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[tokes99]

 

[fluid hips]

Not gonna lie, I was Barry Bonds in there and had used a PED.

 

[tay1]

Spoiler: 3

Was going to start this one off like the other but imo this one wasn’t hitting on the same level (like chasing that first high).

Okay so the same two from the last story, ex and her homegirl. They came through around 1am and pretty much got ish started immediately when they got here. Still in there acting out some of the best triple threat match pron, still on a crutch from leg injury. Not gonna lie, I was Barry Bonds in there and had used a PED. The way they were moving in there, I already knew I wouldn’t last but 1 round if I didn’t. I think I hit a grand slam in there.

After I got mine, the ex decided it was her turn to wear the pants and straight up started dominating homegirl. Pulled out some cuffs and put them on her and started using a toy as well. Won’t go into too much detail but definitely not something I was expecting to see. That went on for a little bit and I thought the neighbors would’ve been banging with all the noise they were making but nope nothing. They got theirs (again), got ready and pretty much rolled out right after that. Stayed up for a little min to change my sheets because it smelt like my favorite word from Bernie Mac on How To Be A Player.

I felt like the build up was better than the act. It was cool but just like when I reconnected with my old neckologist, the thrill is gone (no BB King).

tl:dr
Ex hit me up and wants to see me again
Still only using 1 leg but both feet now (stupid ahh leg)
Ex comes over and brings her home girl again
We act out multiple scenes from some of your favorite tres-sum pron
Ex treated home girl how Damon wanted to treat Money Mike
Neighbors didn’t call the police or bang on the wall. Strange
I was content and went to sleep thinking I would’ve been better off on the hub

Hell happened to your leg man?

 

[willypete]

Hell happened to your leg man?

Twisted my ankle last year at work which resulted in a series of different injuries to my right leg. I think I’m at the final hurdle which is my knee but we’ll see.

Haven’t been able to make any moves or work but hasn’t stopped me from smashing different tings

 

[TURBO UNO]

Twisted my ankle last year at work which resulted in a series of different injuries to my right leg. I think I’m at the final hurdle which is my knee but we’ll see.

Damn man, reminds me of the Simpsons clumsy waiter lol

 

[willypete]

Any of y’all about that lifestyle?

 

[tay1]

Any of y’all about that lifestyle?

What’s the scenario here? Another chick watching?

If so, she gon have to join in eventually.

 

[willypete]

What’s the scenario here? Another chick watching?

If so, she gon have to join in eventually.

I wouldn’t even have asked if it was another girl watching since I know everybody’s answer.

Another guy but mans wanna watch on the cam not actually be present. Basically diet fans only.

Wild af

 

[tay1]

I wouldn’t even have asked if it was another girl watching since I know everybody’s answer.

Another guy but mans wanna watch on the cam not actually be present. Basically diet fans only.

Wild af

Issa no from me dawg!

There’s no amount of money or box that could get me to do that.

 

[2163O1baller90]

The craziest **** happened earlier today..I'm mad at myself.. Im coming out of Sheetz getting snacks..this chick is sitting in her car shes like do you know where the nearest CVS is..I tell her she's like what's your # I tell her my name and shoot her my #..I walk off..she was cute but I wasn't stunting her bc I had some **** on my mind..she's like where's my hug. So I go back..she opens the car door i give her hug she grabs my ****..literally 2 minutes later I'm getting head in her car..she's like I'm married but I'm staying out this way for the weekend let's meet up tomorrow lol smh

 

[tokes99]

I wouldn’t even have asked if it was another girl watching since I know everybody’s answer.

Another guy but mans wanna watch on the cam not actually be present. Basically diet fans only.

Wild af

they tryna turn you ahht cuz!

 

[AIR J XIII]

The craziest **** happened earlier today..I'm mad at myself.. Im coming out of Sheetz getting snacks..this chick is sitting in her car shes like do you know where the nearest CVS is..I tell her she's like what's your # I tell her my name and shoot her my #..I walk off..she was cute but I wasn't stunting her bc I had some **** on my mind..she's like where's my hug. So I go back..she opens the car door i give her hug she grabs my ****..literally 2 minutes later I'm getting head in her car..she's like I'm married but I'm staying out this way for the weekend let's meet up tomorrow lol smh

The fact that she was so forward like that should’ve been a red flag. I would suggest you leave that broad alone, that’s not the karma you want coming back on you, let some other sucker be her victim.

 

[willypete]

Issa no from me dawg!

There’s no amount of money or box that could get me to do that.

Facts! That’s some weird wild ish and I’ll never be that down bad to that

they tryna turn you ahht cuz!

No sir, not me

 

[willypete]

The craziest **** happened earlier today..I'm mad at myself.. Im coming out of Sheetz getting snacks..this chick is sitting in her car shes like do you know where the nearest CVS is..I tell her she's like what's your # I tell her my name and shoot her my #..I walk off..she was cute but I wasn't stunting her bc I had some **** on my mind..she's like where's my hug. So I go back..she opens the car door i give her hug she grabs my ****..literally 2 minutes later I'm getting head in her car..she's like I'm married but I'm staying out this way for the weekend let's meet up tomorrow lol smh

Like AIR J XIII said stop messing with her immediately, matter fact block her number.

Next you need to get yourself tested and again in 3-6 months because that’s extremely wild and sus

 

[TURBO UNO]

Got to be very careful in this time. Got both sexes out here recklessly handing out STD's

 

[fluid hips]

The craziest **** happened earlier today..I'm mad at myself.. Im coming out of Sheetz getting snacks..this chick is sitting in her car shes like do you know where the nearest CVS is..I tell her she's like what's your # I tell her my name and shoot her my #..I walk off..she was cute but I wasn't stunting her bc I had some **** on my mind..she's like where's my hug. So I go back..she opens the car door i give her hug she grabs my ****..literally 2 minutes later I'm getting head in her car..she's like I'm married but I'm staying out this way for the weekend let's meet up tomorrow lol smh

Red flags. Hope you used protection

 

[willypete]

Now you know that man ain’t throw a coat on his butler for some neck

 

[tay1]

The craziest **** happened earlier today..I'm mad at myself.. Im coming out of Sheetz getting snacks..this chick is sitting in her car shes like do you know where the nearest CVS is..I tell her she's like what's your # I tell her my name and shoot her my #..I walk off..she was cute but I wasn't stunting her bc I had some **** on my mind..she's like where's my hug. So I go back..she opens the car door i give her hug she grabs my ****..literally 2 minutes later I'm getting head in her car..she's like I'm married but I'm staying out this way for the weekend let's meet up tomorrow lol smh

What kinda car she have?

If she was driving a bucket, your **** may fall off. Be careful out here!

 

[Mark Antony]

Damn only thing I ever got at Sheetz is my car sputtering because the gas is stepped on.

 

[frshstunna]

Yea at this point in my life ima have to pass if shorty is that easy or thirsty…At the minimum she’s off her rocker, and married too hell naw

 

[dakingii]

Mans moving crazy . In my 20s I probably would have done the same thing but now in my mid 30s? Hell nah. Would have walked off quick.

Go get tested my guy.

 

[206to813]

Story is wild but might not be a big deal imo. I’m assuming homie had the common sense to tell if she was a living red flag

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Story is wild but might not be a big deal imo. I’m assuming homie had the common sense to tell if she was a living red flag

 

[willypete]

Story is wild but might not be a big deal imo. I’m assuming homie had the common sense to tell if she was a living red flag

This NT, common sense ain’t too common on here famb

 

[tokes99]