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Stop Lyin... You just don't read
MORE than 101 ways to cheat in REAL LIFE! here's some
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Stop Lyin... You just don't read
Thats My Word
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^So... Are you gonna post the rest or at least a link to the rest of the 101?
Thats My Word
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^So... Are you gonna post the rest or at least a link to the rest of the 101?
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well post more op
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well post more op
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put em up
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put em up
Banned
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Post up a link, or %!%$.
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Post up a link, or %!%$.
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NIce.. Where do you find the rest of the cheats?
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NIce.. Where do you find the rest of the cheats?
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Originally Posted by iwantakazoozle
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Originally Posted by iwantakazoozle
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Originally Posted by iwantakazoozle
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Originally Posted by iwantakazoozle
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The **%*? Where's the rest?
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LOL at the salt shake trick i looked completely ayo and dumb infront of my family
mad romo
mad romo
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LOL at the salt shake trick i looked completely ayo and dumb infront of my family
mad romo
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The **%*? Where's the rest?
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It's an iPhone app
11.IF you need to be sick for something publicly, eat about half a cigarette. You'll get sweaty dizzy pale clammy and all around you'll look and feel very sick. In about 20 min after eating you'll aggressively vomit everything you've eaten and expel the tobacco that's making you sick. A dramatic, but effective way to prove sickness
12.Dial 0 during most automatic menu phone systems to be taken to operator to route your call. also, mashing buttons may work as well. Whenever you have a voice automated phone system, typically saying "representative" gets you someone right away. Also check out www.gethuman.com for specific company instructions on how to reach operator.
13.When you have forgotten someones name, simply say : "I'm sorry, but what was your name one more time." They may act offended, but when they give you there first name you simply reply "No, I meant your last name." (more socially acceptable to forget). Bingo. First and last names.
14.If you are driving an unfamiliar car and you don't know which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank.
15.Try to put yourself in as many socially awkward situations as possible. You will be desensitized to it which makes you more outgoing.
16.If you ever need an umbrella when out walking and it starts raining, go into the nearest restaurant and ask them if the found your umbrella. If they ask what it looks like, say it's black.
17.1st Date Cheat Code for MEN: Never tell a girl where you’re going or how to
dress. Instead, tell her to "dress for a first date with a guy she really likes".
Now, pick three places you'd like to go: someplace fun and active (bowling,
pool, mini golf, go-kart racing, ballgame, etc), something romantic and
classy (nice restaurant, upscale lounge, art gallery opening) and something
in between (nice bar, coffee shop, comedy club).
Now, when you pick her up, let the way she's dressed decide which you’re going to do: If she's
wearing something sexy and revealing (dress, high heels, low cut top, etc.)
than she wants to go somewhere classy and romantic. If she's sporting
some jeans, tennis shoes or flip-flops, and a tee, the bowling ally or pool hall
may be a good bet. If she's wearing jeans, high heeled boots, and nice top
or blouse, than she's not really jonesing for the super romance treatment,
and she put in more effort than mini golf deserves (eighteen holes of mini
golf in heels... seriously?), so a comedy club or some place with live music is a good choice.
And never, EVER, do a movie on the first date!
Men: You're going to wear a pair of CLEAN, NEAT jeans, a pressed stylish LONG
sleeve button down shirt, nice shoes or boots (try to avoid tennis shoes of
sneakers). Works for ANY occasion!
14.If your shoes smell from foot odor, treat your feet, not your shoes.
15.Instead of putting butter directly on the skillet when preparing a grilled cheese sandwich, try warming the butter until it is spreadable and then evenly spreading it over the outer bread surfaces. Also, flatten the hell out of the sandwich as it grills for maximum texture.
11.IF you need to be sick for something publicly, eat about half a cigarette. You'll get sweaty dizzy pale clammy and all around you'll look and feel very sick. In about 20 min after eating you'll aggressively vomit everything you've eaten and expel the tobacco that's making you sick. A dramatic, but effective way to prove sickness
12.Dial 0 during most automatic menu phone systems to be taken to operator to route your call. also, mashing buttons may work as well. Whenever you have a voice automated phone system, typically saying "representative" gets you someone right away. Also check out www.gethuman.com for specific company instructions on how to reach operator.
