Crazy stories from your job.

[darthdeezy]

When I was working at T-Mobile, a woman and her son came in. He was maybe 11 or 12 years old.

She asked me how to access the browser history in his phone but he had a passcode lock and was in tears because he had gotten in trouble at school for something on his phone.

He would not give up the passcode. She threatened him with police. Hahhaaha

At this point, she proceeded to coax the passcode out of him. He just had some cheap android phone. The browser history was alot if pronhub pages. Hahaha I was lowkey snitching. But I just did what a customer requested. Dont know what happened to the kid when he got home.

This was about 4 years ago.

 

[Sir San Diego]

P4L

 

[sooperhooper]

That's not even surprising from a kid that age.

 

[shogun]

Hope his mom didn't shame him for looking at pron unless she's one of those overly religious types. Just tell him don't get caught looking at it at school.

 

[slighted]

^^ When I was 12yo, I was looking at Torrie Wilson WWE noodz on the family computer and heard someone coming up the stairs.

I quickly force shut down the computer, forgot to clear browser history, and went to sleep.

My mom used the computer the next morning and saw the evidence.

She confronted me later that night at dinner and snitched to my dad that "Slighted was looking at naked girls like Torrie Wilson on the computer."

I just looked at my parents dead in their eyes and shrugged it off. They couldn't phase me at all.

I looked at the same noodz later that night and jizzed into my Reebok sock.

 

[sooperhooper]

Computers weren't abundant when I was introduced to pr0n. I was walking home from school in the 8th grade and I saw in the bushes several torn out pages from a porn magazine tangled within the branches. I went shopping like I was selecting items at a grocery store. Super thick Asian chick was spread eagle, went to the bathroom for some experimentaton and I realized how to pet the sqirtle.

It shouldn't be presented to kids, but if they are curious about and get caught viewing it, it really isn't that big of a deal.

 

[mangudai954]

Living up to your name with that story bro **** is crazy

I just looked at my parents dead in their eyes and shrugged it off. They couldn't phase me at all.

I looked at the same noodz later that night and jizzed into my Reebok sock.

 

[Sir San Diego]

So many good stories in here.

 

[darthdeezy]

That's not even surprising from a kid that age.

Yeah I wasnt surprised with what I found.
Its just that it doesnt happen at workflow that much.
Like Seth in Superbad said he likes pron cuz he's normal as ****.

 

[Black Lotus]

 
I work in a manufacturing plant that makes airplane parts. Most of the crazy stories at my work happened before I got there...

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1. Our office is on the 2nd floor, and there's no bathroom up here, you have to go downstairs. There's no elevator, so tough luck to handicapped folks. I guess some old guy that used to work here hated going up and down the stairs to take a piss, so he'd take a leak in his trash can. I guess the janitors got tired of it and complained to management and they fired him.

2. The guy I replaced was a real beta (let's call him Steve). Apparently he was intimidated by a real mean German ***** who was in here for one of our customers, visiting our plant... he decided he had enough of her and wandered off during the tour, and someone had to find him and bring him back. Apparently she chewed him out and told him "Never walk away from me again" 

  Anyway, our former boss was a real d-bag and didn't seem to care about his employees, he wouldn't bother to even talk to you unless one of your projects got "hot". To illustrate how out of touch with his workers he was, it was Steve's birthday one day... someone brought in a cake, people sang happy birthday, all that. My old boss had no clue and came in and fired his *** that same day... had no clue it was this guy's birthday 

 So now our department always jokes about getting fired when it's someone's birthday (though that ******* boss got fired, himself).

3. Probably the best story involves a cat. I dunno if anyone has heard of an autoclave, but it's basically a huge (you can walk inside) pressure cooker that you use to bake carbon fiber parts under pressure (think 350 degrees, 40-100 psi). Well, it was a cold winter morning, and I guess a stray cat had wandered inside and was looking for a warm place to curl up. Apparently the operator didn't see the cat creep inside the autoclave before they shut the door. Well, when they opened the door, they found the remains of the cat.... apparently the pressure had smashed it into a flat furry disc that looked kinda burned. 

 I guess that's one way to control the stray population...

