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Wait after all that you called her to make out and get domed....
Nah brah, I was stuck in VA without a ride home. She was the only person I knew in the area.
I just asked for a ride and to stay over for one night, to crash on the couch. She says I gotta smash her if I want to stay over
We start negotiating. I offer to make out with her and let her give me a Handy J. She wanted to me to eat a plate of yambs
Believe it or not, the compromise was me getting topped off and us making out
Wildest convo I ever had
@blake267: She looked good for a sixty year old. She still had saggy boobs, a square but and you didn't see that box.
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