Has this ever happend to you in a public restroom? Vol. Youre too close maaann!!!!

[maddog345]

A few days ago I was taking a dump at work and some random dude went in to the stall next to me and was making all sorts of noises, not to mention the horrible smell of his doo doo. As soon as I finished, I turned off the lights and ran

 

[RustyShackleford]

Not really a public restroom story but still, this had me rolling when my homeboy told me:

My homeboy had a boss that whenever he would go to the bathroom would announce to the office whether he would be taking a number 1 or 2. The guys found it kinda funny but the females were digusted and complained to HR. HR told him he had to stop. He did, but instead he would play Montel Williams "This is How We Do it" from his phone whenever he was going to be taking a number two, if he was pissing he wouldn't say anything. So you would just see homeboy walk out his office, walk by everyone, and as soon as he hooked the corner Montel 's voice would drop and you knew he was bout to call in the AC-130 on the toilet bowl. Now this act by itself is pretty hilarious, but homeboy took it to new levels.

-One day he takes the office out to lunch at Fridays, he goes to the bathroom, 10 seconds after he leaves the table the music in the restaurant cuts off mid song and "This How we Do it" comes on the stereo. Apparently he knew the owner and had been setting it up

-Late night flight back to DC from a conference in Vegas, him and like 5 other people from the office. 12 am at night, plane is dark and everyone is sleeping. You hear the someone get up walk through the cabin, open the bathroom door and "This is How We Do it" blast for like 5 seconds before he enters.

-When people go out to lunch they usually hit the bathroom before going back to their workstations. Homeboy would hide out in the stall, wait for the bathroom to get packed. And all of the sudden you would hear "This is How We Do It" coming from a stall. Followed by a fart or long "Arrrrrrrgggg ahhhhhhhhhh"

-One time at the X-Mas party he got a cheap cell phone and put in the women's bathroom. Changed the ringtone, and would call it whenever he saw a ton of girl heading for the restroom. Dem bishes would be sprinting outta thee as soon as Montel's voice dropped. Took dem a entire hour to catch on too.

Middle aged white dude too, his troll game was off the chain.

 

[703 hwy]

This pic is old as dirt, been on NT since the beginning days.

 

[cashbanks]

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Shaq's getting flack from the gay community for posting this pic with the caption "this is an automatic fight in my book"

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Shaq's getting flack from the gay community for posting this pic with the caption "this is an automatic fight in my book"

You serious????????????????

 

[sreggie101]

A few days ago I was taking a dump at work and some random dude went in to the stall next to me and was making all sorts of noises, not to mention the horrible smell of his doo doo. As soon as I finished, I turned off the lights and ran

foul LMFAO

Was in the public restroom in Penn Station. Packed house, in line for a urinal.. A friend on one of the dudes that was pissing walks in and tells him to hurry up, Amtrack announced that their train is boarding. Homeboy without thinking turns his entire body, dong included, towards his friend to response. While doing so he accidentally pisses on the dude next to him. Homeboy that gets pissed on is like WTF, doesn't want to hear the apology, and starts pissing right back on dude. So while these fools are pissing on each other, there is slash damage, and some other dudes get R.Kellyed. Now like 2 other dudes join in. Another One zips up and runs, and one guy is pissing on the floor trying to avoid the water works, begging for the dudes to chill.

After they were done pissing the two original dudes start scrapping, wit their dongs in hand. . They were no punches thrown just tussling, wrestling, and some major sword fighting , word to Soul Calibur

this sounds like something out of a harold and kumar movie that was real life? no way hahahaha

 

[sk8eddunks]

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[fraij da 5 11]

I always walk into the restroom and theres 1 dude at the 3 stalls and hes using the middle one.

 

[frank 7he t4nk]

Rusty's posts.

 

[mr marcus]

Shaq's getting flack from the gay community for posting this pic with the caption "this is an automatic fight in my book"

so gays are trying to say they are creeps? 

