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[ogbobbyjohnson773]

wildest things you heard on a date?

recently, think Ive heard the wildest in my experience
was on a date, kinda knew the person already
family came up and kids
so I asked if she wanted kids
she says "I was pregnant earlier this year......had an abortion"
goes on to say the dude was poly and already had a wife and kid

Im glad she was comfortable enough to share
but damn, that info caught me way off guard lol

 

[TURBO UNO]

wildest things you heard on a date?

recently, think Ive heard the wildest in my experience
was on a date, kinda knew the person already
family came up and kids
so I asked if she wanted kids
she says "I was pregnant earlier this year......had an abortion"
goes on to say the dude was poly and already had a wife and kid

Im glad she was comfortable enough to share
but damn, that info caught me way off guard lol

Rrrruuuunnnnn

 

[fluid hips]

Yea wtf

Shoulda flipped the script and been like how many people have you murdered

 

[fluid hips]

Fine shhh

 

[Brownstone]

Yea just talk because the bolded^ moved you to the front of the line.

 

[tr1ll]

 

[Brownstone]

wildest things you heard on a date?

recently, think Ive heard the wildest in my experience
was on a date, kinda knew the person already
family came up and kids
so I asked if she wanted kids
she says "I was pregnant earlier this year......had an abortion"
goes on to say the dude was poly and already had a wife and kid

Im glad she was comfortable enough to share
but damn, that info caught me way off guard lol

I met this redbone chick when I was working at Lids back in the day, I was in college or fresh out, MAYBE 23? She was thick in all the right places and sexy af, she was asking me for advice on which hat to get for her man lol, anyway I should have known something was up because she sure as hell wasn't acting like she had a man. So I get her number...

Fast forward to the date, I ended up taking her to Applebees and then the check comes. I'll never forget the tab, the total was something like $23 lol, now mind you, even though I was young and broke I still knew this was really a cheap date...

No cap, I go to reach for my wallet and this chick starts crying, like balling in the restaurant....Applebees. I am looking around like yo chill people gonna think I be hitting you or some ****! I also thought she was thinking this is how my life turned out? Dates at Applebees?

So anyway, the server comes and takes the check and leaves, and she lets out that nobody as ever taken her out to eat before. Like never , after that I knew what it was, took her to the crib and got the sloppy toppy. Never saw her crazy *** again.

 

[willypete]

I met this redbone chick when I was working at Lids back in the day, I was in college or fresh out, MAYBE 23? She was thick in all the right places and sexy af, she was asking me for advice on which hat to get for her man lol, anyway I should have known something was up because she sure as hell wasn't acting like she had a man. So I get her number...

Fast forward to the date, I ended up taking her to Applebees and then the check comes. I'll never forget the tab, the total was something like $23 lol, now mind you, even though I was young and broke I still knew this was really a cheap date...

No cap, I go to reach for my wallet and this chick starts crying, like balling in the restaurant....Applebees. I am looking around like yo chill people gonna think I be hitting you or some ****! I also thought she was thinking this is how my life turned out? Dates at Applebees?

So anyway, the server comes and takes the check and leaves, and she lets out that nobody as ever taken her out to eat before. Like never , after that I knew what it was, took her to the crib and got the sloppy toppy. Never saw her crazy *** again.

The jawsome must not have been awesome since no repeat

That’s wild even birds get taken out. Something really must’ve been wrong with her

 

[tay1]

Yeah I could've strung that along for a few months.

 

[tay1]

All these 30 and up bops on hinge learned the word intention and never looked back.

 

[tr1ll]

All these 30 and up bops on hinge learned the word intention and never looked back.

That **** pisses me off because everyone is "dating with intent". It may not be the SAME intention but its still dating with intent.

 

[2163O1baller90]

The most recent weirdest thing I heard on a date

A couple of weeks ago I took a chick out to get drinks..the date was cool..then she asked for my MyChart results then yelled out "You gon eat some coochie tonight" then she went live on her phone and said "He's eating ***** tonight" I only smashed to test drive the bbl but I didn't eat the box and she was mad as hell lol

 

[tay1]

That **** pisses me off because everyone is "dating with intent". It may not be the SAME intention but its still dating with intent.

