Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios
formerly DONRE
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as repetitive as these threads are the lulz are always in abundance.
heres why i would wash a silverback with my bare hands (srs)
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Top Boy
formerly jay patt
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I know for a fact i could wash a silverback.
Use a comb to get all those lil bugs out.
Johnson and johnsons soap so it dont hurt his eyes when i scrub him.
Get under his arms....get all the lebugs off ol buddy.
Behind his ears....in between his thighs.
Id wash him real good.
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After watching this video, I highly doubt OP's bobbing and weaving would do any good. You'll be done before you land a punch.
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Maybe if you pump the gorilla full of tranquilizers....
Then maybe you have a chance of walking out of it's pen with all of your limbs still attached.
Then maybe you have a chance of walking out of it's pen with all of your limbs still attached.
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Only other thing NT hates more than SBG's is Fouseytube.....every NTer wants to see a SBG getting washed #SBGLivesmatter
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I dont think NTers hate SBGs, a man taking one down with his bare hands would be the ultimate show of badassery.
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But how many Corgis would it take to take a SBG down?
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Yo OP aren't you out of shape
As far as wind goes, yes I am currently out of shape. As far as my physicality goes, on paper I'm steph curry. Same height weight and build, slightly more muscular.
Yes. Human crack in the flesh. I'm the last of the best. One word to describe me? Spectacular yes!
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Steph Curry?! Versus a gorilla??
You on wet bro?
You on wet bro?
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Size don't matter. It's all about technique and deez paws.
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Yeah, okay. Even if you had the heart of a lion, you'd still get washed by this guy.
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Boy I'm going to work you on that court. Just call me young Lowry.Yo OP aren't you out of shape
As far as wind goes, yes I am currently out of shape. As far as my physicality goes, on paper I'm steph curry. Same height weight and build, slightly more muscular.
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"lil monkey A!! ___ can't hang with a gorilla"
one of the first rap lyrics I remember...prolly got it wrong.
one of the first rap lyrics I remember...prolly got it wrong.
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Y'all act like these SBG's are invincible. I'd parry his first attack and hit him with that Juan Manuel Marquez. It would be over in seconds.
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You're absolutely right.
Go for it man. If you need someone to film this fight let me know.
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Craziest part about that video is the woman yelling " Where is the zoo keeper, someone get the zoo keeper" Like he going to break it up and send them to their corners. 
Zoo keeper know damn well he wants no smoke with them. Life insurance policy must be through the roof to be one.
Zoo keeper know damn well he wants no smoke with them. Life insurance policy must be through the roof to be one.
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OP you have a better chance at surviving a jaguar or alligator attack.
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dudes trying too hard
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Cue the video where gorilla drags guy through the jungle like a ragdoll
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Gawd ******* ****...
I knew they were strong, but I was amazed at how quick they are and how nimble they can jump around for being so heavy. Crazy...
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OP saw Gotham how Alfred said " watch their breathe, the bigger they are, the faster they'll get tired ".