Since I've been here:

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4. There's a loading area up here on the 2nd floor, with a gate that opens up for forklifts to pick up big trash carts or other heavy stuff you can't bring up by hand. Well, I guess someone forgot to close the gate one day, and a big trash cart rolled off the edge, falling 15-20 feet down to the shop floor. Bad news is it landed directly on top of a $10k part, destroying it 

 It also landed right next to a warehouse area, scaring the **** out of the people sitting there 

 Needless to say, management was NOT amused...

5. Some lady was up in a scissor lift, elevated all the way up. She didn't realize she was in the path of a bigger machine that came by and knocked it over... scissor lift fell all the way to the ground with her in it 

 Apparently, she didn't have any major injuries besides mentally being shook up... I heard the company figured out some way to avoid writing it up as an accident 

6. Maintenance guy was suppose to add chemical A to chemical B... well, apparently he added chemical B to chemical A, and it created a huge plume of hydrocloric acid fumes... he ran like hell, but the smoke cloud drifted up and instantly corroded 10s or maybe even 100 thousand dollars worth of equipment (same machine that knocked that lady off the scissor lift)

7. Recently, some random woman (doesn't work here) drove her car into our parking lot and was acting crazy. This was before I made it in to work 

 Apparently she was doing donuts, and then driving around real fast trying to hit people walking into work. At some point she parked the car and got out, and started stripping off her clothes... my (current) boss says he saw her bra laying out in the road when he pulled up, and someone else said they saw socks. This chick strips completely naked and is running around... I didn't hear what ol boy was doing, but apparently she comes up and sweeps the leg, word to Karate Kid, taking him down, and is about to start pummeling him, when his coworkers see this and run over to his aid. Guess it takes 4 or 5 guys to subdue this (naked) chick, and supposedly she was only like 5'6" 150 lbs... they hold her down til the cops show up and take her away. Later we heard that the test came back positive for PCP  

Good times...

that karma for finding a loop on that accident incident with the women

 

[NowForeverAlways]

Just read the whole thread over the past three days. Hilarious. We need more Rusty stories.

 

[guccjermaine2]

What happens when a boss sends you home early and tells you to come back the next day so he can talk to you?

 

[sooperhooper]

my old coworker posted this in the wrong group me
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There needs to be a site dedicated to mishaps like this. If not we NEED to make one. I can only imagine what type of pics have been posted in work chats accidentally.

 

[mike honcho]

I work in an ER so there's an endless amount of crazy stories to tell. Definitely a lot of crazy *** freak accidents and **** like that lol.

Computers weren't abundant when I was introduced to pr0n. I was walking home from school in the 8th grade and I saw in the bushes several torn out pages from a porn magazine tangled within the branches. I went shopping like I was selecting items at a grocery store. Super thick Asian chick was spread eagle, went to the bathroom for some experimentaton and I realized how to pet the sqirtle.

It shouldn't be presented to kids, but if they are curious about and get caught viewing it, it really isn't that big of a deal.

Them magazine clippings were probably covered in dried hobo cum bruh :x

I guess that don't mean **** when you in 8th grade though


And for that other post about sending a text to the wrong group chat/person, I've definitely done some **** like that. Straight up texted my manager at the time something along the lines of "RIP _____ he was a real *** n**** blah blah blah". Meant to send it to a group chat with friends just acting a fool like one of my boys died cuz he said he was gonna marry some bird he met at a bar.

Didn't get a response back and neither of us brought it up on the following Monday when we were at work lol.

 

[shorty doo wop]

I work in an ER so there's an endless amount of crazy stories to tell. Definitely a lot of crazy *** freak accidents and **** like that lol.

Computers weren't abundant when I was introduced to pr0n. I was walking home from school in the 8th grade and I saw in the bushes several torn out pages from a porn magazine tangled within the branches. I went shopping like I was selecting items at a grocery store. Super thick Asian chick was spread eagle, went to the bathroom for some experimentaton and I realized how to pet the sqirtle.

It shouldn't be presented to kids, but if they are curious about and get caught viewing it, it really isn't that big of a deal.

