HBO'S "Insecure" [ Created by Issa Rae ► Season III: 2020 ]

[freeze]

yo sometimes u be so surprised at the p falling in ur lap
u end up doing unspeakable things

plus the cali tree prolly had brodie on some f it, once the nose closes you cant taste **** no way lmaoo.

 

[putting in work]

yo sometimes u be so surprised at the p falling in ur lap
u end up doing unspeakable things

Yes, yes, it is true things happen in the moment... especially when you feeling nice

I must go now.

 

[bware113]

'Slow Motion' been settin ****** up with the cheeks for like a full decade+ now.

 

[nawghtyhare]

'Slow Motion' been settin *****s up with the cheeks for like a full decade+ now.

while i don't disagree
tpain "buy u a drank" gave me more setups then slow motion
specially on last call

 

[iamdef]

We gon act like "Donk" ain't top 5

 

[nawghtyhare]

We gon act like "Donk" ain't top 5

u talking bout the soulja boy song?????
if so ill allow it

 

[iamdef]

You know it
Donk had EVERY SIZE booty girl on the floor feelin' like she was the one

 

[nawghtyhare]

trina and killer mike
"look back at me"
used to make females go crazy on the floor

 

[bware113]

while i don't disagree
tpain "buy u a drank" gave me more setups then slow motion
specially on last call

Bruh, there's been so many 'You Finna Get the Cheeks' anthems. I never used 'Buy You a Drank tho'
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Buy You A Drank (TP)
I'm In Love With A Stripper (TP)
Shawty (Plies/Tpain) [TP was really out here blessin ninjas with the cheeks]
I Got A Problem (Trina)
Make Love In this Club (Usher)
I Can Tell (504 Boyz)
Seems Like You're Ready (RK)
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If any of these songs come on after 1230, just close your tab and tell the homies to find a way home.

Someone help me out and add to this list. You too can help set a homie up with some cheeks.

 

[nawghtyhare]

tpain might have the end of the night
get some cheeks
anthem crown
so many dead beat baby daddies were created cause of dude

 

[nawghtyhare]

oh and don't let falsetto or luv yo girl be the last song
the dream blessed us with those 2
u getting p for sure

 

[bware113]

Man I forgot all about The Dream! Another 'you better get out there and find you one' track maker

 

[iamdef]

If we talkin' in the club, don't play falsetto.
If we talkin' at the crib, let falsetto vibe her out

 

[nawghtyhare]

If we talkin' in the club, don't play falsetto.
If we talkin' at the crib, let falsetto vibe her out

naaaaah thats when u put on
usher "thats what its made for"
and rkelly "seems like your ready"



but oooooh ****
how i forgot feeling on yo booty
song comes on
freepass to feel all on ur dance partner

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Will never forget getting the sloppy to this




And pre smashing to this



2011 was the summer

 

[nawghtyhare]

maaaaan any summer u smashing chicks is

 

[gil23]

man when the pills,liquor and white girl is flowing the Weeknd undefeated

 

[nawghtyhare]

man when the pills,liquor and white girl is flowing the Weeknd undefeated

yo anyone else notice the weekend doesn't work to much on black girls
UNLESS they're mixed

 

[Maximus Meridius]

yo anyone else notice the weekend doesn't work to much on black girls
UNLESS they're mixed

Girl I was with was black. Wasn't no pills and nose candy involved either.

 

[gil23]

yo anyone else notice the weekend doesn't work to much on black girls
UNLESS they're mixed

yup he likes them white skinny model broads, You can tell he is in his element when he does those victoria secret fashion shows

 

[nawghtyhare]

Girl I was with was black. Wasn't no pills and nose candy involved either.

my dude gil23 bein Pill Cosby out here
yo sidetone: what ever happened to pill from mmg
and stalley

 

[MVP]

What was Lawrence doing eating randoms?!?

Lawrence homeboy (Light skin dude) is the funniest person on the show.

surprised he ate the box of 2 randoz

And this. Caught me off guard.

Wait y'all don't do this?

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Wait y'all don't do this?

I'm saying. If you having a 3some and one of the girls hops on your face what man is gonna say "get off!!"?

Sometimes you just gotta do freaky ****.

 

[nawghtyhare]

Wait y'all don't do this?

of course
but u cant admit it outright to other men
we all gotta front
though when i was out there in the field
it wasn't to every random
i went by smell
smell plays a big factor on if I'm a eat it or not
as well as how it looks
the cleaner the shave
the more the likely that thang getting munched on
plus the color the color contrast of the outside plus the inside
ooooh and the lips of it
I've nibbled on some mud flaps
but i prefer they don't hang out

 

[hand2handking]

dont get this locked talkin crazy guys