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Damn man what was you drinking?
Make sure you throw in some random massages to go with all the flexibility and HIIT training.
Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed
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fireball. I’m not a drinker.
- Jul 20, 2013
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Went to the movies tonight.
On my way to the ticket booth, I pass by some kid chilling in the cut.
Go inside, chill, there’s a bunch of time left so I go check on my car because I left it in a questionable parking spot and there was some dude chilling in a handicap spot right by it looking suspicious like he might have been security or something. Don’t want to risk a ticket or get it towed.
Omw to the car, I see what looks like the mom drop off her daughter in the parking lot.
After I check on my car and everything is cool, I pass by that cut again. Little homie hugged up and excited to see ol’ girl who got dropped off.
Instant flashbacks hit me of when I was 13/14 meeting up with my little girlfriends at the movies to make out, stick my finger in and suck on some adolescent tittays. Sometimes it feels like those days never happened. We’ll never be those kids again.
On my way to the ticket booth, I pass by some kid chilling in the cut.
Go inside, chill, there’s a bunch of time left so I go check on my car because I left it in a questionable parking spot and there was some dude chilling in a handicap spot right by it looking suspicious like he might have been security or something. Don’t want to risk a ticket or get it towed.
Omw to the car, I see what looks like the mom drop off her daughter in the parking lot.
After I check on my car and everything is cool, I pass by that cut again. Little homie hugged up and excited to see ol’ girl who got dropped off.
Instant flashbacks hit me of when I was 13/14 meeting up with my little girlfriends at the movies to make out, stick my finger in and suck on some adolescent tittays. Sometimes it feels like those days never happened. We’ll never be those kids again.
- Sep 21, 2012
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Don't need to be those kids no more, you can invite the grown woman over to the crib and stick more than just a finger in. I do remember those days, being excited off something so minor. Like we was really about to get it going in a crowded theater back then. Hell I worked in a theater and was always looking for a spot to get it in.Went to the movies tonight.
On my way to the ticket booth, I pass by some kid chilling in the cut.
Go inside, chill, there’s a bunch of time left so I go check on my car because I left it in a questionable parking spot and there was some dude chilling in a handicap spot right by it looking suspicious like he might have been security or something. Don’t want to risk a ticket or get it towed.
Omw to the car, I see what looks like the mom drop off her daughter in the parking lot.
After I check on my car and everything is cool, I pass by that cut again. Little homie hugged up and excited to see ol’ girl who got dropped off.
Instant flashbacks hit me of when I was 13/14 meeting up with my little girlfriends at the movies to make out, stick my finger in and suck on some adolescent tittays. Sometimes it feels like those days never happened. We’ll never be those kids again.
- Mar 8, 2016
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Nah man, this gotta be a damn joke
- Oct 8, 2002
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The hdydt thread has me utterly confused. I have no idea what “hdydt” means and how it pertains to basketball. 
Moheezy
formerly mizzoe33
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I was at a park and I went down on a slide with my 1.5 year old kid.
some 4 year old said: "heyyy, slides are for young people"
I said: "i am young!"
She she said: "no you're not! You're a dad!"
I had nothing to say and walked away.
some 4 year old said: "heyyy, slides are for young people"
I said: "i am young!"
She she said: "no you're not! You're a dad!"
I had nothing to say and walked away.
- Dec 11, 2007
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The hdydt thread has me utterly confused. I have no idea what “hdydt” means and how it pertains to basketball.
Me too. "How did you do it?" I'm guessing.
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Nah man, this gotta be a damn joke
This fool Coby White said the SNES was a "Gamecast".
- May 14, 2002
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Anthony Mackie on this first episode of the new black mirror season has washed written all over lol
- Jan 30, 2014
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The hdydt thread has me utterly confused. I have no idea what “hdydt” means and how it pertains to basketball.
“How did you dribble today” I’m guessing
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I bought weights a week or two ago.
Haven’t opened the box yet.
Haven’t opened the box yet.
- Jul 20, 2013
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^ That’s not washed, you’re just lazy.
I watched Big Little Lies tonight while sipping on a glass of Malbec.
I watched Big Little Lies tonight while sipping on a glass of Malbec.
- Mar 19, 2013
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Well damn....at least lift the box a couple times. Maybe you can get a refund later
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I’m a bum.
- May 23, 2005
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Maaaaaan I took my wife to see toy story 4 todayWent to the movies tonight.
On my way to the ticket booth, I pass by some kid chilling in the cut.
Go inside, chill, there’s a bunch of time left so I go check on my car because I left it in a questionable parking spot and there was some dude chilling in a handicap spot right by it looking suspicious like he might have been security or something. Don’t want to risk a ticket or get it towed.
Omw to the car, I see what looks like the mom drop off her daughter in the parking lot.
After I check on my car and everything is cool, I pass by that cut again. Little homie hugged up and excited to see ol’ girl who got dropped off.
Instant flashbacks hit me of when I was 13/14 meeting up with my little girlfriends at the movies to make out, stick my finger in and suck on some adolescent tittays. Sometimes it feels like those days never happened. We’ll never be those kids again.
It’s her bday
It was just me and her
No kids
We sat in the back
And I got that finger action going
And was suckin on them nipples towards the end
- Jan 30, 2014
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You took your wife to make out at a kids movie for her b-day? Doing it.
Doing it.
jpzx
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- Feb 7, 2008
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I was a movie theater savage
Same. Thank you Jodie Foster and Flightplan
- Jul 20, 2013
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Nah man, this gotta be a damn joke
These ******
Son saw a super Nintendo and said GameCube (at least he kept it Nintendo)
Felt like slapping these kids.Other dude cant recognize Outkast.
- Nov 20, 2007
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This is some savage perversion
- Apr 5, 2007
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Injured my left middle finger at the park this past tuesday going for a rebound. Damn im getting old.
- Jun 1, 2006
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Shout to M. Night Shyamalan
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that "toy story" story has lie written all over it
