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I felt like I just got out of the Delorean with Doc Brown
Grave diggin'
Grave diggin'
My most embarrassing and frustrating sexual experience W/ CLIFFNOTES
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- May 4, 2009
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Originally Posted by early90s
Son just commited e-suicide
EDIT:
My lord that is pathetic. You need the whole alphabet after that my man, you and your girl. A regular L won't even suffice.
SHE didn't know which hole?
but honestly manI feel so bad for you right now
Chamelio Salamander
formerly kenneth t jr
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was there a update on this?
- Feb 24, 2003
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Originally Posted by dunksnjordans1992
Looks at SN
Reads story
- Mar 13, 2008
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Mine is short... well, not really... but.... yeah
If anybody remembers that thread I made a week ago about almost going to jail... you know that part about me fighting with my OG? Well yeah, basically.... Iain't get no $#@ AND had to sleep on the couch AFTER driving this girl 200 miles to school and almost getting locked up. That's about as big of an Lyou can take. She's cozy in her bed in her new apt, and I'm COLD AS %+#@ on the lazy boy, HELLA PISSED, and my __ is on the couch. Mind you, we gottadrive back home in the morning. She told my boy he was gonna meet her single roommates (three bad %*#!%%+ in one apt = win?) until we get there and the other 2are boo'd up, effectively making him a 7th wheel. This, after he offered up his wheels to get us down there
. Double FAIL. %+#@ her. And thisheifer was mad at me for bouncing without even saying goodbye.
If anybody remembers that thread I made a week ago about almost going to jail... you know that part about me fighting with my OG? Well yeah, basically.... Iain't get no $#@ AND had to sleep on the couch AFTER driving this girl 200 miles to school and almost getting locked up. That's about as big of an Lyou can take. She's cozy in her bed in her new apt, and I'm COLD AS %+#@ on the lazy boy, HELLA PISSED, and my __ is on the couch. Mind you, we gottadrive back home in the morning. She told my boy he was gonna meet her single roommates (three bad %*#!%%+ in one apt = win?) until we get there and the other 2are boo'd up, effectively making him a 7th wheel. This, after he offered up his wheels to get us down there
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just read the OP... I feel less lame now. Thanks. I NEEDED that.
- Mar 13, 2008
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I know right? The hell? Now she's sad that I don't talk to her AT ALL.Originally Posted by JiveTurkey813
Originally Posted by DearWinter219
Mine is short... well, not really... but.... yeah
If anybody remembers that thread I made a week ago about almost going to jail... you know that part about me fighting with my OG? Well yeah, basically.... I ain't get no $#@ AND had to sleep on the couch AFTER driving this girl 200 miles to school and almost getting locked up. That's about as big of an L you can take. She's cozy in her bed in her new apt, and I'm COLD AS %+#@ on the lazy boy, HELLA PISSED, and my __ is on the couch. Mind you, we gotta drive back home in the morning. She told my boy he was gonna meet her single roommates (three bad %*#!%%+ in one apt = win?) until we get there and the other 2 are boo'd up, effectively making him a 7th wheel. This, after he offered up his wheels to get us down there. Double FAIL. %+#@ her. And this heifer was mad at me for bouncing without even saying goodbye.
Yourrrr not Spppppeeeciallllllll
- Mar 13, 2008
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yeah, I knew EXACTLY where the hole was and what to do with it
.... I just couldn't gain access
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- As some of y'all know, I'm 22 and my girl is 21.
She said "you don't know how (or where) to do it".. and after trying for a little bit, she was right… I didn't know where it goes.
and not only did you not know but she didnt either.
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Same here.
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OH EM GEE ... why would you put this on NT? Your SN is gonna get dragged thru the dirt homie.
Sorry for your loss but yns.
Sorry for your loss but yns.
mateen cleaves
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- May 11, 2008
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i must have been banned when this happened
- Feb 25, 2009
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somebody post the "Sais Taking the L" .gif PLEASE!!!
- Jun 11, 2008
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^^ thats the wackest gif ever.....purposely creating gifs = LAME
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She said "you don't know how (or where) to do it".. and after trying for a little bit, she was right… I didn't know where it goes.
and not only did you not know but she didnt either.
Great execution...and yes someone was digging
OP, I feel bad for you. How do you get to two years in a relationship without smashing? That's the whole point in getting a girlfriend, nookie on theregular.
If you haven't hit by now, you should dump her, rent a porno (learn where the hole is) and smash ASAP (buy it if you have to). Also, use your hands in thefuture, that's how most of us did it the first time.
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That sn is quite suitable for you, no?
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Just go bury yourself into a cave.
YNS
YNS
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wow ... smh that was terrible ...
dallassneakerhead08
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I remember reading this thread way back when it originally surfaced, someone dug hard for this thread.
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THE single biggest L I've ever seen or heard about....sry dude, but YNS
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dude said "make love".
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this same thing happen to me when i was like 14, but the chick was wayy more willing than yo chick doe fam. you need to find you a !%$% and get ya practice inand do work. thats what i did to get better
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Wow, I remember reading this way back before I even started posting on NT.
This should be a confidence booster to ALL male NT'ers everywhere
This should be a confidence booster to ALL male NT'ers everywhere
