My older brother just threatened my life...

[late registrant]

Like, he just straight up threatened to kill me...
What should I do?

*keep in mind, he has been drinking, and I think he suffers from alcoholism. Still, he's @%+@*+# crazy.

 

[6demonbag]

Smother him with a pillow when he passes out or tell mommy

 

[jrp44]

Kill him first

 

[651akathepaul]

When he's calmed down and not drunk walk up to him and punch him in the face. Then explain why.

 

[general johnson]

Beat the brakes off of him and tell him next time he makes a threat like that, you'll bury him.

 

[SojuOppa]

Be like yo what's poppin dun

 

[ruxxx]

Have anything to protect yourself with?
If not......
RIP.

 

[its that dude]

give him some tylenol.

 

[needsomejays]

Originally Posted by jrp44

Kill him first

 

[late registrant]

I just came home from school for Spring Break. He's a loser. I'm in college. Could it be that he's jealous? Still,

.

Update:

He just walked in my room and called me a +%!%! (as a reminder).

 

[solematic j21]

RIP

 

[general johnson]

Why you posting on NT and not whoopin some +$#?

Are you ({}) ???

 

[marionthebarberian]

stop being a vagina.

Its either kill or be killed, you decide.

 

[soleasian]

post pics of his girlfriend

 

[frische produkte]

 

[rawse]

Ask him why he's so mad

 

[stackjaxx]

how have you not murdered him yet?

 

[classified]

touch his nads

 

[bigtimejerky]

skeet on his toothbrush

 

[recycledpaper]

i agree, kill him

 

[late registrant]

Like murder is my solution. Some of you guys are dumb.

And I just so happened to be on my laptop reading some stuff, so that's why I'm posting on NT.

 

[6demonbag]

Take charge as the more educated sibling. First, put on a trenchcoat and dark sunglasses, act casual then when he least expects it mollywop him up side the head with a good iron skillet, dont kill him tho, just leave a nice deep gash in his head so he remembers in the future you are not one to be messed with. As he lays on the floor bleeding and dazed plant a huge kiss on his mouth while you got some erasure playing in the back ground (that song from Robot Unicorn Attack game on adultswim.com is a doozy btw). Chant some nonsense at him in a made up language then pretend nothing happened.

 

[noskey]

Originally Posted by marionthebarberian

stop being a vagina.

Its either kill or be killed, you decide.

 

[frische produkte]

Originally Posted by 6demonbag

Take charge as the more educated sibling. First, put on a trenchcoat and dark sunglasses, act casual then when he least expects it mollywop him up side the head with a good iron skillet, dont kill him tho, just leave a nice deep gash in his head so he remembers in the future you are not one to be messed with. As he lays on the floor bleeding and dazed plant a huge kiss on his mouth while you got some erasure playing in the back ground (that song from Robot Unicorn Attack game on adultswim.com is a doozy btw). Chant some nonsense at him in a made up language then pretend nothing happened.

 

[miketysonthekiller]

Beat breaks off of that foo!