My most embarrassing and frustrating sexual experience W/ CLIFFNOTES

damn bro. u used the whole pack? 
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I just found this thread from a link in one of threads on the 1st page. Too much :lols  this thread deserves another run on the 1st few pages 
 
A virgin is an easy pass...those that say they love to screw virgins are virgins themselves...

Just to let you know OP... It's a wrap...on to the next one, I guarantee yo it will be much better, this chick will not wait till ya meet again to smash...you initiated her and didn't finish her off.
 
damn man i dnt flame usually but damn how has ya NT card not been revoked yet?? after the 2nd time u culdn't get the condom on, you shoulda got on tht hotel internet and youtubed/ googled that ++*+$. u do know they have instructions.
 
Damn, OP. Just damn. You're eliminating yourself from the gene pool with this stunt.
 
Originally Posted by JordanXI45

I'm 23 and could probably jump off a trampoline with my lady laying 10ft. from that +##$% and still get a hole in one.

Damn my dude...I know you're exaggerating but !*%! 
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Some of you really gonna front like you were pros the first time...like everything actually went smooth...who ya kidding?
 
Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Damn, OP. Just damn. You're eliminating yourself from the gene pool with this stunt.

its been almost 2 years.....im sure they have kids by now, lol
 
Yo this is the day of the gravedigger.
Everyone's pulling threads from years back.
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Grave digger
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I'm not buying the chick not knowing her own body. Still funny tho.
 
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