Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

Realized today that I don't want to wear tight jeans anymore. Straight/slim fit is just so much more comfortable.

Gotta donate a bunch of stuff now.
 
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My high school has their annual alumni basketball game Saturday night. I'll let you know how washed I am playing against kids half my age.
 
Doctor emailed me back regarding my lab results.

The pain in my foot was not because of a bruise or bunion.

It was gout.

I am officially washed.
 
Met a lil cutie the other day asked her for her # and if she wanted to get some coffee sometime. She hit me with she doesnt drink coffee but shes down to hit the Dab bar this weekend and gave me her Snapchat. No cappucino and a blunt shes goin straight for the wax. Ive never tried it and a first date isnt that time>D

and as of typing this as the words met a lil cutie came across my screen i had the overwhelming feeling of sitting in a tub full of Tide.
 
Gout can be hereditary. Got uncles & cuzzos with that mess. us pac islanders love to eat, drunk and chillaax.
 
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