Most Ridiculous Lines in Rap Thread

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"Don't **** up with Wayne/ 'Cause when it Waynes it pours." - Lil Wayne

 

[the coolness]

this thread always gets revived whenever Wayne drops a new album

 

[TipsyMcStagga]

Post lines that are just so outlandish that you cant beleive that someone said them. I had a few I was going to post but this one is by far the most ridiculous one that I ran across.

"I spend 100 G's a year on white tees"-Cassidy Aim for the Head. Does he realize that in order to have a use for all those white tees that he would have to wear 54 a day?

To his credit, he could have meant for him and other people :\

I love the man but what was going through Big's head when wrote this line

When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's **** :x

And

Don't they know my _'s Gutter ******* kidnip kids? **** 'em in the ***, throw 'em over the bridge then Puff saying "Ooh"

First two lines that came to my head when I saw the thread title. Big was definitely trippin with those. Surprised there wasn't heavy media scrutiny over them back then. There would be a huge backlash if someone said these today...

 

[jbc908]

"Stand up in the p****y like a sun roof" - Lil Wayne
"Call me Gucci Goggle Man, but I aint even know how to swim" - DJ Nate
" Bad b*****es packed in a maxima, this b**** gonna give me neck, neck like a dracula" - Chief Keef
" Bullets rain when its cloudy and im bout it im bout it, pull off in that audi, that audi, and im outie" - Edai
" they dumped and the dumped im slumped in the slump, they mad that my cars like an elephant, the trunk in the front" - Camron

 

[solefood229]

That first big line came from a Richard Pryor stand up, it's been discussed on here plenty of times

 

[510thanos]

[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]N.O.R.E.[/font]

[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Yo we light a candle[/font]

[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Run laps around the English Channel[/font]

[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Netpunes got a cockerspaniel[/font]

[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]I'm sure I'll think of more...but those are to two that I can think of off the top of my head.[/font]
 

slime was talkin bout how international he is so the english channel line kinda made sense. idk bout the cockerspaniel one tho

" they dumped and the dumped im slumped in the slump, they mad that my cars like an elephant, the trunk in the front" - Camron

u trippin that was a good line brah

 

[TipsyMcStagga]

That first big line came from a Richard Pryor stand up, it's been discussed on here plenty of times

Yea I knew that but it's still :x

 

[jbc908]

slime was talkin bout how international he is so the english channel line kinda made sense. idk bout the cockerspaniel one tho

u trippin that was a good line brah

I know it was a good line, it was ridiculous when i first heard it though lol

 

[airjordan jb23]

this thread always gets revived whenever Wayne drops a new album

 

[mike hunt]

" Lets get loose. Hennessey straight, with tomato juice "

First of all, that sounds absolutely disgusting

. But if its straight, how does it have juice???

" Live my life like a fast car, low on my speed " ?????


Both of those are NORE by the way

NORE misquote...

I treat life like a fast car, low on my speed lower my speed
I try and chill, and sell more records than Creed....

 

[pbsphotographer]

slime was talkin bout how international he is so the english channel line kinda made sense. idk bout the cockerspaniel one tho

u trippin that was a good line brah

So international that he's RUNNING laps around a body of water? Far stretch

 

[fear the ibis]

Weezy F Baby and the "F" is for phenomenal.

 

[510thanos]

So international that he's RUNNING laps around a body of water? Far stretch

i know i was reachin lol

Big Pun

"you couldn't measure my d**k wit 6 rulers" 

so the late great Chris Rios had a dong that was taller than him 

 

[tripda6]

Put a condom on the 9, and **** you in ya *** -Cassidy :x

 

[jc619er]

Originally Posted by PBSPhotographer  
 

[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]N.O.R.E.[/font]

[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Yo we light a candle[/font]

[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Run laps around the English Channel[/font]

[font=tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Netpunes got a cockerspaniel[/font]

 

Damn. Came in here to say this exact quote. Could be the worst opening to a song ever.

And then pretty much anything Soulja Boy has ever said.

 

[fudgemoney24]

Every line Riff Raff has ever said in his whole career

but in a good way

 

[jbc908]

Every line Riff Raff has ever said in his whole career

but in a good way

Pterydactyl Dash board seat prehistoric

 

[bluedeniro]

Cam'ron - it's nothing

Cash in the sweat socks, check the sweat pocks
Got a knot in there the size of a X-Box


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ive seen strip club stacks before so its possible, but that s_t aint fitting in no phat farm velour.

 

[pbsphotographer]

Damn. Came in here to say this exact quote. Could be the worst opening to a song ever.

And then pretty much anything Soulja Boy has ever said.

Nah nah nah...I reserve the worst opening to a song ever for Ja Rule...makes me cringe everytime I hear it. Not sure if it's the raspy/sing-songy voice or just the pure wackness of the line.

When I first met ya all I thought was thong-tho-thong...smh every time.

 

[benny bugatti]

As far as ridiculous?

"Feds force me, 2 mil to get the system off me" - Nas

That's just outlandish, for a dude that hasn't even moved weight.


Also, Rawse is my dude but most of his lines, are out of this world as well. The Noriega line was just to draw attention, but dude is wayyy out there.

 

[Peep Game]

^All of Ross' line are Look at his entire second verse on "Off the Boat"

Maybach on Monday, Testarossa on Tuesday
My wide body on Wednesday but my boat is my beauty
All my Friday's Ferrari, like to pull out my jewelry
If you work with the judge, better pray to the jury
I got put in a rental, and I'm strapped like I'm Boobie
Had more guns in the car than the whole state of Missouri
Get it straight off the boat, yea my life is a movie
Got a three story mansion, big saltwater jacuzzi
Get it straight off the boat, she get it straight off the plate
Appetite disappeared, but it ate off her face
Now they tapping my phones, wanna give me the Rico
Speaking Spanish to Papi, tryna get them for cinco

I don't believe a single thing he just said

 

[illphillip]

^^^

"The real Noriega, he owe me a hundred favors"

Son must've allowed him conjugal visits.....

 

[send one]

^^^

"The real Noriega, he owe me a hundred favors"

Son must've allowed him conjugal visits.....

That's actually the most believable line of his.

 

[jbc908]

"i was in too deep like mekhi phife"
kanye

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[soversotowel]

^^^lol Kanye Goofed