 

[theprinceofde]

Was in the public restroom in Penn Station. Packed house, in line for a urinal.. A friend on one of the dudes that was pissing walks in and tells him to hurry up, Amtrack announced that their train is boarding. Homeboy without thinking turns his entire body, dong included, towards his friend to respond. While doing so he accidentally pisses on the dude next to him. Homeboy that gets pissed on is like WTF, doesn't want to hear the apology, and starts pissing right back on dude. So while these fools are pissing on each other there is slash damage, and some other dudes get R.Kellyed. Now like 2 other dudes join in. Another guy zips up and runs, and one guy is pissing on the floor trying to avoid the water works, begging for the dudes to chill.
After they were done pissing the two original dudes start scrapping, wit their dongs in hand. . They were no punches thrown just tussling, wrestling, and some major sword fighting , word to Soul Calibur

 

[theprinceofde]

AYO

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[miamiboy]

SMH @ Meek Mill making up one of those "yough guy" stories on instragram with the same cartoon.

 

[tommyicerocking]

Was in the public restroom in Penn Station. Packed house, in line for a urinal.. A friend on one of the dudes that was pissing walks in and tells him to hurry up, Amtrack announced that their train is boarding. Homeboy without thinking turns his entire body, dong included, towards his friend to respond. While doing so he accidentally pisses on the dude next to him.

Homeboy that gets pissed on is like WTF, doesn't want to hear the apology, and starts pissing right back on dude. So while these fools are pissing on each other there is slash damage, and some other dudes get R.Kellyed. Now like 2 other dudes join in. Another guy zips up and runs, and one guy is pissing on the floor trying to avoid the water works, begging for the dudes to chill.
After they were done pissing the two original dudes start scrapping, wit their dongs in hand.

. They were no punches thrown just tussling, wrestling, and some major sword fighting , word to Soul Calibur

u got the best stories 

 

[grandtheftbike]

that feel when there are two urinals and there is complete silence until someone finally breaks the seal and pees

 

[dauldierce]

yo how do yall knwo when someone is in the stall?

 

[grandtheftbike]

check the lock

 

[41239]

More awkward than that, I'm 6'1 and if I'm in a stall next to another tall dude when we stand up to wipe our *** we can see each other 

LMAO, i always duck, you cant really see everything unless you are 6'3+, and sure enough theres the guys who are like 6'6 and just look over because they can, like really homie? you wanted to see my dooky?

 

[Nujavez]

hasn't happened to me but

At the gym in the locker room all the lockers are free to use and this guy decides to use the locker right by mines?? come on now bruh.

Other time I was riding the lightrail back home and I was the only one in the train. Then this guy gets on the train and out of all the seats decides to sit by me. wth man lol

 

[iluvjordanxi]

I pee in the stalls

 

[defobking]

this dude rusty is a master story teller lol

 

[Master Zik]

yo how do yall knwo when someone is in the stall?

Just look down when you enter or listen. Most ppl are not bathroom ninjas.

 

[41239]

Was in the public restroom in Penn Station. Packed house, in line for a urinal.. A friend of one of the dudes that was pissing walks in and tells him to hurry up, Amtrack announced that their train is boarding. Homeboy without thinking turns his entire body, dong included, towards his friend to respond. While doing so he accidentally pisses on the dude next to him. Homeboy that gets pissed on is like WTF, doesn't want to hear the apology, and starts pissing right back on dude. So while these fools are pissing on each other there is slash damage, and some other dudes get R.Kellyed. Now like 2 other dudes join in. Another guy zips up and runs, and one guy is pissing on the floor trying to avoid the water works, begging for the dudes to chill.

After they were done pissing the two original dudes start scrapping, wit their dongs in hand. . They were no punches thrown just tussling, wrestling, and some major sword fighting , word to Soul Calibur

man stop playin, aint nobody got that many damn hilarious experiences in they life, appreciate the stories, but come on 5

 

[ucancallmerell]

at this whole thread. I thought us women had it bad tryna "hover". Who woulda thought peeing was so complicated.

 

[jay-mula 23]

at this whole thread. I thought us women had it bad tryna "hover". Who woulda thought peeing was so complicated.

It's an art and a science that we take much pride in lol