Is Dirty a big guy?

Batman is Dirty's Robin


Dirty has all the qualities of Superman except for the fact that he is not immune to kryptonite



Dirty has turned down all the Academy Award winning roles, including female
 
Dirty banned Neo, Agent Smith, and the oracle from the Matrix.
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He's the main reason why there's a Bermuda Triangle. It used to be a Square until Dirty visited one of the sides.
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Geico saved 15% by switching to Dirty
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Dirty is the real rubbaBAN man
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Batman is Dirty's Robin
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Jeeves asks Dirty

Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% of germs. Dirty can kill 100% of whatever the !&@$ he wants
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props to those making their up, at those copying from the chuck norris site......

that one about getting breakfast after 11 at mcdonalds had me :lol
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if you're thinking about the best sex you've ever had, chances are you're thinking of dirty.
"Sleep is for the weak. Therefore, I'm weak then."
 
Dirty doesn't need a pickup line. He just stands in the middle of a random street and whips it out.
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Dirty doesn't even walk, he just appears wherever the @#%$ he wants to be.
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tony soprano didnt get whacked on the last episode, he saw dirty
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God used Dirty's rib to create Adam.

Dirty doesn't use Trojans he uses Spartaaaaaaaaaaaa's.

Plymouth Rock didn't land on Dirty, Dirty landed on Plymouth Rock.

Dirty shot The Sheriff.

HandsomeBWonderful order's the Dirty sized meal when he goes to IHOP.

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Dirty kills Harry Potter at the end of the last book...than bangs hermione
 
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