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Crazy to me... because since I've posted two more people have gotten fired.The last three stories were not crazy stories
A girl I used to date had a similar story. She used to work at K-Mart and one day this old lady came up to her register and tried to pay with dollar bills covered in poo. She had an extremely weak stomach, so she immediately starts vomiting into a garbage bin under register. The manager walked over and was like "What is going on here? WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!" The old lady stared at the manager with a huge smile on her face holding this poop money in her hands. The manager asked her to leave and she did with no hassles.
The manager takes my girl from the register out back and they watch the camera footage of this old lady. She was hanging around the women's clothing section the whole time, so they check there first. As soon as they enter the section, they see this log just chilling in the center of a dress rack. This girl vomits again and the manager is like "AWW HELL NAH!" and got two of the young kids that worked there to clean it up and let them go home early for doing so
The best part of the story is that about 3 hours later my girl went back to her register and answered a phone call. The lady on the other end was like "Do you remember me? I was there earlier. I just want to know if you've found all of the poo yet"
Story number 2 kinda reminds me of mine. Me and my girl get asked that question all the time. I'm black she is white. But her mom and I go into a chick fil a and we order or whatever. Then the food comes and dude ask would you like any sauces and we both say yeah at the same time. I want Polynesian and she says chick fil a. He looks confused and says who's order is it. We look at each other and say both of ours. Dude just gets that huh look on his face and puts the sauces in the bag. Walking out her moms says why can't we have the same order.
You're asking the wrong question bruh....That toilet story doesn't make any sense to me at all. All that doo doo goes into a tank that gets pumped out, how the hell could anybody reach far enough into a tank to even give another man a handy?
Whats creepy bout this?He has a tattoo of his daughter's name on his wrist. CREEPY.
u were watching the guy jacking off though?Back in college when I worked at the school library, there was this dude in the 24 hour study area on his laptop looking at child porn. :x Not only that dude was like so focused on it that he was jacking off to it with no dambs given where he was and when there was others around him. Had to get security and have him arrested.
Another was during winter break my co-workers and I were clearing out shelves of loose books so we could restack them later. She finds this box and takes it out. She wants to open it and "I'm like you shouldn't, you don't know what's up in there." Opens it up any way and is like "Ohh comic books." Digs through it some more then we hear her scream out "Ewwww, there's gay porn in here!" We end up giving the box to our boss as a joke and instead of throwing it out he out he puts it in the lost and found.
u were watching the guy jacking off though?Back in college when I worked at the school library, there was this dude in the 24 hour study area on his laptop looking at child porn. :x Not only that dude was like so focused on it that he was jacking off to it with no dambs given where he was and when there was others around him. Had to get security and have him arrested.
Another was during winter break my co-workers and I were clearing out shelves of loose books so we could restack them later. She finds this box and takes it out. She wants to open it and "I'm like you shouldn't, you don't know what's up in there." Opens it up any way and is like "Ohh comic books." Digs through it some more then we hear her scream out "Ewwww, there's gay porn in here!" We end up giving the box to our boss as a joke and instead of throwing it out he out he puts it in the lost and found.
joking lolWut? You serious? Where did you get that in the guys story
And rusty storiesOne thing this thread could use more of is... Pictures.
I'll think of some to post if u can make it happenI'm mad busy this week. If this thread is still popping come next week I'll back in the notebooks and find something to post.
for my situation I was just asking because sometimes people ask for separate checks at the last minute and back then deleting an order took a minute. I could careless about their relationship status, I guess the way I phrased it made it seem like that, now that I look back at it.
Bruh. I started crying
when i worked at Best Buy I was in home theater, knew a lot of people in the warehouse but not that well apparently. When i left for college in the fall an auditor came an opened a box for this huge big screen, maybe about 5 feet tall and 3 feet wide...and it was filled with empty boxes for playstation 3s, xbox 360s, ipods, bluethooths, bluerays, and smaller tvs.
Best Buy ended up firing the entire warehouse staff because they didnt know who did what
Posted this in t.a.n. and they told me to put it here.
I clean the airplane bathroom tanks. So a tank doesn't seem to be emptying correctly so, I get my heavy duty cleaning gloves and proceed to stick my hand in the tank. So I'm feeling around trying to see what's stuck. All of a sudden i grab hold of something. I tug on it trying to get it out of the tank. All of a sudden the something tugs back at me. With that scaring the crap out of me, i take my hand out of the tank. Go inside the plane to see what's happening. Turns out a dude was using the bathroom, taking a number 2 (with a number 1 as well), and he felt his number 1 being grabbed.
Because it is a constant reminder to me that dude likes to knock up underage girls.Whats creepy bout this?
Posted this in t.a.n. and they told me to put it here.
I clean the airplane bathroom tanks. So a tank doesn't seem to be emptying correctly so, I get my heavy duty cleaning gloves and proceed to stick my hand in the tank. So I'm feeling around trying to see what's stuck. All of a sudden i grab hold of something. I tug on it trying to get it out of the tank. All of a sudden the something tugs back at me. With that scaring the crap out of me, i take my hand out of the tank. Go inside the plane to see what's happening. Turns out a dude was using the bathroom, taking a number 2 (with a number 1 as well), and he felt his number 1 being grabbed.