I had the weirdest interview last week (sr. admin assist / graphic design).
I was on my way to work (called in late) when a chick calls me and says, "Hi, Michael, can you interview over lunch with the CEO", I'm like, "ugh, sure, I don't have a resume, so I have to go home and get one" and she says okay, and gives me the address of the restaurant. So I call my job, tell them I won't make it in today, rush all the way home, pick up a resume, rush to Coasta Mesa. I show up to a Greek Grill restaurant, sitting outside, waited about 15 mins and the chick calls me, says come inside if you're here. I come in, meet the chick (im guessing his secretary/personal assistant) and she says order whatever you want.
I order fries, lol.
Anwyays, skipping to the interview, guy was intimidating, short - buff dude, aesthetics. Straight up said he's an '***hole'. Says he's been shot 35+ times (shows me stitches on his left arm), says he hates the cops and has been in a coma for 3 days because of them. Has 2 guard dogs at the office, his office windows are bulletproof. Has fired 10 people in the last 3 months, one was a graduate at Georgetown, and the other was Stanford, said they were book smart, but lacked everything else. Told me he doesn't take crap from NOBODY. If I have to ask him a question about a task and he can answer it under 30 secs, im consider 'useless'. Ask me to tell him about myself, so I run down my past job summary, dude literally looked like he did NOT give a **** about it
. I felt he was trolling me.
He gave me a serious of questions, said these are asked at top firms to recent college graduates (this isn't a firm position btw and I'm not a recent grad). I'm paraphrasing these questions because I don't know exactly word for word he asked me, maybe one of yall heard em before.
1. 6 squares to your left, 6 squares to your bottom, you can only move 36 spaces, how many squares did it take you?
- I said 3, he said the answer was 266
. He said "how did you get 3" and I said, "6 + 6 = 12 x 3 = 36. He said he didn't care about getting the right answer, but the logical I used behind it.
2. If I have a monitor and I need a certain plug, how would you about finding out which plug you need?
- I said look for product code on the back of monitor, go to the website of the product or google it. He said, "why does everybody say Google? I hate Google. Why not cut that Google out and just go to the product website. Which I replied, "I did say that, I was just giving another option".
3. Your at the end of the fork road, 2 doors in front of you, one has a treasure behind it. In front of the doors are a man standing, one is a liar, the other is a honest man. You dont know which man is which and you can only ask them one question regarding the treasure. Which door has the treasure behind it?
- I was stumped. I literally spent like 15 mins on this questions while he ate his grilled chicken. I must of came up with 30+ different answers, all of them being wrong he said. I said, "well I can read a liar based off look" and he replied, "your on the phone". So I said, "well a liar could be hesitant, maybe a hiccup in his voice", and he said, "no, no, dont make this more difficult, you can not hear his voice". Dude basically shot down ALL my thoughts. I dont know what my final asnwer was, but he said I was partially right. Meh.
Dude liked my graphic background but HATED the fact I use Android. He told me "I hate Android", "Im an Apple guy, ill buy you an iPhone since I don't want you working with Android". He ask me what I thought of the app he has already, I thought it was ***** lol. He also said they're rebuilding his house, but from time to time ill be working from there. He also built a gym inside his office, "I tend to workout throughout the day, and I listen to country and trance... so your gonna have to deal with it". After an hour and half lunch, I hate maybe 6 fries total, him and the chick ate all there food, dude said he'll send me an offer sheet tomorrow.
The next day - afternoon, the dude sends me an offer for $10
, I turned it down, money was too low and his attitude and persona was straight up creepy. I know for a fact I would end up quitting 2 weeks in, not a good mark on my resume.