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curious...what hs did you go to?Originally Posted by Dmvbatman
jr high school football...
first time on the field
lines up thinking it's our ball and we're on offense....me thinking i'm a receiver.
Quarterback on other team get's the ball to throw it off
I run in the opposite direction (i'm in the corner back position mind you) while the play is behind me........
class mates and half the school is in the stands witnessing this........
only thing that didn't make me feel super bad was because the dude I supposed to have been checking didn't grab that ball and make a touchdown...heck the QB didn't even throw to his way.
curious...what hs did you go to?Originally Posted by Dmvbatman
jr high school football...
first time on the field
lines up thinking it's our ball and we're on offense....me thinking i'm a receiver.
Quarterback on other team get's the ball to throw it off
I run in the opposite direction (i'm in the corner back position mind you) while the play is behind me........
class mates and half the school is in the stands witnessing this........
only thing that didn't make me feel super bad was because the dude I supposed to have been checking didn't grab that ball and make a touchdown...heck the QB didn't even throw to his way.
what high school did I go to? or jr high did I go too?Originally Posted by 23kidd
curious...what hs did you go to?Originally Posted by Dmvbatman
jr high school football...
first time on the field
lines up thinking it's our ball and we're on offense....me thinking i'm a receiver.
Quarterback on other team get's the ball to throw it off
I run in the opposite direction (i'm in the corner back position mind you) while the play is behind me........
class mates and half the school is in the stands witnessing this........
only thing that didn't make me feel super bad was because the dude I supposed to have been checking didn't grab that ball and make a touchdown...heck the QB didn't even throw to his way.
what high school did I go to? or jr high did I go too?Originally Posted by 23kidd
curious...what hs did you go to?Originally Posted by Dmvbatman
jr high school football...
first time on the field
lines up thinking it's our ball and we're on offense....me thinking i'm a receiver.
Quarterback on other team get's the ball to throw it off
I run in the opposite direction (i'm in the corner back position mind you) while the play is behind me........
class mates and half the school is in the stands witnessing this........
only thing that didn't make me feel super bad was because the dude I supposed to have been checking didn't grab that ball and make a touchdown...heck the QB didn't even throw to his way.
Originally Posted by hymen man
In like 7th grade I was on the school basketball team... and on the tip off I get the ball and rush down the court for a layup, feelin' myself hardbody... I wondered why no one was guarding me, til they blew the whistle and I saw 2 points on the board for the visiting team. I WAS DISAPPOINT and EMBARRASS.
Originally Posted by hymen man
In like 7th grade I was on the school basketball team... and on the tip off I get the ball and rush down the court for a layup, feelin' myself hardbody... I wondered why no one was guarding me, til they blew the whistle and I saw 2 points on the board for the visiting team. I WAS DISAPPOINT and EMBARRASS.
Originally Posted by Boys Noize
Just last semester
I pulled an all-nighter finishing a project for a class. I went to the Starbucks on campus for some coffee. I added the half & half, reached for the lids and proceeded to knock the entire venti-sized thing all over my shirt and jeans. This Starbucks is located in one of the busiest parts of the school and it was morning so all these students were hurrying through on their way to class. Everyone just went silent and stared. One of the Starbucks employees walked over with a mop and I wiped myself down as best as I could and booked itI couldn't even go home and change since the reason I was there in the first place was for a class critique. Smelled like coffee and milk for three hours in class