I Can't Trust You If.....

[ryda421]

hipster

 

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I can't trust you if you show up to the gym musty

 

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... you don't watch Seinfeld

... you watch Friends

EDIT

... you wear skinny ties.

... you mix good liquor with fruit juice or soda.

I wear skinny ties, its a good look with a fitted suit man. I catch friends reruns. shrugs, show provides lols. I watch seinfeld too, so it cancels it out. I'll mix pretty much any dark liquor with coke. You can trust me though fam. check your pm for investment opportunities.

 

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I can't trust you if you don't eat pizza crust

can't trust you if you don't eat bread crust period. clearly you're touched.

 

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i cant trust you if you have face tats

i cant trust you if you call your parents by their first name

definitely cant trust you if you call your parents mommy and daddy after the age of 5

cant trust you if you dont like basketball

can't trust you if you dont like basketball, but you like nutella

cant trust you if you black ice your beard

can't trust you if you put 3 cuts in your eyebrow tryna wile out

cant trust you if you think nas lost

can't trust you if you have balmain jeans, gucci polos and jackets, louis v belts and kicks and givenchy sweatshirts and shorts hanging up in your closet, at yo mama house.

 

[smedroc]

- You're a black dude with straight hair

- You wear tassle loafers

- You pout in pictures

- You work out with your girlfriend

- You match with your fits with you girl

- You have never drank or done drugs

 

[superblytrife]

If you don't take care of your shoes, I simply will not trust you. Goes for man and woman. What grown up walks around with beat up shoes? Your pass for doing that ended in the 6th grade.

 

[mastamind033]

You prefer cats over dogs

You don't wear deodorant

Your a man who shaves his chest, arms, and legs for non athletic reasons

You wear sunglasses indoors unless your blind

You wear beanies when its warm out

 

[moderndarwin]

What's deodorant got to do with anything?

 

[thehavik]

If you dont have a plastic bag full of plastic bags

If you dont have a plastic bag hanging on the door acting as a garbage even tho the full size garbage can is right there

If you lean on your right elbow and hold the steering wheel with an open grip with your left hand while driving

If you been had a beard since 7th grade

If all you got is a rillo/blunt

If youve never been beaten by a house shoe, extension cord, or a belt they made you go get

If you wear axe body spray

If youre male with a nose ring

You dont have a can of 3+ used cooking grease

 

[storm2006]

- You wear tassle loafers

Guilty.

 

[art vandelay]

If you dont have a plastic bag full of plastic bags

If you dont have a plastic bag hanging on the door acting as a garbage even tho the full size garbage can is right there

If you lean on your right elbow and hold the steering wheel with an open grip with your left hand while driving

If you been had a beard since 7th grade

If all you got is a rillo/blunt

If youve never been beaten by a house shoe, extension cord, or a belt they made you go get

If you wear axe body spray

If youre male with a nose ring

You dont have a can of 3+ used cooking grease

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[36 ounces]

- You're a black dude with straight hair

- You wear tassle loafers

- You pout in pictures

- You work out with your girlfriend

- You match with your fits with you girl

- You have never drank or done drugs

Stop being a bamma

 

[SC kid]

My plastic bags got plastic bags.

I cant trust you if you say u never peed in the shower.

 

[36 ounces]

My plastic bags got plastic bags.

I cant trust you if you say u never peed in the shower.

I was a bad *** kid, always pissed in the tub.

I can't trust you if we're playing Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 and all you pick is Iron Man, War Machine, and Cable. You're letting me know off rip you're a cheese.

 

[SneakerProSr.]

If you say you don't like Game of Thrones.

If you blame anything on "Liberalism"

 

[art vandelay]

I can't trust you if you wear a sweater vest with no shirt underneath.

 

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i cant trust you if you wear a jersey with no shirt underneath. you aint getting no 10-day my g

 

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can't trust you if you show up to the court covered in hexpads and shooting sleeves and headbands.

 

[CJMcfly26]

If you wear team jordans ( you sell drugs)

sag your pants to show off your belt  (you sell drugs)

supported in Reganomics (republican)

If your a republican

if you thought Bush was a good president (republican and you embezzle money)

If you ever thought Rosie O Donell was funny

Watch and agree with anything on Fox News or Bill O Riley ( uncover racist, republican )

 

[SC kid]

If you wear white socks wit shorts ima assume youre a sociopath and cannot be trusted.

If they are mid white socks ill straight up cross the street to avoid altercation

 

[legalsole]

If you are on niketalk

 

[chippedtoothsmile]

I can't trust you if you go to the titty bar with jeans on

 

[suberzat1]

If you are an adult with baby teeth

 

[freeze]

Can't trust you if you dont wear deordorant that goes on clear. you still rocking with the white clumps, you are clearly a danger to yourself and others.