next?

Not to mention, when the situation calls for it, I am an ELITE trash talker. I stay moving into people’s heads on da court with no security deposit or last month’s rent #rentfree

 

[addict4sneakers]

A lot of yall probably hoop in leggings with no shorts on top . Might as well pick teams right now. I'm first captain because you already know I'mma knock down the free throw. I'll pick up @MVP @freeze @bballkid11 and storm2006 . With addict4sneakers as an injury replacement/towel boy. Who got next?

I don’t hoop with MLGA boys

 

[onewearz]

that gif

 

[ballinsam23]

My man addict4sneakers aint a towel boy. He's gonna show up in ankle socks, a notepad, and a ti-84 calculator. By the time we switch sides, everyone's per 36 will be logged.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

I don’t hoop

We know

 

[antidope]

Who picks captains with free throws?

Threes only.

 

[drewsone]

Who picks captains with free throws?

Threes only.

Facts

Folks don’t hoop



Did I do that right?

 

[onewearz]

dam i remember when them ti-84's were everything

 

[storm2006]

My man addict4sneakers aint a towel boy. He's gonna show up in ankle socks, a notepad, and a ti-84 calculator. By the time we switch sides, everyone's per 36 will be logged.

We need @osh kosh bosh to attend to make sure after the game we know who was doing things that don’t show up in the box score

 

[firstclass]

Who picks captains with free throws?

Threes only.

Told on himself something serious

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Who picks captains with free throws?

Threes only.

We'll be here all day waiting for NTers to hit a 3. I aint got that type of time

 

[frshstunna]

dam i remember when them ti-84's were everything

Cats was going crazy with them calculators, hyped over them bs games u could put on there and all that

 

[hand2handking]

 

[howdythere]

The Western Conference is so weak GS getting a cakewalk to the Finals..Am I doing this right?

The Warriors haven’t played anyone yet, as far as I’m concerned.

 

[frshstunna]

Y’all set that hoop session up...I’ll use my connections to reserve 2 booths at Applebee’s for the post game turn up

 

[rca808]

Wow there actually going at gians they might have actually learned something

 

[hand2handking]

kawhi look a lil gimpy after that layup

 

[addict4sneakers]

My man addict4sneakers aint a towel boy. He's gonna show up in ankle socks, a notepad, and a ti-84 calculator. By the time we switch sides, everyone's per 36 will be logged.

You’d fear me

 

[storm2006]

dam i remember when them ti-84's were everything

Cats was going crazy with them calculators, hyped over them bs games u could put on there and all that

Putting all the relevant formulas in ya calculator before exams >>>>>>>>

 

[QU!K]

Looks like Offset here