Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

Below the knee cargo shorts and t-shirts is about all I'm rocking when it's 500 degrees outside.

If I'm feeling really uppity, I may occasionally put on a pair of blue jeans. Still not joining the Croc army though.

Birkenstock Bostons > Crocs
 
Imma need the story.

If I don't **** AT LEAST twice a day, something is seriously wrong.

Go two days without? Couldn't imagine.
seriously? we have to supp people every 3 days who hasn't gone yet.
 
restarted my dieting slowly since late january. quite slow as I wanted to but haven't restarted my HIIT yet due to some other personal things to get settled. projection is had to be fit by December before my nephew comes and visit and have my revenge game. got schooled last year.
 
restarted my dieting slowly since late january. quite slow as I wanted to but haven't restarted my HIIT yet due to some other personal things to get settled. projection is had to be fit by December before my nephew comes and visit and have my revenge game. got schooled last year.
what hiit do you do?
 
One time I was on every opioid you can imagine in the hospital. I didn’t **** forever then they gave me a pill and I crapped my brains out right after. :lol they said if that didn’t work they had to putt something up my butt to force it or I’d be in serious trouble.
 
One time I was on every opioid you can imagine in the hospital. I didn’t **** forever then they gave me a pill and I crapped my brains out right after. :lol: they said if that didn’t work they had to putt something up my butt to force it or I’d be in serious trouble.
:lol: that happened to me too, didnt go for like a week. I couldn't go. They gave me a laxative and man... :smh:

Those opioids cause a serious traffic jam
 
One time I was on every opioid you can imagine in the hospital. I didn’t **** forever then they gave me a pill and I crapped my brains out right after. :lol: they said if that didn’t work they had to putt something up my butt to force it or I’d be in serious trouble.
 
yeah the opioids are no joke for causing some bumper to bumper traffic in you. :lol

Those pills are no joke either though that free up the jam. :rofl:
 
One time I was on every opioid you can imagine in the hospital. I didn’t **** forever then they gave me a pill and I crapped my brains out right after. :lol: they said if that didn’t work they had to putt something up my butt to force it or I’d be in serious trouble.
Sound like suppositories! That Magic bullet gets you gushing.
 
Sound like suppositories! That Magic bullet gets you gushing.
unfortunately, some territories/countries are beginning to prohibit or not recommend them for reasons I don't even know but maybe or probably the people that complained about them is that how someone would stuck a finger up URANUS. now they promote the horrible polyethylene Glycol which is worse imo. from the typical smooth bm to a damn messy and explosive loose bm.

personally, I only use the Glycol once a month just to clear my intestinal tracks. but I don't recommend it for regular use unless you want some dripping.
 
unfortunately, some territories/countries are beginning to prohibit or not recommend them for reasons I don't even know but maybe or probably the people that complained about them is that how someone would stuck a finger up URANUS. now they promote the horrible polyethylene Glycol which is worse imo. from the typical smooth bm to a damn messy and explosive loose bm.

personally, I only use the Glycol once a month just to clear my intestinal tracks. but I don't recommend it for regular use unless you want some dripping.
Drip king.
 
Watching that KD gif of him spraining his ankle in a slow motion layup line had me feeling some sort of way
 
One time I was on every opioid you can imagine in the hospital. I didn’t **** forever then they gave me a pill and I crapped my brains out right after. :lol: they said if that didn’t work they had to putt something up my butt to force it or I’d be in serious trouble.
When I had to get about half of my right lung removed, the hospital initially put me on so many opioids that my right arm was temporarily paralyzed. :lol:

It was awful, and it took me a few minutes to explain it because I could barely form a sentence at a rate of a few words per minute.
They had me on an IV drip of Tramadol, a Morphine pump, 2 Dipidolor injections and then somehow decided ‘hey let’s give you Sufentanil’, which is about 500x more potent than morphine.

It didn’t take long before I started getting extreme itchiness all over, without being able to really scratch, and one of my arms went numb.
They gave me something to clear some of the opioids, probably Narcan, and I immediately got control back of my arm.

I was in the hospital for about 3 or 4 days if I recall correctly, and ended up being released from the hospital without a single painkiller prescription.
Even on a mind-numbing cocktail of opioids, that chest tube they stick between your ribs was the most insane pain I’ve ever experienced. I dislocated my knee once and it doesn’t even begin to come close.

As soon as they pulled the chest tube out though, it immediately became somewhat bearable. Still awful though.
 
yeah I know the feeling of being so high you can’t even string together a sentence.

I had a tube kind of under my arm pit and they sliced me and stuck it through my ribs too because my lung collapsed. I wonder if it was the same tube.

Getting half your lung removed sounds terrible btw.
 
One of my biggest fears is falling in the shower :sick: I think about it a lot now for some reason
 
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