I Can't Trust You If.....

[jjs07]

Gotta give the homie, @Freeze his due for the thread idea...

Let's go:

I can't trust you if you have a goatee like this:

U just a snake to me, bruh.

I also can't trust u if you are snackin' outta the bulk bins at the grocery store.

 

[crystalmethod]

I cant trust you if your first and last name, are both first names

 

[Coromanti]

What are bulk bins?

Also... I can't trust you if you've been divorced more than once.

 

[jayzz]

I can't trust you if you willingly wear Bow Ties other than to formal events

 

[krazy88s]

I can't trust you if you do one of those And1 moves during a game.

 

[ryda421]

if you tailgate cars on the road

 

[Sir San Diego]

--I can't trust you if you're a black man with NO facial hair. You're snitching if your side burns don't at least pass the middle of your ear.

--I can't trust you if you scoop your food on your fork with your thumb. You're TOO hungry and might stab me for the last Pringle.

--I can't trust you if you pour water into a cup that just had milk in it without rinsing the cup. Cloudy water = cloudy morals.

--If you're a woman with a gut AND a tight t-shirt. You just don't have enough dambs to be around me.

 

[jjs07]

I can't trust (your cooking) if you have a messy car interior.

 

[SC kid]

If youre a drug addict
If you like your steak well done
If youre like "so and so didnt want me to say anything but"
If you smoke mid or reggie and wear sandals
If youre a cop

 

[iwilwin]

I can't trust (your cooking) if you have a messy car interior.

 

[ryda421]

if you only post in the sneaker forums

 

[yeah]

--I can't trust you if you're a black man with NO facial hair. You're snitching if your side burns don't at least pass the middle of your ear.

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[jayzz]

If youre a drug addict
If you like your steak well done
If youre like "so and so didnt want me to say anything but"
If you smoke mid or reggie and wear sandals
If youre a cop

See now I didn't think this was shady but now I do since you brought it up

 

[krazy88s]

Reggie smokers definitely can't be trusted

 

[jjs07]

-Can't trust u if you can't throw a baseball.

-Can't trust u if you selling something on the train.

-Can't trust u if you don't devein ur shrimp.

-Can't trust u if you got braids (word to A.I.) and wearing a suit.

-Can't trust u if u work at a mall kiosk.

 

[combo gd]

...if the back of your durag isn't tucked in

 

[360waves]

Gossip about other people

 

[jjs07]

...if the back of your durag isn't tucked in

-Can't trust u if you workout in jeans/timbs.

-****...can't trust u if you rock jeans/timbs in the first place.

 

[ryda421]

if you wear toms

 

[SC kid]

Lol @ not trusting cats who wear timbs....son dont trust new york

If Youre a bandwagon fan

 

[friscostylez]

if the vag stinks :x

 

[Sir San Diego]

Lol @ not trusting cats who wear timbs....son dont trust new york

If Youre a bandwagon fan

if you wear toms

Repped.

-Can't trust u if you workout in jeans/timbs.

-****...can't trust u if you rock jeans/timbs in the first place.

I'm wearing jeans and timbs TODAY.



























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[SC kid]

If you wear timbs and shorts and the timbs are not black or wheat ill straight up act like i dont eem speak english

 

[ryda421]

if you have shoes worth porsche money

 

[clyde the glide]

if u consider yourself a heavy drinker and have never been kicked out of a bar or slept with a big girl