Has this ever happend to you in a public restroom? Vol. Youre too close maaann!!!!

[EddieWinslow1983]

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[la-ca]

I usually get behind folks and urinate on their backs while humming Fiesta Fiesta

 

[beh235]

my man wanted to hit him with the Wyclef

 

[theprinceofde]

Nah **** too big gotta pee outside.

 

[furiousstylez23]

Dude. my Johnson does not work when another dude is close by, Its like I have to piss like a mad man but I get to a urinal and a guy comes in and stands close to me, I cant get my leak out for the world. So I usually just go into a stall.

 

[grizzly hebert]

Yep. By none other than BET founder Bob Johnson at a radio station in Atlanta.

 

[theprinceofde]

Dude. my Johnson does not work when another dude is close by, Its like I have to piss like a mad man but I get to a urinal and a guy comes in and stands close to me, I cant get my leak out for the world. So I usually just go into a stall.

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[jesusshuttlesworth34]

Yes. 4 am at a bathroom at Penn Station in NYC. Some cellar dwelling penguin like creature emerged from a stall and stood right next to me.....He offered me $5 to give me a blowjob. I was so perplexed and heated I wanted to jab him in his throat, but at the same time I didn't want to be anywhere near that thing. One of the few and only times I have left a restroom without washing my hands.

 

[rawex5]

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[theprinceofde]

^ who would make that, people be pissin all on each other

 

[rocman23]

I've had it happen, and they usually try to start convo. I refuse to talk to another man with my junk in my hand.

I've also been outside peeing and 2 people walked by me and one dude patted on my shoulder and asked what I was doing. I didn't know how to react.

 

[gatzbygordon]

did yall look at each other at the same time and "headbutt"

 

[theprinceofde]

I've had it happen, and they usually try to start convo. I refuse to talk to another man with my junk in my hand.
I've also been outside peeing and 2 people walked by me and one dude patted on my shoulder and asked what I was doing. I didn't know how to react.

Say G TFOH

 

[unknwn]

More awkward than that, I'm 6'1 and if I'm in a stall next to another tall dude when we stand up to wipe our *** we can see each other 

 

[User 37837]

I've had it happen, and they usually try to start convo. I refuse to talk to another man with my junk in my hand.
I've also been outside peeing and 2 people walked by me and one dude patted on my shoulder and asked what I was doing. I didn't know how to react.

 

[furiousstylez23]

^

who would make that, people be pissin all on each other

No they'd be rubbing sweaty hairy ***'s together.smh

 

[furiousstylez23]

^

who would make that, people be pissin all on each other

No they'd be rubbing sweaty hairy butts together.smh

 

[gllahone84]

Yes. 4 am at a bathroom at Penn Station in NYC. Some cellar dwelling penguin like creature emerged from a stall and stood right next to me.....He offered me $5 to give me a blowjob. I was so perplexed and heated I wanted to jab him in his throat, but at the same time I didn't want to be anywhere near that thing. One of the few and only times I have left a restroom without washing my hands.

 

[mahnametahrone]

A few days ago I was taking a dump at work and some random dude went in to the stall next to me and was making all sorts of noises, not to mention the horrible smell of his doo doo. As soon as I finished, I turned off the lights and ran

 

[beh235]

Yes. 4 am at a bathroom at Penn Station in NYC. Some cellar dwelling penguin like creature emerged from a stall and stood right next to me.....He offered me $5 to give me a blowjob. I was so perplexed and heated I wanted to jab him in his throat, but at the same time I didn't want to be anywhere near that thing. One of the few and only times I have left a restroom without washing my hands.

I heard about that station at odd hours of the night. I'm good, I'd hold it

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Nah **** too big gotta pee outside.

yours too?

welcome to the club buddy, the big penor club

 

[nazdrowie]

A few days ago I was taking a dump at work and some random dude went in to the stall next to me and was making all sorts of noises, not to mention the horrible smell of his doo doo. As soon as I finished, I turned off the lights and ran

 i hate when people do this when im at work. i always head for the end stall but sometimes someone will come in and use the middle one. thats when i turn on the theatrics. 

what is wrong with some people though? 

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

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[adobecs4]

I tell them move over and pee in their urinal. How you like me now?

 

[da r entertainment]

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