Going to throw a house party at 30 years old

[zipp 202]

sorry about you and your lady...

i enjoyed the food you'd post on IG that she cooked

 

[jumpman247]

sorry about you and your lady...

i enjoyed the food you'd post on IG that she cooked

Yeah, she cooked good man. Oh well, life goes on.

 

[nawghtyhare]

I also got the hookup at wingstop
Garlic parmesean and lemon pepper all night

 

[needemjs1]

You should definitely UStream

 

[xbiker47]

I been away for a while yes, I thought that I needed to grow up for my lady and I have. But NikeTalk has always been a part of my life and I got super salty when I saw henz0 make those complex most influential NikeTalker list every year.

If it wasn't for people like me there wouldn't be a henz0, even though he's my dude, it's true. I'll probably never make any excuse me miss remixes or any youtube videos again (maybe shoe reviews or a vine) but by god I'll never leave a website for a woman ever again.

I will be on NikeTalk until I die, I will never go away again PERIOD!

And my party will be EPIC, even though I am 30.

-Jacob

 

[atlien seeko]

I noticed a few weeks ago when you came back.

Good to have you bro. Welcome back to the loser club. Have a seat over there.

 

[jumpman247]

I noticed a few weeks ago when you came back.

Good to have you bro. Welcome back to the loser club. Have a seat over there.

What it do pimp!



So I been thinking I have two female coworkers on my Facebook that are OK looking and I was stalking through their Facebook pictures and friends and they have some friends. All I have to do is beg them with donuts or lunch to bring some of their friends to my place.

I'm going to have my boy cook up some carne asada on the grill and get a bunch of holiday tamales and snacks. I'll get a bunch of cerveza and have some good music playing.

My little bro bro just graduated from college and he said he'd get some college yambs to come through. My boys little bro said he knows a bunch of yambs that want to slide through too.
This could be truly epic or truly disappointing, I could be knee deep in yambs or I could be Jumpman247 of old making youtube videos in his bedroom then beating to porn.

This could be the Jumpman247 that makes Complex #1 most influential Nike Talker for 2013 or 2014.

Remember back in the day when Ekin was dropping wallet breakers?

Stay Tuned!

 

[atlien seeko]

I noticed a few weeks ago when you came back.

Good to have you bro. Welcome back to the loser club. Have a seat over there.

What it do pimp!



So I been thinking I have two female coworkers on my Facebook that are OK looking and I was stalking through their Facebook pictures and friends and they have some friends. All I have to do is beg them with donuts or lunch to bring some of their friends to my place.

I'm going to have my boy cook up some carne asada on the grill and get a bunch of holiday tamales and snacks. I'll get a bunch of cerveza and have some good music playing.

My little bro bro just graduated from college and he said he'd get some college yambs to come through. My boys little bro said he knows a bunch of yambs that want to slide through too.
This could be truly epic or truly disappointing, I could be knee deep in yambs or I could be Jumpman247 of old making youtube videos in his bedroom then beating to porn.

This could be the Jumpman247 that makes Complex #1 most influential Nike Talker for 2013 or 2014.

Remember back in the day when Ekin was dropping wallet breakers?

Stay Tuned!

Just make sure you don't run out of alcohol. Beer and liquor and chaser for the ladies.

 

[suberzat1]

What it do pimp!



So I been thinking I have two female coworkers on my Facebook that are OK looking and I was stalking through their Facebook pictures and friends and they have some

friends. All I have to do is beg them with donuts or lunch to bring some of their friends to my place.

I'm going to have my boy cook up some carne asada on the grill and get a bunch of holiday tamales and snacks. I'll get a bunch of cerveza and have some good music playing.

My little bro bro just graduated from college and he said he'd get some college yambs to come through. My boys little bro said he knows a bunch of yambs that want to slide through too.
This could be truly epic or truly disappointing, I could be knee deep in yambs or I could be Jumpman247 of old making youtube videos in his bedroom then beating to porn.

This could be the Jumpman247 that makes Complex #1 most influential Nike Talker for 2013 or 2014.

Remember back in the day when Ekin was dropping wallet breakers?

Stay Tuned!

Your 2013 most influential NTer

 

[3miyasaki3]

goodluck fam

 

[SC kid]

[QUOTE ] All I have to do is beg them with donuts or lunch[/QUOTE]



Alcohol is one word

 

[jus3]

Don't forget to post pics.

Good Luck fambs.

 

[waitwut]

tell everyone you invited to try and bring females too
make sure to have ALL KINDS OF MUSIC CATERED TO THE FEMALES because if the females aint dancing the dudes sure as hell arent
have alcohol make sure to have enough
def try to invite people that are in college if you know any
if you use any social media sites post the info there

you're welcome OP.


edit- dam i just checked the last few pages aint nobody gave legit advice op was right yall really dont know

 

[bendover]

Real Talk:
Hire a rapper. That dude from the music video shouldn't charge ridiculously. This should attract some Yambs.
Hire a male and female stripper: not for you but for the people that show up. Don't count the chicks if the eggs haven't hatched yet
Use the social media.
God Speed [emoji]128077[/emoji]

 

[dipsetgeneral]

Hire a DJ, hire a bartender, invite your coworkers, invite friends. You could also hire a catering service. Let your neighbors know youre having a X-Mas party so there might be a little noise and invite them too. Thats all I can think of.

What I came in here to type.

 

[putting in work]

Yo I'm going to be in Oakland this week...

Is that close to where you are

I don't know I'm from NY.

Going out there for work.

 

[yeah]

They always come back.

 

[kspar]

seems like a good plan man reading stories like this makes me want to not commit to any relationship till im about 35-40. i have a gf right now and feel like im missing out on getting to learn the "game". at the same time ive known my gf since we were little.

 

[slicknick951]

Blast FB man you have use your definite people and build off that.

You should be fine with your brother and if you can convince the two girls from work to bring their girls.

try not to invite dudes who travel in packs unless they are gonna bring girls also.

Females travel with 3-4 tops but dudes will come 3 or 4 cars deep and if the females are uncomfortable you'll be in for a long night.


If all else fails Jello Shots/ shots to get the party started

 

[tero]

Hit up ALL your female friends and tell them to bring their friends.

Get a good DJ

Have drinks and assortment of drugs

Decorate the place and have red bulls on deck

 

[jumpman247]

*Quick Update*

No streaming will be avalible.

Getting a lot of yambs on deck.

DJ is not going to happen.

Contacted neighbors and they're cool with me throwing a party.

Yambs on deck.

AMEN.

Stay Tuned!

 

[Trey Bantz]

Tinder

 

[retro330h]

Pong turney with cash prize and im flying from Ohio lol 

 

[TheGodFresco]

bruh im in SF, i may wanna come through

 

[es el]

Pong turney with cash prize and im flying from Ohio lol 

its so hard to play with people you dnt usually play with.

some people have some of the dumbest rules. ive seen fights over this