Lines You Think Will Work But Haven't Tried

[elocin023]

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by Elocin023

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by Elocin023

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by Elocin023

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Meh.. I never use lines .. just give "the look" and lick my lips[/color]

The irony.

tu sabes.

Just as long as you know.

That is all. Carry on.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Damn, yall hurtin' me today[/color]

I like messing with you.
Cause you do it to everyone else.
I catch you slippin sometimes.

 

[early90s]

 

[mrprince757]

Originally Posted by HandsomeDollaz

say lil mama, is you goin' to the BBQ?

what BBQ?

the one where I drop this meat on ya grill....

 

[21shots]

ME: How tall are you?
HER: 5'6
ME: Wanna add 8 inches?
HER:

 

[kiid23]

Originally Posted by 21shots

ME: How tall are you?
HER: 5'6
ME: Wanna add 8 inches?
HER:

Gifs at Giftube.com

 

[produccionfrescos]

Originally Posted by Elocin023

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by Elocin023

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by Elocin023

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by Elocin023

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Damn, yall hurtin' me today[/color]

I like messing with you.
Cause you do it to everyone else.
I catch you slippin sometimes.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]That's seldom seen, I'm glad you took advantage

[/color]

Originally Posted by thytkerjobs

this thread delivers

 

[i r andre]

Let me holla at dem butt cheeks.

 

[you big dummy]

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Meh.. I never use lines .. just give "the look" and lick my lips[/color]

its

but this does work

 

[elocin023]

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by Elocin023

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by Elocin023

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by Elocin023

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by Elocin023

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Damn, yall hurtin' me today[/color]

I like messing with you.
Cause you do it to everyone else.
I catch you slippin sometimes.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]That's seldom seen, I'm glad you took advantage

[/color]

Originally Posted by thytkerjobs

this thread delivers

Just a few times but I catch it. I have to.

 

[darius3668]

Originally Posted by HandsomeDollaz

say lil mama, is you goin' to the BBQ?

what BBQ?

the one where I drop this meat on ya grill....

wow that's great one of the best lines i ever heard

 

[face82]

%@* what's hannen'

 

[thytkerjobs]

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by thytkerjobs

this thread delivers

oh rly, you wanna play?

 

[you big dummy]

 

[ctdaprince]

Originally Posted by jordanhead7792

I be like "hey sexy lets go get some BBQ and get busy" works everytime

jazz

 

[darius3668]

how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, hi my name is _________

 

[the coolness]

Me: Did you just fart?
You: Why?
Me: Because you just blew me away...

its just corny and stupid enough to work...

 

[concordefliteschool]

whats the giraffe line?

 

[guillermo gutierez]

Hi, how are you? My name is Shawn.

 

[lilsciurid08]

....what was that one "im off the the charity for my weekly" donation or sumthin like that line ?

 

[seventh letter]

Me: Do you have black in you?
Her: No
Me: Would you like some?

 

[harlem]

Originally Posted by I R Andre

Let me holla at dem butt cheeks.

you forgot the ayo ma @ the beg.
but still

 

[nnarum]

I bet you I can make your boobs jiggle without touching them...


*Then grab them*

I lied...

 

[piff marley]

Originally Posted by HandsomeDollaz

say lil mama, is you goin' to the BBQ?

what BBQ?

the one where I drop this meat on ya grill....

No bull, I just used that.

Response I got: lol. we do needa chill doe...

I salute you sir.

 

[briteyes12]

Originally Posted by ConcordeFliteSchool

whats the giraffe line?

"Hey lemme buy you a giraffe, do you want a boy or girl?"

 

[litlbibby]

What that smell like?