LOL Nyjer Morgan vs. The World

Dude is now my favorite player.
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Charging the mound was unnecessary though.
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Dude is now my favorite player.
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Charging the mound was unnecessary though.
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The only player on the team that plays or shows any emotion, too bad he can't control it and will most likely be gone next year.
 
The only player on the team that plays or shows any emotion, too bad he can't control it and will most likely be gone next year.
 
I gave him the benefit of the doubt when he threw his glove on the floor, but now I know that he is crazy.
 
I gave him the benefit of the doubt when he threw his glove on the floor, but now I know that he is crazy.
 
first baseman threw a HAYMAKER 
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 a guy that size should be grabbing dunn to do his dirty work 
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edit: watching the replay that was more of a clothesline, not as impressive..
 
first baseman threw a HAYMAKER 
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edit: watching the replay that was more of a clothesline, not as impressive..
 
I am 100% percent sure he is bat %+%* crazy.
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I read your post on nyjer morgan. Given that he plays on the washinton nationals, and was a recent call up (last year, I think) I haven't given much thought to Mr Morgan.

However, you don't meet many black guys named "nyjer" and I wondered if it was the same nyjer morgan that I went to hockey camp with in 1996. Turns out it was.

Nyger was actually a really good hockey player - he played on some AAA teams in northern california, and on talent alone, could have been considered a legit D1 prospect. However, the kid was a total headcase. He got banned from a league for smashing in a trophy case after and ejection. I heard stuff about all sorts of other, more minor transgressions, but I wanted to share with you this story:

So at hockey camp in nisswa minnesota, %+%* gets kind of off the wall. You have hundred of dudes playing hockey, with lots of guys training for spots on various college/junior/AAA teams. You go to camp for 5-7 weeks, and its basically a hockey bootcamp. There isn't much to do besides play cards in your downtime, as the living accomodations are pretty spartan. The younger kids stayed in the dorms so the camp counselors could corrall them more easily, and the older guys stayed in the much nicer cabins (which housed 7-8 guys with its own tv and kitchen). The high school kids stayed in what were called "A-frames" and were notorious for misbehavior. As the name suggests, its a square, two story cabin, with no interior walls. There are 12 beds, 6 downstairs and 6 upstairs, where everyone sleeps barracks-style. 2 bathrooms. The only entertainment was a bench to play cards on.

As I said, there is NOTHING to do besides play hockey and hockey related activities. So naturally, you turn to pranks, and naturally the campers designate their affiliations according to there a-frame. Morgan lived in a rival A-frame, and you"d do stupid things - like steal someone elses chairs, or a radio, or you'd shave someone's head. However, things tend to escalate. I forgot what prompted this, but after a few nights of prank wars, we came back to an empty bottle of gatorade sitting in the middle of our card table. Filled with two HUGE logs. It turns out, morgan nyjer had %%!+ in this bottle and put it in our cabin. Needless to say, we all got in huge trouble for this (in the typical, indiscriminate meting of justice only summer camp can provide), and wound up having to do wind sprints at like 1:00 am once the counselors discovered what all the commotion was about.

Anway, nyjer actually got kicked out of the camp for smoking weed, so there's that too.

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I am 100% percent sure he is bat %+%* crazy.
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I read your post on nyjer morgan. Given that he plays on the washinton nationals, and was a recent call up (last year, I think) I haven't given much thought to Mr Morgan.

However, you don't meet many black guys named "nyjer" and I wondered if it was the same nyjer morgan that I went to hockey camp with in 1996. Turns out it was.

Nyger was actually a really good hockey player - he played on some AAA teams in northern california, and on talent alone, could have been considered a legit D1 prospect. However, the kid was a total headcase. He got banned from a league for smashing in a trophy case after and ejection. I heard stuff about all sorts of other, more minor transgressions, but I wanted to share with you this story:

So at hockey camp in nisswa minnesota, %+%* gets kind of off the wall. You have hundred of dudes playing hockey, with lots of guys training for spots on various college/junior/AAA teams. You go to camp for 5-7 weeks, and its basically a hockey bootcamp. There isn't much to do besides play cards in your downtime, as the living accomodations are pretty spartan. The younger kids stayed in the dorms so the camp counselors could corrall them more easily, and the older guys stayed in the much nicer cabins (which housed 7-8 guys with its own tv and kitchen). The high school kids stayed in what were called "A-frames" and were notorious for misbehavior. As the name suggests, its a square, two story cabin, with no interior walls. There are 12 beds, 6 downstairs and 6 upstairs, where everyone sleeps barracks-style. 2 bathrooms. The only entertainment was a bench to play cards on.

As I said, there is NOTHING to do besides play hockey and hockey related activities. So naturally, you turn to pranks, and naturally the campers designate their affiliations according to there a-frame. Morgan lived in a rival A-frame, and you"d do stupid things - like steal someone elses chairs, or a radio, or you'd shave someone's head. However, things tend to escalate. I forgot what prompted this, but after a few nights of prank wars, we came back to an empty bottle of gatorade sitting in the middle of our card table. Filled with two HUGE logs. It turns out, morgan nyjer had %%!+ in this bottle and put it in our cabin. Needless to say, we all got in huge trouble for this (in the typical, indiscriminate meting of justice only summer camp can provide), and wound up having to do wind sprints at like 1:00 am once the counselors discovered what all the commotion was about.

Anway, nyjer actually got kicked out of the camp for smoking weed, so there's that too.

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