Is Dirty a big guy?

[wayne788]

this thread has me rolling in laughter
i almost woke my peoples up laughing so hard

too many quotables

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Fact 2: My homegirl told me he doesn't teabag...he potatosacks.

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[john23friend85]

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4. Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night to make sure Dirty isn't there

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"And as the sun, that had been too afraid to show its face in this city, started to turn the black into grey, I smiled. Not out of happiness. But because I knew... that one day, I wouldn't have to do this anymore. One day, I could stop fighting. Because one day... I would win. One day, there will be no pain, no loss, no crime. Because of me, because I fight. For you. One day, I will win."​

 

[shaolinstyle619]

Dirty is the nightmare on elm street.
"Sleep is for the weak. Therefore, I'm weak then."

 

[dyyhard]

Dirty repoed my transportation to work, now I got no legs....
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[frank 7he t4nk]

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It wasn't a meteor that whipped out the dinosaurs, it was Dirty celebrating the purchase of his first pair of Rifts

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[what are you gonna do]

you know how chuck norris masterbates with sand paper? dirty rubs em out with electric barbed wire...

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[questions03]

Dirty is big enough to humble The Iron Shiek.

I stand alone.​

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[coryjuefromatthews]

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Dirty uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

Fact: Dirty doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

my god you got me holdin my sides right now.

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Dirty once visited the British Virgin Islands. Now they're called the British Islands.

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Jew-Fro pimpin'
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[th0mas cr0wn]

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you how Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer? only Dirty can make him cry...

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[breakinyourankles]

Dirty once asked my girl for her number. And I

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[purple face]

In the Book of Genesis, after God seals the gates of the Garden of Eden, Dirty kicked the gates down and ate the serpent.
April 23 1848
Rebecca died of typhoid.

EVERYONE IN YOUR PARTY HAS DIED. MANY WAGONS FAIL TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO OREGON. DO YOU WANT TO WRITE YOUR EPITAPH?

 

[coryjuefromatthews]

Dirty is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right index fingers.

Dirty once banned a member so fast that his finger broke the speed of light, went back in time, and stopped Steve from selling SoleBar AF1 exclusives.

Dirty lost his virginity before his dad did.

Dirty built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Dirty met all three bullets with his ban finger, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Dirty eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Dirty is so raw they ACTUALLY serve him breakfest at McDonalds AFTER 11am

Topanga gettin' her fingers stuck in Cory's jew-fro >>>> This thread.

Who dare opposes the all mighty wisdom of the Jew-Fro? All hail the power of the Jew-Fro pimpin'
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[tru2theegame]

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Fact: Dirty doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Dirty lost his virginity before his dad did.

Dirty once visited the British Virgin Islands. Now they're called the British Islands.

Fact 2: My homegirl told me he doesn't teabag...he potatosacks.

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Random Nter-New Females coming from left and right I think the Mods sent them in to get N's banned
Dirty: Im a little bored go in there and stir things up a bit
Ramdom Nt Girl : Ok Mr Licious

 

[kobe2nj]

dirty has four children mj, kobe, jim brown, and wayne gretzky....all conceived by himself

 

[shaolinstyle619]

you know the saying, "when nature calls?" well, that's actually dirty calling.
"Sleep is for the weak. Therefore, I'm weak then."

 

[youngdipset20]

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Fact 2: My homegirl told me he doesn't teabag...he potatosacks.

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TEAM YOU'RE NOT SMASHING
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[that ether]

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Fact 2: My homegirl told me he doesn't teabag...he potatosacks.

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TEAM

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"Dominican Is in my blood to be hustling that "N" you call papi probally one my cousins"

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[onetruesoul]

1. Dirty owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

2. Dirty does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

3. Dirty went to KFC and ordered a Big Mac...and he got it.

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. For whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both. For a wounded man will say it his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.​

 

[are owe double s]

The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Dirty. This amuses Dirty because he is bulletproof.

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I Keep My V-Card On Dead Stock Status.
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[xer0iv 56]

Dirty is the reason women have periods.

I'm on a Mission, that people say is Impossible
But when I swing my swords they all choppable
I be the body dropper, the heartbeat stopper
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[Retroballer]

As a teen, Dirty had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Diry with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Dirty cannot be in two places at the same time.

Dirty has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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[alljayevryjay]

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Dirty is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right index fingers.

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[jackiechizzan]

Recycled, but who cares:


Dirty once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Dirty once ordered a steak at a restaurant. The steak did what it was told to do.

They say when you masturbate, God kills a kitten. When God masturbates, Dirty kills a lion

Dirty's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Dirty will not take @#%$ from anyone.

In poker, the only hand that can beat a royal flush is Dirty's fist.

Dirty won a game of Connect 4 in three moves

Dirty is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Dirty is always on top during sex because Dirty never @#%$ up.

Dirty doesn't pop his collar. His shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

Giraffes were created when Dirty uppercutted a horse.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Dirty. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Dirty is.

Everybody loves Raymond. Everybody except Dirty.

 

[romeo0o]

wow. this thread is comedy!

thanks for the laughs.

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