They all have the same profile.

Dense, prone to use buzzwords that they don't know the meaning of, and just using therapy lingo. **** is annoying.

 

[tay1]

The most recent weirdest thing I heard on a date

A couple of weeks ago I took a chick out to get drinks..the date was cool..then she asked for my MyChart results then yelled out "You gon eat some coochie tonight" then she went live on her phone and said "He's eating ***** tonight" I only smashed to test drive the bbl but I didn't eat the box and she was mad as hell lol

You might wanna get tested again

 

[tr1ll]

I can't think of anything overly outlandish off the top of my head, but the girl I'm messing with now told me her ex used to do the mangina thing. I think she was lying and wanted to see if I would do it. I know when I was younger girls used to thank me after sex for not making them feel like a O. Apparently, dudes used to get them alone and be like, 'We gonna **** or what?'. I guess dudes didnt know how to warm it up. The sad thing is they would still do it.

EDIT: With that being said...If you didn't know....they tell all your business to a bigger D so you might wanna hold the weird **** for wifey.

 

[2163O1baller90]

You might wanna get tested again

Ironically I did bc someone made this fake post on the tea app and said I was burning girls..I literally got tested Monday and got my results back yesterday...I had to send proof to a couple girls to kill that rumor

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Rrrruuuunnnnn

 

[tr1ll]

I've also figured out "Poly" now means "cheating".

 

[willypete]

All these 30 and up bops on hinge learned the word intention and never looked back.

Intentional = “spend money on me so I know it’s real”

Ran into a few women that thought this is what it meant

 

[willypete]

Wild ish on a date….

I think it was either 1st or 2nd date and we had hit one of my usual spots I would frequent heavy. Think we had a few drinks a piece and they have heavy pours here so we were def feeling the liq. If we’re sitting in a booth across each other and having drinks, if the vibes are right I’m sitting beside her and getting flirty.

Now with that in mind, I sat by shawty and not sure how the convo got there but she pulled her phone out and showed me vids of her playing in it. She had a nice mass too in clothes so I was elated to see it outside them as well. At one point I remember she had the sound on and I was embarrassed when the waitress came because it sounded like a splash pool. I know we were both too lit to get anything going but she played games after that date and we never really linked after. Still wonder what that thang smell like

Bonus:

Spoiler

First date with a new chick and I had went to the same bar I used to frequent. Again, had drinks but I think we only had one a piece (still heavy pours). Date went incredibly well and she was thinking I was too good for her since I had all my ish in order and wasn’t pressing her about sex or anything sexual. However she did say she would’ve necked me in the whip back to her place but gotta save something for the next date (never got that car neck from her).

Now this is why I brought this up, for some reason when I block numbers on my phone it doesn’t block on the Mac as well. So with that being said I still get messages from past people. I get home and I have a text from an old joint I was on and off with for about a year, it’s a video and the caption was “I see you at my spot”. She was sitting literally diagonal to me and if I was paying attention I would’ve seen her immediately. Shawty was sick I was out with someone else at “her spot” and also didn’t acknowledge her. Safe to say she was and still is crazy, yambs were immaculate

tl;dr
First date at the usual spot
Drinks and convo flowing
She was talking freaky on the ride byke
Get a surprise message from old fling
Women are crazy

 

[tay1]

This **** starting to piss me off

 

[willypete]

This **** starting to piss me off

Hold up let her cook

 

[tay1]

Hold up let her cook

She wasn’t bad enough for that kindve nonsense

 

[fdub]

I been off dating apps for a couple years now and I dont miss it. Got back on early this month and already lost interest. Meeting in person is much better for me. But i keep the app in the pocket for the times i dont want to hit the streets.

Yeah, dating apps for me are just for entertainment. I dot take them seriously anymore. I’m a certified homebody and a true introvert, but I would shockingly admit that meeting someone in person is better.. It’s just more organic.

 

[tr1ll]

Hold up let her cook

She wasn’t bad enough for that kindve nonsense

First of all the non-chronically online just jokes about this stuff. Secondly, the nonsense is where the real person is at. All these "deep conversations" just gets you rehearsed answers. You gotta catch em off guard.