heres why i would wash a silverback with my bare hands (srs)

[nazdrowie]

exaxtly, rilla isn't coming out with jabs and hooks, that ape put its mits on you and pulls, rip you up like gas station toilet paper

 

[Barbados Slim]

Originally Posted by doublemesh96  

 Originally Posted by WorldBreaker  
 
You know what OP? Go ahead. I think you can do it

If your boxing is anything like EDW's dribbling, that Silverback is in for a rude awakening. 

 

[yeah]

A silverback would literally rip you in half and play with your digestive track like silly string. You're talking about bobbing and weaving to dodge punches as if a gorilla wouldn't just tackle you and rip you to shreds.

 

[picasso swerve]

I think OP has a solid chance honestly.



















...whats your shoe size? You have any Ultraboosts?

Id be glad to grab em off your uh..body.

 

[suberzat1]

Yo OP aren't you out of shape 

 

[360waves]

Bench 2 plates and be over 6 ft tall and think you can kill a silverback brehs

 

[itshlittt]

are you drugs?

 

[Top Boy]

THREAD HIJACK

Silverback Gorilla vs. Grizzly Bear, who wins?

 

[360waves]

Doesn't matter polar bear kills all easily.

 

[JRaW’d]

OP and anyone that thinks he has even the slightest chance are completetly ridiculous and im takin note of all of your names just so I can overlook any of your opinions posted in the future...

 

[tr1ll]

Bruh, why was my cousin talking about this last night?

Have you ever seen a gorilla fight? They rock the **** out of each other.

1 open hand slap is gonna rip your face off OP.

Bobbing and weaving..

Dat beast just gonna grab you fam.

 

[mrgrapes85]

Those reporters, tho wasssup

 

[Barbados Slim]

OP you need to prove everyone wrong and fight a silverback asap. 

 

[Grine]

 
you can hit a silver back as hard as you can in the face and he wouldn't flinch. 

You'll be like Deadpool punching Colossus. 

This

 

[7ate9]

 

[ksteezy]

I got my money on OP....when do we drop you in the SBG's cage?

 

[Top Boy]

 

How many 6'8 dudes you know built like Captain America?

 

[360waves]

68" bruh

 

[Top Boy]

68" bruh

.........I knew that, I was just testing y'all

 

[dopeness]

Those reporters, tho wasssup

How did I know someone was gonna mention that? 

 

[Hank Scorpio]

"Russell Westbrook like speed"

Ambitious endeavor, OP. But let's stop with the delusional sale. Your bobbing and weaving is only going to tempestuously anger the gorilla until it's primal instincts kicks in and he attempts to get close enough to you where he can grab you and irremediably dismember you limb by limb.

Besides, the body measurements you gave us doesn't sound cogent enough. Hell, you wouldn't even be in the same weight class.

 

[slighted]

 

Stupid kid beating her chest.

Imagine if that glass broke.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Speaking of gorillas beating their chests. Has anyone ever seen or heard a SBG beating their chests? I've heard if a gorilla is enraged enough, you can hear the sound of them beating their chest miles away. MILES!

 

[dopeness]

 
Stupid kid beating her chest.

Imagine if that glass broke.

I think that's what set the alpha off.

"Russell Westbrook like speed"

 

 If the gorilla actually heard OP's claims:

 

 

 

[SC kid]

I know for a fact i could wash a silverback.

Use a comb to get all those lil bugs out.

Johnson and johnsons soap so it dont hurt his eyes when i scrub him.

Get under his arms....get all the lebugs off ol buddy.

Behind his ears....in between his thighs.

Id wash him real good.