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Dirty can speak braille.
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Dirty can speak braille.
Dirty can clog the toilet going #1TEAMMARVELWith great power comes great responsibilityteamautobotT R A N S F O R M E R S
Are you Ladiesman217?
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Giraffes were created when Dirty uppercutted a horse.
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1. Dirty owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' cardTeam Otaku
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By the way, Ryu in Street Fighter was loosely based on Dirty.
Actually, the storyline of Mortal Kombat is loosely based on the events of Dirty's fourth birthday.
FDR would've been President for another term but Dirty banned him from the White House for making references to prohibited websites.
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I also wonder this but I do gotta give it to him. If I was dude I probably would of went ban crazy, turned NT to straight DirtyTalk. Have a msgboard to damn myself after the PS thread. Everyone had a contribution in that one..
There is a DirtyTalk. It's called the U.S. Senate.
These ones made me literally laugh out loud:
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Fact: Dirty doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
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Dirty once visited the British Virgin Islands. Now they're called the British Islands.
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Jesus wears a What Would Dirty Do bracelet.
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Me fail english? Thats unpossible. ~Ralph Wiggum
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2. When having sex Dirty turns the condom inside out, because only he gets to have the pleasure
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Geico saved 15% by switching to Dirty
hahahahahahaaaa
i laughed out loud on that one
"...as soon as it leaves your hand, the snap of the wrist, the rotation of the ball, and you JUST know it's going in...ya, that's the greatest feeling in the world..."
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when you were a kid, you wanted to grow up to be him. You didn't know it yet, but Dirty knew. And that's why you're still alive.
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Geico saved 15% by switching to Dirty
teamautobotMORE THAN MEETS THE EYE.
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seriorusly im a noob who is dirty
He's the main reason why there's a Bermuda Triangle. It used to be a Square until Dirty visited one of the sides.
TEAMAMFAM
TEAM NOPE...I DIDN'T SMASH
I Keep My V-Card On Dead Stock Status.
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Giraffes were created when Dirty uppercutted a horse.
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Geico saved 15% by switching to Dirty
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