Originally Posted by
JosephSKC
Theres been plenty of nights where I know damn well I should've been sittin' in a cell but end up at a party that same night. I'm just a lucky person when it comes to run-ins with the law. Like getting caught with a QP and the cop telling you that if it falls out of his car, he can't be responsible for what happens to it. But pinching 21 grams at the same time
Thirsty $%! cops. Rather lose 21 grams and get out with my freedom then the other way around
what do yal think about these tips? i hope i never end up there.
1. Do not get involved with punks
I am not talking about guys with spiked hair - I am talking about guys who become other guys' "girlfriends" - usually for protection. Whilethe short term benefits may be appealing (protection from other prisoners), you can become a virtual slave, to be gambled or sold to other inmates and you willdefinitely be used and abused.
This also includes being taken under someone's wing - it will almost certainly lead to you being a victim of rape. People who offer this kind of helpare either looking for a punk, or are looking for someone to pimp out. You should not associate with anyone involved with punks either. Jealousy in prison canlead to murder.
2. Do not discuss your crime
This rule applies especially in cases of sexual crimes. Prisoners doing time for these types of crimes are the biggest target for rape and brutality. Infact, it is virtually guaranteed if the crime involves children. If you are convicted of a child related crime, you should probably request protective custodyfrom the outset - this will keep you out of the main body of the prison and will probably save your life.
3. Do not get involved in gambling
This is a sure way to end up dead. This is a no win situation; you either cannot afford to pay your gambling bills, or you win and make the wrong peoplevery angry. Avoid gambling like the plague in prison. Prisoners will do anything to get what you owe them. Having said that, it is wise to learn a few cardgames before you enter so you can pass the time playing friendly games.
4. Do not collaborate with the guards against other prisoners
You should never tell on your fellow prisoners - if it is found out you can enter a whole new world of pain. Having said that, don't be disrespectful tothe guards - they can help to make your time go easier.
5. Do not become indebted to anyone
When you first arrive, other prisoners will offer to lend you things until you get on your feet - cigarettes for example. They will offer you a pack inexchange for two later. Absolutely do not accept this offer, it is a very common trick to get you indebted to someone. If you smoke - quit. You should waituntil you have earnt your own money before buying things. Basically, the rule is: NEVER take anything from anyone in prison. This is going to get you killed orseriously hurt.
6. Don't stare at another prisoner
Always walk with your head facing forwards. All it can take is a stare that lasts one second too long for you to become the target of violence. A guy mightappear to be friendly or placid one minute, but the next he can be your worst enemy.
7. Do not use drugs
Drug use is a guaranteed road to trouble. You will become severely indebted if you become addicted and you run the risk of being caught by the guards. Drugsare readily accessible and while they may make your time seem less painful, they will almost certainly lead you into big trouble.
8. Work out
Working out not only helps to pass the time, it also helps to to bulk you up - making you less of a target. You should not appear weak - this means walkingwith your head up - do not look at your feet while you walk. Avoid the temptation to get a tattoo - they often lead to diseases like hepatitis. You will alsoregret it once you are out.
9. Keep your mouth shut
Do not tell other prisoners about your private life. Do not discuss your crimes and do not discuss politics or religion. Any type of discussion that canlead to an argument is a big no no. Don't put your business out onto the street. At the same time, respect other prisoner's privacy and don't pryinto their private lives.
10. Be respectful and polite
Always be polite and respectful to other prisoners. Respect is the only thing a prisoner has and taking that away can be disastrous. Remember, if you giveothers your respect, they will most likely return the favour. You do not want to make enemies in prison.
Finally, remember, being in prison is like being at war - so it is better not to commit a crime in the first place.