13.When you have forgotten someones name, simply say : "I'm sorry, but what was your name one more time." They may act offended, but when they give you there first name you simply reply "No, I meant your last name." (more socially acceptable to forget). Bingo. First and last names.
14.If you are driving an unfamiliar car and you don't know which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank.
15.Try to put yourself in as many socially awkward situations as possible. You will be desensitized to it which makes you more outgoing.
16.If you ever need an umbrella when out walking and it starts raining, go into the nearest restaurant and ask them if the found your umbrella. If they ask what it looks like, say it's black.
17.1st Date Cheat Code for MEN: Never tell a girl where you’re going or how to
dress. Instead, tell her to "dress for a first date with a guy she really likes".
Now, pick three places you'd like to go: someplace fun and active (bowling,
pool, mini golf, go-kart racing, ballgame, etc), something romantic and
classy (nice restaurant, upscale lounge, art gallery opening) and something
in between (nice bar, coffee shop, comedy club).
Now, when you pick her up, let the way she's dressed decide which you’re going to do: If she's
wearing something sexy and revealing (dress, high heels, low cut top, etc.)
than she wants to go somewhere classy and romantic. If she's sporting
some jeans, tennis shoes or flip-flops, and a tee, the bowling ally or pool hall
may be a good bet. If she's wearing jeans, high heeled boots, and nice top
or blouse, than she's not really jonesing for the super romance treatment,
and she put in more effort than mini golf deserves (eighteen holes of mini
golf in heels... seriously?), so a comedy club or some place with live music is a good choice.
And never, EVER, do a movie on the first date!
Men: You're going to wear a pair of CLEAN, NEAT jeans, a pressed stylish LONG
sleeve button down shirt, nice shoes or boots (try to avoid tennis shoes of
sneakers). Works for ANY occasion!
14.If your shoes smell from foot odor, treat your feet, not your shoes.
15.Instead of putting butter directly on the skillet when preparing a grilled cheese sandwich, try warming the butter until it is spreadable and then evenly spreading it over the outer bread surfaces. Also, flatten the hell out of the sandwich as it grills for maximum texture.
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It's an iPhone app
11.IF you need to be sick for something publicly, eat about half a cigarette. You'll get sweaty dizzy pale clammy and all around you'll look and feel very sick. In about 20 min after eating you'll aggressively vomit everything you've eaten and expel the tobacco that's making you sick. A dramatic, but effective way to prove sickness
12.Dial 0 during most automatic menu phone systems to be taken to operator to route your call. also, mashing buttons may work as well. Whenever you have a voice automated phone system, typically saying "representative" gets you someone right away. Also check out www.gethuman.com for specific company instructions on how to reach operator.
13.When you have forgotten someones name, simply say : "I'm sorry, but what was your name one more time." They may act offended, but when they give you there first name you simply reply "No, I meant your last name." (more socially acceptable to forget). Bingo. First and last names.
14.If you are driving an unfamiliar car and you don't know which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank.
15.Try to put yourself in as many socially awkward situations as possible. You will be desensitized to it which makes you more outgoing.
16.If you ever need an umbrella when out walking and it starts raining, go into the nearest restaurant and ask them if the found your umbrella. If they ask what it looks like, say it's black.
17.1st Date Cheat Code for MEN: Never tell a girl where you’re going or how to
dress. Instead, tell her to "dress for a first date with a guy she really likes".
Now, pick three places you'd like to go: someplace fun and active (bowling,
pool, mini golf, go-kart racing, ballgame, etc), something romantic and
classy (nice restaurant, upscale lounge, art gallery opening) and something
in between (nice bar, coffee shop, comedy club).
