man skips work for 6 years and no one notices

The American Dream.. :rofl:

Seems like it's the Spanish dream too.

Dude flourished. Must've been a lot of stupid people in that office and company. If I worked there and noticed he didn't show up after a week, I would've tried it too.
 
goat status.



stop showing up..but the direct deposit doesn't miss a beat. #win


son desk game must've had all types of cob webs and dust lmaooo. And they were basically looking to give my g the keys to the city.


that's that reverse Craig jux. Son getting awards on his day off. :smokin
 
Sounds like an episode of Seinfeld :lol: reminds me of something Kramer or George would do :lol:
George did this with his car for a few days. Left ona trip with his fiance. Kramer crashed his car and when they put it back there they assumed George died :lol:

The lengths George went to sell that story though :lol: :smokin
 
 
Sounds like an episode of Seinfeld
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reminds me of something Kramer or George would do
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George did this with his car for a few days. Left ona trip with his fiance. Kramer crashed his car and when they put it back there they assumed George died
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The lengths George went to sell that story though
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Reminds me of when I was working for the school district. Somebody had died a while back and another district employee continued to pick up the deceased's pay checks for well over a year. 
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Reminds me of when I was working for the school district. Somebody had died a while back and another district employee continued to pick up the deceased's pay checks for well over a year. :lol:

How did he pull that off without getting caught for well over a year
 
It's not 6 years but a woman I worked with walked out during her shift and was put on stress leave for 2-3 months full pay. Another 2 were suspended with pay during a investigation of whether they were selling food stamps through the company emails smh
 
Only a fool wod believe this story

Its not from a fake website, the BBC reported it on Friday.


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35557725

A Spanish civil servant who failed to turn up for work for "at least" six years has been caught after becoming eligible for a long service award.
Joaquin Garcia, 69, was fined €27,000 (£21,000; $30,000) after the award brought his long absence to light.
Mr Garcia, whose job was to supervise the building of a waste water treatment plant, has since retired.
He denies the allegations and his lawyer says he has gone into hiding after suffering a media "lynching".
Mr Garcia said he had been a victim of political bullying in the job and moved to a post where there was no work to do.
He was paid €37,000 a year before tax by a water company run by local authorities in the south-western city of Cadiz. A court found in the authority's favour and ordered him to pay the fine ,which is equivalent to one year's salary after tax and was the most that the company could legally reclaim.
He has written to the mayor asking not to have to pay the fine, and will ask for a review of the judgement.

Spanish newspapers have dubbed him "el funcionario fantasma" - the phantom official.
The court heard that the boss of the water company had not seen Mr Garcia for years despite occupying an office opposite his.
The water company thought he was supervised by the local authorities and vice versa.
The deputy mayor noticed his absence when Mr Garcia became eligible to receive a plaque for 20 years' service. Mr Garcia says he was bullied due to his family's politics, and was sent to the water company to be out of the way. He found there was no work to do there.
People close to him told the Spanish newspaper El Mundo that he was reluctant to report it as he had a family to provide for, and worried that at his age he would not get another job. They said he did go to the office, although not for full business hours every day, and that he dedicated himself to reading philosophy
 
maybe he finished all his work at once and whatever he was in charge of was ran for years without anyone suspecting his absence...
 
Reminds me of when I was working for the school district. Somebody had died a while back and another district employee continued to pick up the deceased's pay checks for well over a year. :lol:

How did he pull that off without getting caught for well over a year

I don't really know obviously there was a loop hole but it caused the district to migrate to a completely new payroll system after that. No more paper checks, strictly DD or these visa pay cards that were a hassle.
 
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It's not 6 years but a woman I worked with walked out during her shift and was put on stress leave for 2-3 months full pay. Another 2 were suspended with pay during a investigation of whether they were selling food stamps through the company emails smh

Stress leave? You're saying shorty walked off of work and they gave ger 2-3 months off cuz she was stressed?
Son where do I sign up. I got some travelling I want to do for 2 months!
 
It's not 6 years but a woman I worked with walked out during her shift and was put on stress leave for 2-3 months full pay. Another 2 were suspended with pay during a investigation of whether they were selling food stamps through the company emails smh

Stress leave? You're saying shorty walked off of work and they gave ger 2-3 months off cuz she was stressed?
Son where do I sign up. I got some travelling I want to do for 2 months!

Man again another anecdote, there was a woman who was basically on sick leave for an entire year due to depression. Full pay the entire time, would routinely take multiple weeks off every single month. She worked less than 50% of the time and got paid every cent of her full salary. City managers basically tried to fire her for a year straight but there wasn't anything they could really do. It could have gone on longer than a year Idk because I left. :lol:
 
albeit unpaid, my coworker was given a 3 month leave of absence so she could go "volunteer" in Argentina 
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How in the heck does this happen 
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My mans had no co-worker friends 

Or everybody was his friend and they were looking out
 
Dude probably won best attendance awards regularly at his local High School despite being home schooled



Real one
 
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