Them magazine clippings were probably covered in dried hobo cum bruh :x

I guess that don't mean **** when you in 8th grade though


And for that other post about sending a text to the wrong group chat/person, I've definitely done some **** like that. Straight up texted my manager at the time something along the lines of "RIP _____ he was a real *** n**** blah blah blah". Meant to send it to a group chat with friends just acting a fool like one of my boys died cuz he said he was gonna marry some bird he met at a bar.

Didn't get a response back and neither of us brought it up on the following Monday when we were at work lol.

when I was about to leave my job for another spot I meant to text my coworker too see if he thinks my ap would like to be a reference.ended up texting my ap instead lol

 

[Belgium]

Probably this very weird case in the hospital when I was a nursing intern.

A guy was admitted into the ER with water poisoning. He was addicted to water and had drank something like 8 liters. In the ER he was frantically begging for more water so they immediately committed him to a room in the hospital for further observation. They had shut off the water supply in the room but there was still water in the toilet so tried to drink that. They had to lock the bathroom of course. Later he ended up drinking a whole bottle of disinfectant because he went crazy from not being able to drink water.

I don't know what happened to him after that but it was the strangest thing I've ever seen and heard. From what I know there weren't any drugs in his system either so it must have been some kind of mental disorder but I have no idea what would drive a man to that.

Another case wasn't that crazy but it was probably the most ridiculous act of stupidity I've seen there. Some genius teen thought it would be a good idea to drink 16 redbulls and he was admitted to the ER with a heart attack.

 

 

[tay1]

I was working security at the inglewood forum for a Grateful Dead concert. Before being deployed, you're split into groups that'll determine whether you'll be checking bags, patting down, or inside the venue in front of the stage. I was chosen to be inside the venue. Upon going inside the venue, I was asked by mybsuoervisor if I was comfortable tackling people? I was like huh? And said nah, I'm not doing that. I was only getting paid 10.50 at the time so Im cool. Not worth it. Now I knew the Grateful Dead concert was gonna be one im which there was gon be hippies and drugs. So I knew folks was gon be out of their minds. I kid you not, there were people doing that hippie dance **** where they just have their hands in the airand they're moving around high as **** literally all night, no breaks. So I knew what the environment was gon be like. Since I said no, they put me at the stairs to prevent people from going to the floor, because the venue considers that stealing. There was people trying to bumrush down there but was ultimately caught. Folks tryna bribe you to get down and all tha. The worst part is that the security on the floor was damm near bodying these old, drugged up hippies. Straight out punching, and suplexing ******. Looks like they was having fun too. I even saw one of our supervisors bleeding. **** was crazy.

 

[Coromanti]

Nothing particularly outrageous. Since I been there people been smashin in the back of the warehouse where there are no cameras and a manager got fired for selling herself a washer/dryer combo for like 90% off.

 

[NowForeverAlways]

Happy to see this thread coming back to life. I dont have any crazy stories from work but the rest of you keep me entertained with yours.

 

[serotonins]

coworker passed out in his seat and ended up on the ground. he was okay, paramedics came but he didnt wanna go to the hospital

 

[crystalmethod]

Soooo...a couple years back managment got us boston market(chicken, mashed potatoes, mac n cheese, cornbread etc) for lunch.

There ended up bieng some leftovers so those were put in the fridge.

Next day im stting down in the breakroom...i see this dude across the table eating out of a soup container.

We got the food delievered so they brought the gravy inside giant soup containers...

Homie was eating a tub of gravy.

So many thoughts came into my mind....did he know he was eating gravy? Did he like it?
Was it one of those situations were he started eating and was like "this is gross...but i cant just throw out this giant thing so i gotta finish it"?

 

[Sir San Diego]

If he'd eat a tub of gravy while people are around, imagine what he does when no one's looking.

 

[ahat]

thats so foul

 

[shogun]

If he had biscuits and dipped them in the gravy i'd understand.

 

[spizike231]

I once saw a dude microwave an entire pile of pot roast on a plate. I’m talking like 5 inches high pile of pot roast with beef carrots potatoes the works.

I was so jealous that day cause all I had was a damn turkey sando