How long did it take you to burp/fart in front of your significant other...

[stixx]

...or do you still not to it?

I been w/my girl 2+ yrs ans she has a mental block about farting in front of me...but will burp her @++ off...

Me on the other hand...I could care less...

 

[kdawg]

couple minutes.

 

[rl treyce]

just was a thread about this...


took me about 2 yrs or so, and one day she was laughing and farted by mistake.....been open ever since.

 

[ksteezy]

Originally Posted by RL Treyce

just was a thread about this...


took me about 2 yrs or so, and one day she was laughing and farted by mistake.....been open ever since.

same +#*% happened to me....lmao...milestone in our relationship i must say, before this happened i would suffffer holding my +#*% in for hours afraid to dropone in her moms toilet, after that it was all fair game.

 

[rl treyce]

^^^ ahahhahahahaha @ sufferrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[6dollaburger]

I've had relationships of 3 yrs plus - I've never been able to do it.

 

[elnino4530]

3rd time we hung out...just pushed out a massive fart. I'd rather make it "funny" than accidentally doing it and having it be embarrassing.

Also, I've found if I just push farts out, they don't stink

 

[renarene]

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by RL Treyce

just was a thread about this...


took me about 2 yrs or so, and one day she was laughing and farted by mistake.....been open ever since.

same +#*% happened to me....lmao...milestone in our relationship i must say, before this happened i would suffffer holding my +#*% in for hours afraid to drop one in her moms toilet, after that it was all fair game.

To me this is fair game from day 1.

<<Hold can upright....spray into middle of room...repeat if necessary>>

 

[elnino4530]

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by RL Treyce

just was a thread about this...


took me about 2 yrs or so, and one day she was laughing and farted by mistake.....been open ever since.

same +#*% happened to me....lmao...milestone in our relationship i must say, before this happened i would suffffer holding my +#*% in for hours afraid to drop one in her moms toilet, after that it was all fair game.

Reminds me...one time I stayed over my girls place when we were home for the summer, there's a bathroom in the basement and upstairs so I dropone in the basement bathroom

Doesn't go down.

She TELLS HER MOM who proceeds to go downstairs and PLUNGE MY *%$#

Most embarrassing experience of my LIFE. She comes up and goes "well I feel a lot closer to you now! But I forgot I threw a paper towel in that toiletbecause one of the dogs had an accident and that's what clogged it up"

 

[renarene]

eLNiNo4530 wrote:

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ksteezy wrote:

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RL Treyce wrote:

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just was a thread about this...


took me about 2 yrs or so, and one day she was laughing and farted by mistake.....been open ever since.


same +#*% happened to me....lmao...milestone in our relationship i must say, before this happened i would suffffer holding my +#*% in for hours afraid to drop one in her moms toilet, after that it was all fair game.
Reminds me...one time I stayed over my girls place when we were home for the summer, there's a bathroom in the basement and upstairs so I drop one in the basement bathroom

Doesn't go down.

She TELLS HER MOM who proceeds to go downstairs and PLUNGE MY *%$#

Most embarrassing experience of my LIFE. She comes up and goes "well I feel a lot closer to you now! But I forgot I threw a paper towel in that toilet because one of the dogs had an accident and that's what clogged it up"


Sorry to burst your bubble.
Seems like she was just trying to let you off the hook and not embarrass ya chick.
ahh a mommas love...

 

[ksteezy]

Originally Posted by eLNiNo4530

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by RL Treyce

just was a thread about this...


took me about 2 yrs or so, and one day she was laughing and farted by mistake.....been open ever since.

same +#*% happened to me....lmao...milestone in our relationship i must say, before this happened i would suffffer holding my +#*% in for hours afraid to drop one in her moms toilet, after that it was all fair game.

Reminds me...one time I stayed over my girls place when we were home for the summer, there's a bathroom in the basement and upstairs so I drop one in the basement bathroom

Doesn't go down.

She TELLS HER MOM who proceeds to go downstairs and PLUNGE MY *%$#

Most embarrassing experience of my LIFE. She comes up and goes "well I feel a lot closer to you now! But I forgot I threw a paper towel in that toilet because one of the dogs had an accident and that's what clogged it up"

LMAO! look at the bright side though, tell me your girls moms didnt treat you like you were more part of the family after that. the first time i dropped one atthe mother-in-law it was very embarrasing, i couldnt hold it in and we were all in the living room, talking sister, dad, mom and i think even her bro werethere, i got up quietly, tryiong not to draw attention to myself and went into the bathroom, closed the door, did my thing.....the problem was that it was oneof those +#+++ that it takes you foreverrrr to wipe offfff....so what i expected to be a 3 minute visit to the toilet, turned to 10-15 minutes, needless tosay, all eyes on me when i walked back into the living room, her father handed me a pack of matches. THE END.

 

[akuratl02]

within hours

...

Nah but burping yeah ... farting, maybe a couple of weeks/months ...

Trust me .. she'd rather hear it than smell the silient ghost face killer ones.

 

[mrmoneyindabank]

Just hit 2 years. I burp, only time I ever farted was when I was sleeping.

 

[fivefivenine]

 

[elnino4530]

Originally Posted by RenaRene

Seems like she was just trying to let you off the hook and not embarrass ya chick.
ahh a mommas love...

I mean my girl thought it would be funny to tell her mom I did it

I'm more than comfortable around her fam and stuff, we had been together over 2 years at that point but I've NEVER had someone plunge a toilet for me

 

[xxxoverridexxx]

girls dont fart nor poop so i try my best not to do this.

 

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[elnino4530]

Originally Posted by xxxoverridexxx

girls dont fart nor poop so i try my best not to do this.

I thought the same thing. I thought it was like a colorless, odorless liquid or something.

Never move in with you girl.

 

[food4thgt]

Originally Posted by kdawg

couple minutes.

This... because me an my girl ( we been together 3 years in March)..were friends before we got together..

 

[socluis90]

Originally Posted by fivefivenine


http://www.youtube.com/v/FB7rKMcNnak&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/FB7rKMcNnak&hl=en_US&fs=1&

so many gif possibilities in this scene

 

[los benjaminz]

This thread reminds me of a video I saw of pinky the pornstar farting the other day.

lmao def not poppin

 

[ksteezy]

Originally Posted by Los Benjaminz

This thread reminds me of a video I saw of pinky the pornstar farting the other day.

lmao def not poppin

link?

 

[uptown roamer]

I fart all the time

She burps, and I don't mind it, but she never says "excuse me" and it irks the @!#$ outta me...

 

[los benjaminz]

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by Los Benjaminz

This thread reminds me of a video I saw of pinky the pornstar farting the other day.

lmao def not poppin

link?

check ur pm nsfw

 

[xxxoverridexxx]

Originally Posted by eLNiNo4530

Originally Posted by xxxoverridexxx

girls dont fart nor poop so i try my best not to do this.

I thought the same thing. I thought it was like a colorless, odorless liquid or something.

Never move in with you girl.

ive never seen or heard my mom do any of this