just had dinner and accidentally swallowed my gold crown

[Mark Antony]

You really tryna put that back in your mouth huh?

 

[AZwildcats]

Cmon OP :x

 

[blacklion23]

Yukmouth is that you?

 

[shotsrangout]

 
Guys I drank wine last night and ate chocolate so i'd have to poo took a massive one this morning in a plastic bag. felt around for a few mins with gloves outside the bag NOTHING 

HONESTLY this is an old crown. I am in a financial rut at the moment, I no longer have dental coverage I want to salvage the tooth but its obviously not going to stay in my mouth without getting refitted. If I do find it then they'll sanitize the hell out of it and melt it into the new shape. 

 

[chrisqo]

No gold crown left behind

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Op maybe you need to get an x ray on ya colon. That crown prob stuck in you.

 

[nyc street cat]

check ya yambs, B

 

[Mr.Guy]

Guys I drank wine last night and ate chocolate so i'd have to poo took a massive one this morning in a plastic bag. felt around for a few mins with gloves outside the bag NOTHING 

HONESTLY this is an old crown. I am in a financial rut at the moment, I no longer have dental coverage I want to salvage the tooth but its obviously not going to stay in my mouth without getting refitted. If I do find it then they'll sanitize the hell out of it and melt it into the new shape. 

Dude can't be serious....

 

[Meangene45]

Guys I drank wine last night and ate chocolate so i'd have to poo took a massive one this morning in a plastic bag. felt around for a few mins with gloves outside the bag NOTHING 

HONESTLY this is an old crown. I am in a financial rut at the moment, I no longer have dental coverage I want to salvage the tooth but its obviously not going to stay in my mouth without getting refitted. If I do find it then they'll sanitize the hell out of it and melt it into the new shape. 

You sir are not that dude.

 

[703 hwy]

*** to mouth

 

[deleted]

If I do find it then they'll sanitize the hell out of it and melt it into the new shape. 

Why not just take some of your girl's jewelry and get him to melt that up?

 

[Aviator]

Eat big hearty meals for at least a week, then examine each specimen you defecate on the last day. Make sure to leave them out in the sunlight as well so that its easier to break apart.

 

[Master Zik]

Honestly if I were you OP I would've immediately tried to throw up that crown for the next few hrs.

I'd have no problem sifting through my own vomit. Sifting through and inspecting my own **** every time sounds like a pain and :x

 

[lamekilla]

Eat big hearty meals for at least a week, then examine each specimen you defecate on the last day. Make sure to leave them out in the sunlight as well so that its easier to break apart.

Fam yall really giving advice

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

Very relevant audio

EDIT: wrong prank

  there's a prank phone call where a dude pretends to be the owner of a restaurant and calls a dude and tells him he swallowed his wedding ring and needs to bring his doodoo in for inspection

 

[you go boy]

Do you not chew

 

[ctidda]

Gotta love NT, thread has me in tears

 

[wayniac211]

Drink some tarnX

 

[robtoofresco]

Have your girl perform an enema on you.

That'll make that sucker come out.

Thank me later.

 

[Thats My Word]

Did you find that crown or nah? Take it to cash4gold, let some other dude buy it, melt it down for a grill, and put that **** in his mouth.

 

[spizike231]

Take a laxative, b.

You'll find what you're looking for.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Have your girl perform an enema on you.

That'll make that sucker come out.

Thank me later.

I say go for a colonic. Get that **** vacuumed.

 

[yanky]

This thread is vintage NT. I knew I shouldn't have came on this **** in class.

I'm the only one in my class of 70ppl trying to contain myself from laughing my *** off right now.

 

[trunks206]

Get in good with some of those Arab billionaires, fly over some Instagram thots, and get to *******'

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Kill ur gf