My most embarrassing and frustrating sexual experience W/ CLIFFNOTES

[tarvald drama chase]

u have got to be kidding me....this is the biggest L of all time.. and no L is not for Love

 

[blazekicks]

Bro you need Viagra or Cialis. Also you and your girl should watch porno together to figure out where to find the hole {s}

 

[trueblack88]

Originally Posted by 22 Deuces 22

After reading your story, I'm not sure you took an L because of what happened.

You get numerous L's for posting this on NT and telling a couple of your friends, but that's it.


The way I see it, you chalked up an L by not stayin' up and not being able to put rubbers on (

), but your girl gets an L for not knowing her own anatomy (

).
Therefore, between the two of you....the L's and embarassment cancel eachother out.

BTW....your title should read: My only sexual encounter--- embarassing and frustrating.

Lol, I'll agree with this man. I mean, to be honest, I don't think its an L that the guy is a virgin or that his girl is. I'd go asfar to say that if he did it for principle reasons, its even respectable. Him and his girl. But...not knowing how to put a condom on...and his girl not knowingher own anatomy, lmao, thats where the L's creep in...

 

[robby valentino]

Originally Posted by I R Andre

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

Pathetic,

:deletes son from PSN friends list:

Didn't you cry all night because your girls parents were gonna force her to marry a stranger? Yeah..you aint much better kiddo.

[judge dredd]murder death kill [/judge dredd]

 

[blackmagnus514]

soon as i seen Robby post i knew it'd be jokes

 

[mr monday niight]

Originally Posted by I R Andre

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

Pathetic,

:deletes son from PSN friends list:

Didn't you cry all night because your girls parents were gonna force her to marry a stranger? Yeah..you aint much better kiddo.

 

[dakingii]

This thread hit 16 pages off one story, looks like dudes goin down in history on NT

 

[celtixhalfshell]

read just the 1st page and 2 me it sounds like Da XpLiCiT OnE is keepin it pg-13 over there



step yo game up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(not condoning pre-marital sex but man!...u just sounded all sorts of off point on that one dunny)

 

[JD617]

Which is gonna happen first?

a) Xplicit gets laid

b) Cam posts his Saturn


Any bets?

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by JD617

Which is gonna happen first?

a) Xplicit gets laid

b) Cam posts his Saturn

c) Xplicit gets laid in Cam's Saturn

Any bets?

Fixed

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by I R Andre

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

Pathetic,

:deletes son from PSN friends list:

Didn't you cry all night because your girls parents were gonna force her to marry a stranger? Yeah..you aint much better kiddo.

, funny b, but come here a quick second,

...at you comparing apples to oranges. What does religion gotta do with him not finishing the deal?

[I R Andre] kiddo [/I RAndre]

 

[an dee 51o]

Dre does have about 8000 posts on NT of pure hate, so you can't really say you didn't see that coming.

 

[JD617]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by JD617

Which is gonna happen first?

a) Xplicit gets laid

b) Cam posts his Saturn

c) Xplicit gets laid in Cam's Saturn

d) Xplicit gets laid in Cam's Saturn and Cam posts pics

Any bets?

Fixed

Fixed again.

I think that's the only solution.

 

[vintagefits]

Originally Posted by an dee 51o

Dre does have about 8000 posts on NT of pure hate, so you can't really say you didn't see that coming.

Team Hater?
possible "Annual Hater's Ball" thread?

 

[i r andre]

 

[blackmagnus514]

^

@ "flying dudes from Saudi Arabia to cram it in her ribs"

 

[dn590]

000

 

[leftfieldgreen]

damn son damn,

of all places to come to come and talk about this, damn btw im sure youre not the only one thats happen to but still

 

[703 hwy]

Off yourself

 

[bonafide hustla]

Originally Posted by I R Andre

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

What does religion gotta do with him not finishing the deal?

Absolutely nothing you still lost. So don't try and look down on your fellow L taker. You cried all night on the phone cuz her parents was flying dudes from Saudi Arabia n #+%% strictly to cram it in her ribs broads parents was recruiting dudes strictly to bash her guts in while you were in the crib like "

". That's a loss my good sir, so don't try and roast this dude like you haven't taken some epic losses in your day as well.

 

[essential]

Originally Posted by blackmagnus514

^

@ "flying dudes from Saudi Arabia to cram it in her ribs"

 

[early90s]

damn dre

crollin

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by I R Andre

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

What does religion gotta do with him not finishing the deal?

Absolutely nothing you still lost. So don't try and look down on your fellow L taker. You cried all night on the phone cuz her parents was flying dudes from Saudi Arabia n #+%% strictly to cram it in her ribs broads parents was recruiting dudes strictly to bash her guts in while you were in the crib like "

". That's a loss my good sir, so don't try and roast this dude like you haven't taken some epic losses in your day as well.

... !%!## get that weak shot attempt reply out of here,

 

[weekend girl]

Dre you such a +!!%$+#

 

[i r andre]

Yeah thats what I thought, don't worry tho she'll get tired of banging heirs to oil fortunes soon enough- and thats when you make your move