Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[WASHED KING]

Came across this on one of the apps. I applaud the boldness but please tell me guys aren’t falling for this

 

[s-blaze]

Didn't even know mans had the batman signal

 

[fluid hips]

Kevin's head on this would be fire

 

[fluid hips]

 

[para bellum]

Kevin's head on this would be fire

 

[fluid hips]

Saved

 

[storm2006]

How are you going to want to be a sugar baby that gets a weekly allowance but refuse to meet with the man in person? What exactly is he getting out of it? Under those circumstances, you are more like his baby than sugar baby

 

[s-blaze]

Lmaoooo

 

[da hen]

How are you going to want to be a sugar baby that gets a weekly allowance but refuse to meet with the man in person? What exactly is he getting out of it? Under those circumstances, you are more like his baby than sugar baby

These broads having Han Solo delusions of grandeur baby

 

[fluid hips]

They say you are only as good as your competition. Which leads me to believe these women are getting bolder because there are dudes simping with low self esteem

 

[para bellum]

THATS ALL I'M SAYING.

I have not told not one lie in my time as a member on this site. NOT ONE. If shes in her 20's and doesn't have an Iphone one of the following are true:

1. It's a bot.
2. She's ugly (subjectively of course).
3. It's a man.
4. She's selling p****

If she's 30+ this goes out the window.

Glad I came across post. This woman I saw earlier in the year had an android and I was a bit surprised since she was 27, first time seeing that. Didn't fit any of the above, but did go on to tell me she doesn't wear deodorant and uses lemons instead, and started to go on about how she doesn't believe in vaccines

 

[fluid hips]

Lemon smelling pum pum

 

[fluid hips]

 

[steebie j]

She needed deliverance from going to Ho Hell

 

[willypete]

She needed deliverance from going to Ho Hell

 

[theregothatman]

Man gone off himself when it don’t work out

 

[willypete]

“My son did good” no your son a damn fool

 

[moonman818]

Man gone off himself when it don’t work out

I mean if they get divorced, half of those things are going to her anyway.

Seems like more of a silly gesture for internet points

 

[turbospartan]

I mean if they get divorced, half of those things are going to her anyway.

Seems like more of a silly gesture for internet points

Except that since they were given before the marriage... they are technically considered a gift. So they may actually 100% hers since it was pre-marital...

 

[2163O1baller90]

Man gone off himself when it don’t work out

Apparently its apart of his game

 

[theregothatman]

I mean if they get divorced, half of those things are going to her anyway.

Seems like more of a silly gesture for internet points

That is house not communal property. This dude is giving away all his power if things do go bad. Her lawyer will definitely say those things were gifts prior to the marriage and she’s entitled to half of his half

 

[TrafficLightBully]

“ suck at texting/responding “
“ no hook ups”
“Take me on a date”

When will these women learn that these answers in they bio’s terrible….. So glad I only check these dating apps every once in a blue and not on it serious.

 

[Based Jesus]

Communication is the bare minimum. I don't understand women who claim to want to get to know you but are also like "I don't use my phone like that". How am I supposed to contact you then? Pony Express? Carrier Pigeon?

 

[ahat]

don't use my phone like that".

In 2022, riiiiight

 

[moonman818]

It's cuz they're busy getting their back blown out by somebody else or she just has too many ****** saying the same thing in her phone.

People literally on their phones all day