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Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by flyerthandelta,
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Agree he’s a sucker
and she’s an escortboth things are true
the thing that has to noted in these interactions is that all parties know they are being recorded & are moving for the clip(s)
ogbobbyjohnson773
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Yikes
- Aug 6, 2012
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Gotta give her a pass cause she's not well but where would she expect the convo to go after that?
- Jul 24, 2015
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It goes no where but south.
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#Poundtown
- May 27, 2017
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Thought y'all said "you're not playing fair" was still money
Shorty on the app hit me with a question mark when I said that
Shorty on the app hit me with a question mark when I said that
- Oct 30, 2012
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The stuff yall come across really makes me curious to see what I’d find on these dating apps. I’ve been holding out cause of the traditional approach but these stories are too funny.
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Once you get the "culture" and "psychology" of dating apps it's a trip. Got my NT degree in it and flourishedThe stuff yall come across really makes me curious to see what I’d find on these dating apps. I’ve been holding out cause of the traditional approach but these stories are too funny.
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I mean it's been years. Gotta be patched eventually.Thought y'all said "you're not playing fair" was still money
Shorty on the app hit me with a question mark when I said that
willypete
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Nah it works still.
It can be an opener or just thrown in there but you have to follow up with something.
Mans just throwing out “you not playin fair” with no followup after she responds and it’ll fail every time
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Might be a generational thing. Shorty is gen Z
willypete
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What did you say back after she hit you with the question marks?
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Had to gas her up. Told her all these other girls might as well delete their pages cuz she a tier above. Shorty bit. Lil back and fourth yesterday and got the digits
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The 'simp-athy' route 🛤
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Hold up though......
- Oct 30, 2012
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Adding to the above, girl I messed with recently did a questionnaire thing on IG, one of the questions is, “Are you single?” She answered no. Got a “wyd tonight” text 15 min ago. These females.
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is curvy the new way girls call fat?
willypete
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I’m out the loop so I’d need some context.
Story time coming soon, return of the ménage
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Not digging the trend of thicker girls wearing the yoga pants waay above the midriff
ogbobbyjohnson773
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Hold up though......
willypete
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Was going to start this one off like the other but imo this one wasn’t hitting on the same level (like chasing that first high).
Okay so the same two from the last story, ex and her homegirl. They came through around 1am and pretty much got ish started immediately when they got here. Still in there acting out some of the best triple threat match pron, still on a crutch from leg injury. Not gonna lie, I was Barry Bonds in there and had used a PED. The way they were moving in there, I already knew I wouldn’t last but 1 round if I didn’t. I think I hit a grand slam in there.
After I got mine, the ex decided it was her turn to wear the pants and straight up started dominating homegirl. Pulled out some cuffs and put them on her and started using a toy as well. Won’t go into too much detail but definitely not something I was expecting to see. That went on for a little bit and I thought the neighbors would’ve been banging with all the noise they were making but nope nothing. They got theirs (again), got ready and pretty much rolled out right after that. Stayed up for a little min to change my sheets because it smelt like my favorite word from Bernie Mac on How To Be A Player.
I felt like the build up was better than the act. It was cool but just like when I reconnected with my old neckologist, the thrill is gone (no BB King).
Okay so the same two from the last story, ex and her homegirl. They came through around 1am and pretty much got ish started immediately when they got here. Still in there acting out some of the best triple threat match pron, still on a crutch from leg injury. Not gonna lie, I was Barry Bonds in there and had used a PED. The way they were moving in there, I already knew I wouldn’t last but 1 round if I didn’t. I think I hit a grand slam in there.
After I got mine, the ex decided it was her turn to wear the pants and straight up started dominating homegirl. Pulled out some cuffs and put them on her and started using a toy as well. Won’t go into too much detail but definitely not something I was expecting to see. That went on for a little bit and I thought the neighbors would’ve been banging with all the noise they were making but nope nothing. They got theirs (again), got ready and pretty much rolled out right after that. Stayed up for a little min to change my sheets because it smelt like my favorite word from Bernie Mac on How To Be A Player.
I felt like the build up was better than the act. It was cool but just like when I reconnected with my old neckologist, the thrill is gone (no BB King).
tl:dr
Ex hit me up and wants to see me again
Still only using 1 leg but both feet now (stupid ahh leg)
Ex comes over and brings her home girl again
We act out multiple scenes from some of your favorite tres-sum pron
Ex treated home girl how Damon wanted to treat Money Mike
Neighbors didn’t call the police or bang on the wall. Strange
I was content and went to sleep thinking I would’ve been better off on the hub