Now, when you pick her up, let the way she's dressed decide which you’re going to do: If she's
wearing something sexy and revealing (dress, high heels, low cut top, etc.)
than she wants to go somewhere classy and romantic. If she's sporting
some jeans, tennis shoes or flip-flops, and a tee, the bowling ally or pool hall
may be a good bet. If she's wearing jeans, high heeled boots, and nice top
or blouse, than she's not really jonesing for the super romance treatment,
and she put in more effort than mini golf deserves (eighteen holes of mini
golf in heels... seriously?), so a comedy club or some place with live music is a good choice.
And never, EVER, do a movie on the first date!
Men: You're going to wear a pair of CLEAN, NEAT jeans, a pressed stylish LONG
sleeve button down shirt, nice shoes or boots (try to avoid tennis shoes of
sneakers). Works for ANY occasion!
14.If your shoes smell from foot odor, treat your feet, not your shoes.
15.Instead of putting butter directly on the skillet when preparing a grilled cheese sandwich, try warming the butter until it is spreadable and then evenly spreading it over the outer bread surfaces. Also, flatten the hell out of the sandwich as it grills for maximum texture.
11.IF you need to be sick for something publicly, eat about half a cigarette. You'll get sweaty dizzy pale clammy and all around you'll look and feel very sick. In about 20 min after eating you'll aggressively vomit everything you've eaten and expel the tobacco that's making you sick. A dramatic, but effective way to prove sickness
12.Dial 0 during most automatic menu phone systems to be taken to operator to route your call. also, mashing buttons may work as well. Whenever you have a voice automated phone system, typically saying "representative" gets you someone right away. Also check out www.gethuman.com for specific company instructions on how to reach operator.
13.When you have forgotten someones name, simply say : "I'm sorry, but what was your name one more time." They may act offended, but when they give you there first name you simply reply "No, I meant your last name." (more socially acceptable to forget). Bingo. First and last names.
14.If you are driving an unfamiliar car and you don't know which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank.
15.Try to put yourself in as many socially awkward situations as possible. You will be desensitized to it which makes you more outgoing.
16.If you ever need an umbrella when out walking and it starts raining, go into the nearest restaurant and ask them if the found your umbrella. If they ask what it looks like, say it's black.
17.1st Date Cheat Code for MEN: Never tell a girl where you’re going or how to
dress. Instead, tell her to "dress for a first date with a guy she really likes".
Now, pick three places you'd like to go: someplace fun and active (bowling,
pool, mini golf, go-kart racing, ballgame, etc), something romantic and
classy (nice restaurant, upscale lounge, art gallery opening) and something
in between (nice bar, coffee shop, comedy club).
Now, when you pick her up, let the way she's dressed decide which you’re going to do: If she's
wearing something sexy and revealing (dress, high heels, low cut top, etc.)
than she wants to go somewhere classy and romantic. If she's sporting
some jeans, tennis shoes or flip-flops, and a tee, the bowling ally or pool hall
may be a good bet. If she's wearing jeans, high heeled boots, and nice top
or blouse, than she's not really jonesing for the super romance treatment,
and she put in more effort than mini golf deserves (eighteen holes of mini
golf in heels... seriously?), so a comedy club or some place with live music is a good choice.
And never, EVER, do a movie on the first date!
Men: You're going to wear a pair of CLEAN, NEAT jeans, a pressed stylish LONG
sleeve button down shirt, nice shoes or boots (try to avoid tennis shoes of
sneakers). Works for ANY occasion!
14.If your shoes smell from foot odor, treat your feet, not your shoes.
15.Instead of putting butter directly on the skillet when preparing a grilled cheese sandwich, try warming the butter until it is spreadable and then evenly spreading it over the outer bread surfaces. Also, flatten the hell out of the sandwich as it grills for maximum texture.
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I did this but stopped when I realized what it looks like.Originally Posted by iwantakazoozle
It didn't work either
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I did this but stopped when I realized what it looks like.Originally Posted by iwantakazoozle
It didn't work either
