Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

Its not really that unbelievable. I was at the movies with my then gf and we sat next to another couple. It didn't take long for the PDA contest pop off. Next thing I know my girl hopped in my lap and stuck her titty in my mouth. The theater was packed. When she got up I was sitting there like..

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I look over at her and she bust out laughing. In that moment, I knew this heffa was crazy.
 
Its not really that unbelievable. I was at the movies with my then gf and we sat next to another couple. It didn't take long for the PDA contest pop off. Next thing I know my girl hopped in my lap and stuck her titty in my mouth. The theater was packed. When she got up I was sitting there like..

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I look over at her and she bust out laughing. In that moment, I knew this heffa was crazy.
Kids movie though? Like, bruh was really risking sex offender status for some titty action?
 
I was at a park and I went down on a slide with my 1.5 year old kid.

some 4 year old said: "heyyy, slides are for young people"
I said: "i am young!"
She she said: "no you're not! You're a dad!"
I had nothing to say and walked away. :smh:
Damn kids can be so cruel. I legit think I would gather up my kid and leave after that.
nawghtyhare nawghtyhare never ceases to amaze me, hopefully she had the skirt or dress. Nothing like doing it and having to navigate in some jeans, hand be on a damn Indiana Jones crusade. You ready for that trip to Vegas?
How he pull all that off in the summer of a blockbuster movie for kids?
Jacket over the lap, however I heard it didn't do big numbers being that it is a sequel.

 
Damn kids can be so cruel. I legit think I would gather up my kid and leave after that.

Nah man, I actually thought it was a brilliant comeback. :lol: I'm pretty happy with where I am in life.
 
Played ball the other day, tired af.











And I only played a game of 21 with 2 other dudes. :lol


Almost won though. :smokin
 
Damn kids can be so cruel. I legit think I would gather up my kid and leave after that.
nawghtyhare nawghtyhare never ceases to amaze me, hopefully she had the skirt or dress. Nothing like doing it and having to navigate in some jeans, hand be on a damn Indiana Jones crusade. You ready for that trip to Vegas?

Jacket over the lap, however I heard it didn't do big numbers being that it is a sequel.

Came back from Vegas on Friday
We got it IN :evil
And she had on leggings
Also theater is like those big lounge seats
Also we went at 1245 in the afternoon
Theater wasn’t packed
 
Fingering your girl and getting her naked at a kids movie is pretty strange to me. That’s what your home is for. Usually you do that in high school because you don’t have a crib to fool around in, you might get caught by parents, or you’re new be being sexually active and it’s exciting.
 
Fingering your girl and getting her naked at a kids movie is pretty strange to me. That’s what your home is for. Usually you do that in high school because you don’t have a crib to fool around in, you might get caught by parents, or you’re new be being sexually active and it’s exciting.
Why would she need to be naked to pull out a breast????
Also why would she need to be naked to be fingered????
 
Fingering your girl and getting her naked at a kids movie is pretty strange to me. That’s what your home is for. Usually you do that in high school because you don’t have a crib to fool around in, you might get caught by parents, or you’re new be being sexually active and it’s exciting.


:lol: @ "getting her naked."
 
Why would she need to be naked to pull out a breast????
Also why would she need to be naked to be fingered????

I meant “taking a titty out” :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Why am I even responding to this. Never mind, you didn’t ask my opinion :lol
 
How often do you ICE your knees?
Never.

Just because I don’t really have time. I get off work at 5. Get home around 6. Get to gym around 6:30. There for about 2 hrs. Get home, eat, shower and just try to sleep. I could prob make time for it on weekends if it helps. I usually let my body take care of any pain by itself.
 
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