I Can't Trust You If.....

[youngwolf]

If you're from New York.

 

[htg designs]

If you learn business ethics from Birdman

 

[chichiloves5s]

I can't trust you if you don't like dogs.

 

[youngwolf]

If you sound like this guy:

 

[toast1985]

I can't trust you if you're a guy, and have no affinity for sports, on any level.

I can't trust you if don't know how to apply the toilet tissue roll, accordingly.

 

[Kev93]

If you work in prepaid phone sales.

 

[SC kid]

I know ONE guy that doesnt like sports at all and i dont trust him AT ALL

 

[gentrification]

I used to be like that, athlete my whole life. Watched a lot of sports. Now, I think the other side of it, why am I watching these grown men play a sport? I don't know. 

 

[jayzz]

Lmao @ wearing timbs

Dude has beef with the entire East Coast then

 

[keel252]

if you wear shooting sleeves on both arms in open gym

 

[keel252]

I used to be like that, athlete my whole life. Watched a lot of sports. Now, I think the other side of it, why am I watching these grown men play a sport? I don't know. 

wut?

you high or something

 

[gentrification]

wut?

you high or something

Yea, I am lit. But I really started feeling like dat. 

 

[kevlar]

Bald men without facial hair

Looking like a grown *** baby

 

[Sir San Diego]

You are not alone. I only watch the NBA finals (maybe a series leading up to it, if I like one of the teams) and the Superbowl with maybe a few quarters every now and then mixed in during the season.

I played sports for so long from being 6 years old to senior year, that I kind of got burnt out between baseball, track and football.

 

[RIP sleazyy]

"I don't usually do this/I've never done this before/this really isn't me."

"I mean his middle name is Hussein."

Face tats.

You eat finger foods with a fork.

Any kind of fanboy.

You didn't like Oochie Wally.

 

[the 7th mile]

If you under 25 without any type of Social Media account

If you post something on ig and multiple people ask about it and you don't respond

If you can't turn down *****

If you refuse to use an atm other than your bank's branch because you don't wanna pay the atm fee..you too cheap

 

[$tacy]

Dudes still wearing baggy jeans sketchy as hell.

Or dudes who polo sleeves go past there elbows.

If baby girl ain't got a sew in but she got a glue weave in 2015... She burning.

If yo car door a different color than the rest of yo car

If u got one of those police auction whips and leave the light on the side smh

 

[jjs07]

Lol @ not trusting cats who wear timbs....son dont trust new york

If Youre a bandwagon fan

if you wear toms

Repped.

-Can't trust u if you workout in jeans/timbs.

-****...can't trust u if you rock jeans/timbs in the first place.

I'm wearing jeans and timbs TODAY.



























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Typed too fast...meant to say jean shorts/timbs.

My apologies, fellas.

 

[kevlar]

If you wear chancletas in public

If you're a woman with busted toes

If you're over 21 drinking E&J

If you wear biggie merms

 

[SC kid]

If u put a newport out and save it for later.

 

[Narcissist]

If you're a woman and you say you've only slept with 5 guys

 

[Sir San Diego]

Typed too fast...meant to say jean shorts/timbs.

My apologies, fellas.

Apology accepted.

 

[jjs07]

If u put a newport out and save it for later.

Or if you use a crab shell as an ashtray at a cookout.

 

[solematic j21]

If a female tells me her name is caitlyn

 

[lovehateself]

i cant trust a man who owns a cat. 

i cant trust you if youve never bought me lunch 

i cant trust you if you ask to borrow my car

i cant trust you if ask to borrow my vcr

i cant trust you if you approach me and say " hey dawg"