Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[KingParappa]

I'm writing this listening to a Teddy Pendergrass playlist

I'm 46, when i was a lil sh*thead coming up i swore i would never outgrow hip hop. Now , i never have outgrown the culture but the music is too much for me nowadays. I notice i find everything dumb now, all rappers suck compared to my day, i notice more and more i sound like my uncles when i would piss them off and they'd say "that ain't music, throw on some Smokie or Marvin Gaye " . I've turn into them but now i can see what they mean when i listen to lil kitchen soap or whoever the hottest rapper nowadays.

It happens to us all. Youngsters just know, in 20 yrs you'll be hearing whatever is hot and tryin to convince some kid that lil uzi vert would be hotter than anything then

It will happen my young friends, enjoy and embrace the gray ...

Great scene that is so relevant

 

[Bronson]

Drinking and enjoying black coffee gotta be a totem of washedness, alongside liking dark chocolate , fragile ligaments and having that start stop action while peeing.

Huh?

 

[aNYone]

Huh?

That’s the washedmentia talking.

 

[deusavertat]

 

[smedroc]

Drinking and enjoying black coffee gotta be a totem of washedness, alongside liking dark chocolate , fragile ligaments and having that start stop action while peeing.

Dark chocolate and red wine the gentile version of Henny

 

[deusavertat]

I've always liked dark chocolate though. Milk and white chocolate is too sweet. I don't think it's only for washed individuals

 

[mplsdunk]

I drink coffee to drink. Idc about the taste.

Plus I don’t want all that sugar.

 

[moe200069]

the coffee statement is too accurate. essentially me every time it’s 2pm and my eyes are feeling heavy at work

 

[tokes99]

flew too close to the sun…to compound matters i rode my bicycle to the gym; both fortunately & unfortunately the 4 mile ride has wild steep hills

 

[moe200069]

flew too close to the sun…to compound matters i rode my bicycle to the gym; both fortunately & unfortunately the 4 mile ride has wild steep hills

yooo jumper and handle on point but what happened on the back flip? you good bro?

 

[kdawg]

If I drop something on the floor it’s dead to me.

 

[tokes99]

(relatively) all good…just strained a nagging injury, felt it as soon as left the ground…i switched up the order of my routine and this was the price

 

[el presidente]

Getting to the grocery store before it opens and you are 20-30 years younger (at least!) than the rest of the folks waiting at the door...

Next thing you know, I'll be hitting up the mall at 8 am for laps

 

[s0lefunk]

I sat in a Target parking lot waiting for them to open to take advantage of a sale… for soup… Cleaned them out too

Rao’s Italian Wedding >____

 

[ahat]

I sat in a Target parking lot waiting for them to open to take advantage of a sale… for soup… Cleaned them out too

Rao’s Italian Wedding >____

Damn camped out for peasant food

nawghtyhare rolling in his grave right now

 

[x Buddha Bless x]

Coffee is like the one area where I don’t feel washed and I don’t need to drink it.

I’m not a morning person but I never drink coffee and I never feel randomly tired in the afternoon

Only time that really happens is when I get less than 3 hours of sleep.

flew too close to the sun…to compound matters i rode my bicycle to the gym; both fortunately & unfortunately the 4 mile ride has wild steep hills

You stupid for that. Plus you missed.

 

[Bronson]

Coffee is like the one area where I don’t feel washed and I don’t need to drink it.

I’m not a morning person but I never drink coffee and I never feel randomly tired in the afternoon

Only time that really happens is when I get less than 3 hours of sleep.

x Buddha Bless x do you like tea

 

[picasso swerve]

I usually leave the seat in my car at the lowest possible setting, been doing it forever I just like sitting low. For the first time I raised it as high as I could. Feels like im getting in and out of an SUV now.

 

[x Buddha Bless x]

x Buddha Bless x do you like tea

Yeah but I don’t drink it enough.

 

[deusavertat]

Going out bar hopping with my wife for the first time in ages and I can't stop yawning. We are at this speakeasy and a bunch of kids walked in and ruined the whole vibe for me. I just wanna go home.

 

[danikerhino]

I love the taste of coffee and as much as I like tea, it can never replace it. All I usually drink is coffee, water, tea, and protein shakes the majority of the time.

 

[Bronson]

I love the taste of coffee and as much as I like tea, it can never replace it. All I usually drink is coffee, water, tea, and protein shakes the majority of the time.

The protein shakes, you make on your own?

 

[danikerhino]

The protein shakes, you make on your own?

Yeah. A scoop of ON and two bananas blended.

 

[zack15]

I get heartburn every time I eat pizza now.

Sometimes I yawn real hard and get an awful cramp in my jaw/neck.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Doesnt seem ill ever get used to #hashtags. Im reading this Anne Heche story and the headline it's wild to see #lifesupport #coma #dead in an actual news story.