Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[Stakeholder]

Doctor emailed me back regarding my lab results.

The pain in my foot was not because of a bruise or bunion.

It was gout.

I am officially washed.

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Man I had the same thing last weekend. Found out my Mom's side of the family has it.

 

[Fozz]

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Man I had the same thing last weekend. Found out my Mom's side of the family has it.

I’m the first one on both sides of my family that has it.

So sad.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Gout is no joke

 

[Liquid Swords]

Rainy days cancel all of my plans made way in advance. #rainwashed

 

[DB Cooper]

When you realize they're playing 80's and 90's music on the oldies station.

 

[geno90221]

When u constantly rub your knees
as if that’s going to help...

 

[Comparison Ford]

When salt bloat became a thing.

Can't eat a super salty meal without feeling like trash for a full 24 hours.

Really don't get how these old people can eat Chinese on a regular basis.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

When you realize they're playing 80's and 90's music on the oldies station.

Theres a new hip hop station here they say they play nothing but old school hip hop. All they play is Nelly, Lil Jon, and Usher. Those dudes are old school now

 

[parada45]

When WW3 is about to to start and ur too old to be drafted

 

[datznasty]

Passed up sex, guaranteed sex not like maybe if things go good sex, like she literally texted me she wanted to come get some D, to take a nap. Texted her back like we've been hanging out a lot right after work and I'm like 3 days without my nap. Call me back in a few hours and see where I'm at

Go to Ross/Marshall's/Tj Maxx to rack up the fancy looking housewares for the Wal Mart prices

Turned my ankle again just walking. I gotta stay on the sidewalk and quit trying to cut across the grass and take the hypotneuse to save a few steps

Every time another young brutha walks by they always speak but say, Sir at the end or give me the respectful down head nod. Like bruh, I'm a decade older than you don't try to play me. You can "sup bruh" me

 

[addict4sneakers]

When you realize they're playing 80's and 90's music on the oldies station.

When Drake is sampling classics you grew up on and it pisses you off

 

[sonoftony]

watched Soul Food yesterday and I still tell people Soul Food killed Big Mamma

 

[Mark Antony]

That's what it was though. Soul food is good, but we need a diet revolution, **** killing us out here.

 

[the natural mystic]

I just plucked a long *** gray noise hair this morning. I thought it was black with snot on it but nope it was a legit gray hair. #washed

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

That's what it was though. Soul food is good, but we need a diet revolution, **** killing us out here.

It’s plenty good alternatives to classics. People take tradition too seriously sometimes. It’s just as bad as the priests giving boys )&$); during circumcision. ****s gotta stop.

 

[Brownstone]

I realized yesterday I like Sundays more than Friday and Saturday now. Smh.

 

[SneakerProSr.]

That's what it was though. Soul food is good, but we need a diet revolution, **** killing us out here.

“Not guns, not police but regular *** salt”

 

[s0lefunk]

I realized yesterday I like Sundays more than Friday and Saturday now. Smh.

Yea man. I don’t do **** on Sundays and I love it. Fridays is still a work day so I’m mentally exhausted. Saturday I usually run errands and have some sort of commitment.

 

[sonoftony]

“Not guns, not police but regular *** salt”

and sugar*

 

[yankeesking92]

When you have to look at a woman's finger before you attempt to talk to her.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Your mile time is trash..

 

[geno90221]

When u refuse to pay retail...

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Using coupons..

 

[promac]

When you’re excited to buy a new appliance

 

[SplinterMatic319]

Yall really having knee problems out here?