Hide Ya Wives, Hide Ya Kids: Worldwide Coronavirus Pandemic!

[SpittaJetLife]

I have 5 tp rolls left. My job has those big industrial rolls. Worse case scenario I’ll head to work and grab a few rolls late night when no one is around.

 

[keko jones]

I heard a CO in NYC has died from Corona ... I wonder how prisons are going to handle if they get hit.

 

[maq25060]

I rather wash my *** with water- hose than use Scott’s brand TP...

just kidding...

kind of

What type of nonsense...

Scott is the truth!

 

[DK972805]

How long do you expect that roll to last you?

 

[Nujavez]

How long do you expect that roll to last you?

It ain't my pic. Found it on FB

 

[maq25060]

Single ply>>>>>

 

[rooster]

Lou Malnati’s still open for business
They just don’t want you to come inside
“Welcome to lou’s but just stay in your car”

 

[jaymilla]

I heard a CO in NYC has died from Corona ... I wonder how prisons are going to handle if they get hit.

Being a nurse in county jail ,we still have no answer for this. I feel like we're not taking any preventative measures. We're "waiting for instruction from upstairs". It feels like a waiting game.

 

[Grine]

True or False?

 

[peteweezy]

yeah man, we were talking about how it wasn´t on Zion to pay the stadium employees, it´s on ownership.

I would honestly change my favorite sports team based on their response to this crisis.



*removes tinfoil hat*

...but seriously, when this is all said and done we can´t let anyone forget who was on our fn side:

-Scholastic (free online courses for quarantined students)
-Comcast (60 days free basic Internet access)
-HornPub (free premium access coming soon to a country near you)

...and especially who wasn´t:

-Whole Foods (asked employees to trade off days like prison cigarettes during a pandemic)
-Norwegian Cruise Lines (lied to public insisting their cruises were safe because tropical beach)
-the current US Federal Government (attempted to monopolize a German vaccine company for profit).


hell, this might deserve a thread of its´ own.

Yeah when you kept mentioning just sports I’m like I was talking in general and figured then I must’ve jumped in the middle. It’s all good my man respect

 

[mike honcho]

Got the emergency alert on my phone about 10 minutes ago. Said “stay home - no gatherings” and linked me to the county health department website, which of course is crashed now lol.

 

[plansb]

True or False?

Def true.

 

[daruma]

didn't see this, i skipped a lot of pages last night, sorry if posted already.

 

[keko jones]

Being a nurse in county jail ,we still have no answer for this. I feel like we're not taking any preventative measures. We're "waiting for instruction from upstairs". It feels like a waiting game.

Governments are always behind. I believe part of it is because they have to answer to the tax payers. Stay safe ..

 

[shibadekobe]

4 residents have now died from coronavirus at a care center in North Vancouver. 12 staff members have also tested positive.

Three more COVID-19 deaths at Lynn Valley Care Centre

All four coronavirus deaths in Canada have been residents of North Vancouver care facility

www.nsnews.com

 

[shibadekobe]

 

[Deleted member 170883]

bay area 3 week lockdown

 

[casper90403]

Not sure if this has been posted, but this got me

Good luck to the married folks out there

Divorces spike after 'spending time during coronavirus quarantine'

Officials believe the sharp increase of divorce applications around the country could be caused by the fact that partners have spent too much time in close quarters during self-isolation.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I'd be a disaster without the wife. She keeps everything in line around the house so I can stress in peace.

 

[shotsrangout]

I heard a CO in NYC has died from Corona ... I wonder how prisons are going to handle if they get hit.

terribly. we treat prisoners like absolute garbage in this country.

 

[jaymilla]

Governments are always behind. I believe part of it is because they have to answer to the tax payers. Stay safe ..

Doing the best I can. Appreciate it bro, stay safe as well.

 

[Upptempo]

What's a lowkey crime I can commit so I can go to a minimum security jail and have a gym to use the next 4 weeks

 

[Deleted member 170883]

how should we treat prisoners?

terribly. we treat prisoners like absolute garbage in this country.

 

[Mark Antony]

This looks like that Charmin forever roll, subscription type service.

Forever Roll Starter Kit (Holder Stand Included)

Get our most popular starter kit! Save big: get 3 Forever Rolls and a freestanding holder in brushed stainless steel. Shipped for Free!

shop.charmin.com

 

[keko jones]

bay area 3 week lockdown

So is official?

 

[Blake P]

True or False?

Although it's hard to believe anything coming from these communist countries, this has definitely been reported previously. It is certainly not the one and only antiviral being tested, but props to them nonetheless.

EDIT: apparently it's not a Cuban drug, as it was discovered in Zurich, but they do produce it in Cuba, among other places: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interferon_alfa-2b