Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[tay1]

First of all the non-chronically online just jokes about this stuff. Secondly, the nonsense is where the real person is at. All these "deep conversations" just gets you rehearsed answers. You gotta catch em off guard.

Speaking of,

I’m seeing a lot of “don’t want a pen pal, only have time for deep conversation” type prompts too.

I’m not tryna have a “deep” convo with someone I barely know. I feel like a man out of time on theee apps now lol.

Im getting matches but this time around, it’s more challenging to find something.

 

[tr1ll]

Speaking of,

I’m seeing a lot of “don’t want a pen pal, only have time for deep conversation” type prompts too.

I’m not tryna have a “deep” convo with someone I barely know. I feel like a man out of time on theee apps now lol.

Im getting matches but this time around, it’s more challenging to find something.

One thing I know, if someone wants to **** with you, they're going to **** with you. That stuff in their profile is just there because it has to be, thats why they all copy/paste.

 

[2163O1baller90]

Granted I'm sure homies response is AI but what the problem is??

 

[tokes99]

One thing I know, if someone wants to **** with you, they're going to **** with you.

the biggest of



i already think most of the stuff online is -tastic for entertainment purposes but in 2025 the idea of ‘applying pressure’ is so ridiculous knowing full well it’s man able to do less than the bare minimum…noting that, it’s levels to this so folk just have to find their level &/or realize that when they are playing up/down they have to be cool w/the consequence(s) that come with it

 

[tr1ll]

Granted I'm sure homies response is AI but what the problem is??

Calling it "cute" can be perceived as condescending and you know people think the only relationships work is if they are the exact same person. Everything has to match.

 

[Brownstone]

The jawsome must not have been awesome since no repeat

That’s wild even birds get taken out. Something really must’ve been wrong with her

It was too good if you know what I mean lol

She did call me a week or so after talking about moving in together I was like yeah naw, and she went in on my *** lol

 

[TSCQ]

The code switching is on point.

 

[Present]

 

[tay1]

The fall is about to get interesting!

Meeting up with a cool chick on Sunday

Also, I may have to smash a republican chick just for the plot

 

[Mark Antony]

"If you love Jordan Peterson..." Naw that chick is bat **** insane.

 

[tay1]

"If you love Jordan Peterson..." Naw that chick is bat **** insane.

She had a crooked wig too so she’s definitely republican. As long she ain’t breaking windows like WASHED KING joints .

 

[Mark Antony]

Yeah she not looking for you.

 

[tay1]

Yeah she not looking for you.

We matched . She just may need some liberal D

 

[tr1ll]

She had a crooked wig too so she’s definitely republican. As long she ain’t breaking windows like WASHED KING joints .

Broooooo....get off my algorithm! I saw a comedian say this on YT yesterday.

 

[Mark Antony]

Winsome gon show up with a jacked up wig and lipstick all over her lip line.

 

[tay1]

Broooooo....get off my algorithm! I saw a comedian say this on YT yesterday.

It be true though

The conservative chicks wigs be terrible. And just have a certain look. The dudes don’t get lineups at all

 

[fluid hips]

"stands up from women"

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Man getting catfished by Jason Whitlock

 

[smedroc]

 

[willypete]

“You don’t got any interest in men?”

Convo should’ve stopped at that but he already paid so he had to keep taking L’s

 

[ryda421]

wildest things you heard on a date?

recently, think Ive heard the wildest in my experience
was on a date, kinda knew the person already
family came up and kids
so I asked if she wanted kids
she says "I was pregnant earlier this year......had an abortion"
goes on to say the dude was poly and already had a wife and kid

Im glad she was comfortable enough to share
but damn, that info caught me way off guard lol

 

[206to813]

Escort

 

[tr1ll]

Escort

No no no don’t even do this. Homeboy a lame simp. Period. She saw a sucker and moved accordingly. If anything, shes a capitalist.

 

[smedroc]

wildest things you heard on a date?

recently, think Ive heard the wildest in my experience
was on a date, kinda knew the person already
family came up and kids
so I asked if she wanted kids
she says "I was pregnant earlier this year......had an abortion"
goes on to say the dude was poly and already had a wife and kid

Im glad she was comfortable enough to share
but damn, that info caught me way off guard lol

One girl told me she was currently on a leave of absence from work cause she tried to commit suicide.

 

[tay1]

The IG was probably put in the comments in like 10 minutes.