Most Ridiculous Lines in Rap Thread

[Sir San Diego]

Breh how did you not know that!!!?

Twice, for emphasis.

 

[jayfiend]

Lol man I just never put 2 and 2 together.

I'm embarrassed especially since I was a big LOX fan. And I actually loved that song.

 

[jbc908]

I love this song too, but "My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360".....What?

Clearly doesn't exist and what is the point even if it did? Elevating bathtub... By a man who rocked a paper towel as a bandana.......OK. What purpose does your elevating bathtub serve?

Bump almost two years to the day thats wild. Didnt even notice.

bruh is talkin bout drug doors, dummy bathtubs and secret cabinets lol

 

[antidope]

 

I love this song too, but "My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360".....What?

Clearly doesn't exist and what is the point even if it did? Elevating bathtub... By a man who rocked a paper towel as a bandana.......OK. What purpose does your elevating bathtub serve?

Bump almost two years to the day thats wild. Didnt even notice.

bruh is talkin bout drug doors, dummy bathtubs and secret cabinets lol

Tell me why I always interpreted that line as the bathtub actually lifting up like 4-6 feet in the air on some Looney Tunes stuff. Guess thats what happens when you initially hear a song as a kid 

. Never once crossed my mind to think it through some more.

I'll take my L here

 

[jbc908]

 

I love this song too, but "My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360".....What?


Clearly doesn't exist and what is the point even if it did? Elevating bathtub... By a man who rocked a paper towel as a bandana.......OK. What purpose does your elevating bathtub serve?


Bump almost two years to the day thats wild. Didnt even notice.

bruh is talkin bout drug doors, dummy bathtubs and secret cabinets lol

Tell me why I always interpreted that line as the bathtub actually lifting up like 4-6 feet in the air on some Looney Tunes stuff. Guess thats what happens when you initially hear a song as a kid  . Never once crossed my mind to think it through some more.

I'll take my L here

Lmaooo i thought that too as a kid and hearing this line i think of coke spots and secret rooms

 

[definition of dopeness]

 

I love this song too, but "My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360".....What?


Clearly doesn't exist and what is the point even if it did? Elevating bathtub... By a man who rocked a paper towel as a bandana.......OK. What purpose does your elevating bathtub serve?


Bump almost two years to the day thats wild. Didnt even notice.

bruh is talkin bout drug doors, dummy bathtubs and secret cabinets lol

Tell me why I always interpreted that line as the bathtub actually lifting up like 4-6 feet in the air on some Looney Tunes stuff. Guess thats what happens when you initially hear a song as a kid  . Never once crossed my mind to think it through some more.

I'll take my L here

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[diabolicaldeezy]

Glasses Malone On Lupes Choppa.. That Miley Cyrus Billy Ray Line...

 

[ej.23]

I'm all ears, in other words here for ya - big Sean

 

[socalofsd]

"I hit her raw/ let her go see a doctor/ that's how I get my checkup"

-French Montana

 

[gentrification]

 
"I hit her raw/ let her go see a doctor/ that's how I get my checkup"

-French Montana

Damn, I never thought a French Montana line would hit close to home 

 

[Gordonson]

I'm all ears, in other words here for ya - big Sean

I took this as a play on words with the word hare... Like, a rabbit

 

[Easy Money]

I took this as a play on words with the word hare... Like, a rabbit

I thought it was too but hear instead of hare.

 

[301216baller]

Pull up in my trap same color as my arm pit

Right hand nasty,left hand gay

Both from oj the juice lol

And I can't forget:

Stupid swag u can call me Argentina

 

[Gordonson]

I took this as a play on words with the word hare... Like, a rabbit

I thought it was too but hear instead of hare.

Somehow my mind skipped right over this obvious interpretation. Line was indeed trash one way or another though